POV: You're a fly in the bunker. The fly doesn't judge. It observes... sipping intensely... from Ted's soup.

Either we're hearing thunder... or MJ's Soup Scavenging Service is in full swing! Join the Robot Gentleman 14th Anniversary Stream this Saturday, 5PM CET, on YouTube and Steam!

Sharikov's optimum combat stance: the catto bum wiggle. Art by mosstuk. 😸

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Tired? Thirsty? Mildly radioactive? Keep smiling through the fallout, darling. Because no one glows quite like you, Dolores. ☢️

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Come along! Enjoy this mini video tour of our 60 Seconds! 10th-anniversary exhibition at Pyramida Gallery. It was a blast.

It's hard to get around LA with these gas prices so high. They just hit $5.76 today. Let's be real: there's one cause for these high prices, and it's Trump's reckless war in Iran.

☎️Phone Boned☎️ Trump FAMILY spirals over missing $50M! Ari on MAGA revolt & ‘brand’ crisis [Edit] MAGA voices are turning on President Trump. MS NOW's Ari Melber reports May 11, 2026 www.ms.now/the-beat-wit... The Beat with Ari Melber

Video 1: Peskov says there's no risk of fuel disruptions in Russia despite drone attacks. He says there might be some "seasonal preventative maintenance", whatever that means. Video 2 in next post: a resident of Russian-occupied Crimea shows that there's no […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

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"You can take confidence from people or you can create self-doubt and have them get in their own way of playing freely." 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧 and 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐭 talk about something that goes way beyond basketball. Phil opens up about how confidence shaped him as a player and later

Trump promised to lower costs on day one. On day 464: An illegal war with Iran is costing $1BILLION a day Families are squeezed by rising grocery and housing costs Gas prices hit a new high @warren.senate.gov: “People are stretching themselves to the brink just to pay their bills.”

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Vrouw aangerand in trein. Wie is de man op de beelden? Tips welkom. #Rotterdam Wie herkent dit vies stuk vuil inteelttuig 🤬

🎥A police cordon is in place blocking access to Trongate from Gallowgate. The police have put measures in place to protect the Mercat building which is covered in scaffolding. Live updates: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/sport/261130...

People of Kyiv preparing for a long night in Kyiv metro that works as bomb shelter . There has been reports Russia could massively attack tonight with drones and missiles

“There is no end to Donold tRump’s corruption, and every day he just pushes the envelope further”—Ana Navarro. We are not being governed; we’re being looted. #ProudBlue #AnaNavarro #FucktRump

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Now is the moment to step up to protect healthy civil society in America by making the mechanisms and the rituals for participation in local politics more robust and more meaningful. But how do we do that? (2/3)

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The highest number of amputees per capita anywhere in the world, by far, especially young children. Despite the genocide & destruction, Gaza & Palestinians are resilient

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I’m not a shopaholic, I’m just stimulating the economy. 🛍️ #money #renting #humor #lifestyle

The New Hampshire Democratic Party charges $75,000 for the statewide voter roll. In California, it costs $100. Let that sink in. All this does is prevent working people from running for office. #nhpolitics #nh01

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in Norn Iron...british unionists have a thing about pineapple & cheese on a stick.

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We’re going so grassroots we’re going pen and paper! I don’t have the money, I don’t have the connections, and I don’t have the team. But what I do have is the drive in the passion for change in our system. I have always made whatever I need done happen on my own with what I have available to me.

"This isn't a race in which one individual won. This is a race in which community stepped up and said, in this moment, what we want are real representatives who will listen to the people…Who will prioritize your interests over special interests." - @analiliafornj.bsky.social

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Tuned in for Monique Ngock in Reims 2-1 loss to Dijon at the weekend. 20 year old midfielder. Her first touch is excellent. Aware of what's around, opens it up for herself, knows when to retain and when to progress.

Over 6000 delegates from 189 countries came together at #WD2026, 400 endorsements backed the Melbourne Declaration, and partners and delegates made commitments to continue this work. Join the collective effort, endorse the Declaration: https://bit.ly/4sVAAUR

Drought update: not good. Upcoming rain: helpful! @wbtv.com #NCwx #SCwx

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❓ Why is the VIN Community important? a. Your spouse might not want to hear about that gnarly cat bite abscess. b. Your friends still think you play with puppies all day. c. Doctors need support, too. d. All of the above. If you answered "d", give yourself a click and a cookie.

Q: If Trump is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups? Dr. Oz: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.

POV: Counting this as a workout

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“My best guess is we’re actually going to see more disruption from jobs that have historically been called white collar jobs.” Sen. Todd Young says that workers who deal in words and data may face more disruption — and says Congress needs policy that supports both existing industries and new jobs.