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This must be how MM got choked out by a giant dick.

Cool! Apple has stitched together the Soviet moon landing scenes from For All Mankind and Star City. Both shows begin at this moment.

This accent should be studied in a lab. You definitely need the subtitles for Billy Butcher here.

Oh God, I got it all wrong, it's "you and your little Bieber," once again it seems the Boys is stealing from reality: conservatives having sex with children.

Part of the reason I decided to give The Boys another chance is how thoroughly TikTok has dedicated itself over the years to showing me this show in thirty second clips. The Deep is putting in Frank Burns on M.A.S.H. level work being the meathead.

People on TikTok are constantly putting on their Outside Feet and then acting surprised when their dogs get the zoomies.

The thing about Butcher is "cunt" is just the Australian term for "person." Urban does tend to lay it on a bit thick, though. You can tell this was a comic book by how visually distinctive each character is from one another, so the artists can just fill in scenes with a rough sketch.

I will say Chace as The Deep is a comedic standout on this show. It is not easy to convincingly play stupid, he is an utterly hapless meathead and usually gets a laugh from me.

Actually cackling. I should have known this show would turn this up to eleven.

TikTok keeps spoiling this show but Jesus Christ, I can’t wait to see how this happens, I just watched this lady get fired and she becomes Veep?!

The Boys promotional media is wild because bro this is just what they’re like. It’s not even funny, it’s just true.

This is hilarious, the cast of The Boys complaining that reality keeps upstaging what was a hilariously over the top satire when it was written.

Glad to see that I’m not the only one who uses this as a vocal stim. The meat helmets really add that special je ne se quoi…

Yep. They really are just filing the serial numbers off of the Second Trump administration.

LOL at TikTok putting this on my TL and spoiling a future season of The Boys, but this absolutely monsters Elon Musk in thirty seconds. "He's an astronaut. I took him to space."

Andrés Cantor is still at it after more than 30 years. This is why you should watch the World Cup in Spanish.

The Simpsons predicted it, Apple TV edition:

Clint Dempsey’s first minute goal against Ghana in 2014. He was a legend for the red white and blue and at trash talk.

My mom once told an employer that “I pretend to work for two hours.” False cognates are everywhere between our two languages. My personal favorite is faculty: the instructional staff of a school vs faculdade: a college.

See this video of Gordon greeting the Barça fans getting captioned in Catalan.

Devastating news: Ted Lasso and Coach Beard are both fucking Gooners.

A seleção ja saiu pra viajar a New Jersey.

Everyone please enjoy this dad joke from TikTok.

Everyone please enjoy Dave Portnoy suffering.

I know everyone hates Alexi Lalas, but he’s right. Everyone knew Poch was going to leave after the World Cup, this is just manufactured drama because we’re all afraid right now.

Ah yes, I forgot that FIFA has de-sponsored all the stadiums for the World Cup. It’s not MetLife, it’s New York New Jersey stadium. And you really can’t walk there, it’s in a swamp. Have to pay for the bus or train. And have fun transferring at Secaucus!

What scared the Evangelicals? This scholarship that revealed that because the Romans crushed the Jewish rebellion in 70 CE, we basically only have Paul’s side of his arguments with Peter and John and James.

Earnie Stewart's game winning goal against Colombia in 1994. This was the USA's first World Cup victory since the Miracle in Belo Horizonte against England in 1950.

We're living through a golden age of industrial accidents, huh? OSHA? I hardly knew ya!

Oh! I'd forgotten, but Star City's first two episodes are out today.

This country didn't forget soccer after the 1994 World Cup, MLS started in 1996 and we've qualified for every World Cup save 2018 since. The 1950-1990 drought was when it was deliberately ignored. Young people don't remember the open derision it was treated with.

Japanese fans arriving in New Jersey for the World Cup: *JK they’re going to Arlington TX, but I thought this was funny. “Guido-sama” and “Can Mike have his way with it?”

Felipão giving the team a pep talk.

I’ll be honest, I don’t get the outrage here, the World Cup is about to start, clearly he’s not going anywhere until it’s over, if he had a meeting before the players got to camp who cares? Bora Milutinovic left after the ’94 cup, it’s what foreign coaches do.

