scottlang999
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When the president of Law and Order is so dumb with a “B” that, with all the things currently on his plate, he’s got time to hop in a Time Machine and go back to harass E.J. Carol, I recently heard Eric Trump complain that a reporter called his father a turd. I don’t see the injustice.
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you gotta love the classics. He got heckle and Jekyll with one shot, and Snoopy got splashed in the process
Don’t blink me off Why don’t you reach deep down in those pockets of yours and pay your debts, because as you say, they were loyal to you Donald J Trump is the cheapest man ever
Not really sure what movie you have been watching, but there is a poem that speaks to this perfectly. First they came….
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Just a brief reminder of what that guy‘s word is worth. Do you pray to God with your lying, trashy mouth for shame
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