Dogs when the task requires zero dogs:

Deutsche Bahn will quickly disabuse you of the notion of "alles in ordnung."

This is what I mean by retro shows giving the wrong impression of the real 1980's. The only one of these I had were cassette tapes. 80's electronics were really expensive!

Having felled the Chinese Panda, this woman is now facing down a typically understated American fella.

Found @darthbluesky.bsky.social on TikTok.

Poch is by far the best credentialed coach we have ever had, my position is I know I don’t know more about football than him, so let’s see what happens.

Today's fun fact is that in Brazilian Portuguese, it's not "cock" that is used as slang for the penis, it's "chick."

"Look at me, I'm a grad student, I made six hundred dollars last year!"

There is entirely too much Gender on my timeline today, and no sir, I don't like it.

This guy is pretty good!

Hey I just found @scalzi.com's alter ego in Minas Gerais, Brazil.

John Lee Hooker in '92. "Serves me right to suffer, serve me right to be alone." Man do I feel that in my very bones.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we believe.

Vibes on here are rancid today. Everyone take a moment to listen to some blues.

The sewer singer is back with: Nessun Dorma.Vincerot!

Everyone please enjoy a Frenchman serenading parrots. Ladies, if he wanted to he would.

AHH! AHHHHH!!! If anyone needs me I’ll be in my crypt.

Grackles are so Goth. Remember the dinosaurs are still here, they’re just smol now and can’t act on their endless rage against humanity.

A lovely American lady in England.

This birthday trend is making the rounds on TikTok but my favorite is of course this one where it goes wrong.

“When you lie on your resume”

Checkmate atheists!

I’m pleased to report that Japanese Pro Wrestling TikTok exists and is as delightfully unhinged as you’d imagine.

My God, she’s posting thirst traps at 62!

Dropping the beet at the Renaissance Faire.

Yes, humans are persistence hunters. Don’t chase your dreams, follow them until they collapse from exhaustion.

Calling it the “British” museum is really an amazing bit. Say what you will about the Vikings, but the British learned well from them.

I love how Lower Decks went there after TNG spent its run in denial that space sailors would be fucking in the holodecks.

I’m the extremely rare kind of Brazilian in that my family is from the north. Though most of them live in the south now. The Amazon’s only real industries are tourism and açaí. The bottom fell out of the rubber industry after WWI when plantations were built in SE Asia.

Forget about teenage me, if you’d told forty-nine year old me that I would be in agreement with the conference of Catholic bishops of the USA I would assume I’d had a stroke.

Just saw a young woman on TikTok saying she envied people who grew up in the 1980’s, so this is my periodic reminder that we were so neglected that the authorities put these spots on television to remind our parents to check on us:

Happy Tom Lehrer Tuesday to all who are old and grey!

Clancy Brown will always be the enemy cannot push a button guy to me.

This video is a hate crime against Generation X.

This is Spielberg’s second big Alien movie, some of us remember close encounters of the third kind. Look, I joke constantly about how we’re in quarantine because the aliens are scared of us, but the most probable solution to the Drake equation is that intelligence is a freak accident.

My pet theory that I can’t defend is that once we get to Mars we will find evidence of “terrestrial life.” Mars was hospitable to life earlier than Earth and it appeared almost as soon as Earth could support life. There’s just too much ejecta traffic between our planets on a geological scale.

Murderbot 🤝 Clancy Brown

LIRR cab view in Oyster Bay.

Scrolled as far as Lithuanian TikTok but be warned @dov.bsky.social : it’s Kaunas.

I know Disaster Galadriel is a Rings of Power thing but you have to admit, the foundations were there in the Peter Jackson trilogy.

Well look, it sounds dumb when you say it like THAT. This was my favorite show when I was ten. I don’t know how my dad was able to stand it.

Caboose tour!

Cooper TikTok. Not Bradley, just a guy who makes and repairs barrels. It’s practically ASMR.

In case you’ve ever wondered where the phrase “pulling out all the stops” came from, here’s an organist doing just that.

Yes, we all know why we really go to the faire.