Not a bad start to the day

Given that their remit was probably “don’t fuck it up,” IOI understandably plays it safe with most of First Light - but striking up the Bond theme while I’m evading capture in a garbage truck is primetime IP subversion. Laughed my ass off.

The NBA has never had beef this intense cross the language barrier. We’re in uncharted territory (France).

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2026. Maybe in 2025 too. Impossibly it gets funnier the longer it goes on.

I’m reminded of one of my favorite jokes about British television, from S1E10 of The Good Place. Sadly it scans less and less like a joke to American viewers each passing day.

I doubt this remains a LA-only trend. It’s, uh, eye-opening how eager campaigns have been to deploy AI slop as messaging.

I’ve thought about this for a long time and not only has there not been a better sports commercial since “Swimming Pool” (2006), I’ve concluded it is not possible to make one.

Not flawless. I still need to negotiate active cover better. But lord this was satisfying. Outmanned, no weapon, stuck in a corner. Game’s simple enough that I know all the tools and complex enough that I can do a bunch of things with them.

I’m enjoying the new Bond game but it’s got a few strange mechanics.

A lot of people ask how I keep my Balatro economy lively while I chase big scores. They’re not mutually exclusive! They’re reciprocating. One build can do both. No one picks the Faceless Joker because it’s a bad idea to discard three face cards at once… unless your deck is mostly face cards.

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Why do the democrats go so quietly ?

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News Update Today for April 7. #iran #trump #news

Who’s hungry? I could do a whole flashy just with my favorite Hawai’i grindz… hurricane popcorn, poke, Ramen, açai bowls, sushi, green bottles 😂. The rooster can stay on the beach though. Find me @theprettysisterstudio in Costa Mesa! #tattoo #hawaii #tattooideas

#Israel has killed at least 881 people during the 'ceasefire' in #Gaza & claims it killed dozens more. Today: "The first moments of the bombing of a Jeep on Al-Shuhada Street in western Gaza City" اللحظات الأولى لقصف مركبة جيب في شارع الشهد..اء غرب مدينة غزة www.threads.com/@moein_gaza/...

The Rovan Frigate uses repurposed mining lasers to shoot down missiles. However, its original purposes means it was not designed for combat & has large blind spots on the fore and aft. #roguelike #indiedev #spacegame #indiegames #indiegame #IndieGameDev #2dgame

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If you're still talking about the 2020 election you actually need help. Nothing is ever going to change and he lost the election and it wasn't even close.

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True, they can be a barrier. I didn’t mean to suggest no one is discouraged, just that you can still have plenty of cycling.

Video 2: a resident of #Russian-occupied #Crimea shows that there's no fuel available at a gas stop. #ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691

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Let Me Be Blunt: some strange things are circulating on social media.   This week, I led a group of 8 Senators to demand accountability from big tech and better policies to keep people safe online.

The candidates for U.S. Senate in Texas, the Democrat James Talarico and the Republican Ken Paxton, traded barbs this week in what is expected to be a bitter general election campaign. nyti.ms/4nRpqzg

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In a tense match, the urge to change everything is real. But before making it permanent, ask: is it forever or just for now? Don't do something permanently stupid because you are temporarily upset. Protect and refresh your gear confidently. Breathe, reset, and change your gear, not your fate. 😉💡

Need a laugh? #liar #Pinocchio

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Consumer News: March 12, 2026 Mortgage rates make a big jump up. Congress is looking to make homes more affordable. Plus, oil is back over $100 per barrel. #MortgageRates #homeownership #oil

As the Artemis II astronauts completed their lunar flyby yesterday, they saw a half dozen "impact flashes" from small space rocks crashing into the moon's surface. The news made scientists literally jump for joy. Follow our full coverage of the mission here: spklr.io/6001EyN07

Idc how you feel about Chris as a content creator. Everybody should listen to this bc nobody seems to understand intersectionality in practice I have dealt with so much drama over the past year bc of fetishization and objectification BY OTHER FEMS bc of their own insecurities about me existing.

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VIDEO | Enrique Riquelme, candidato a la presidencia del Real Madrid, pide a su rival en las elecciones, Florentino Pérez, debatir para comparar ideas "las veces que sean necesarias".

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El candidato Sergio Fajardo insistió en su lucha de cara a las elecciones presidenciales. En medio de la contienda electoral, habló en #MañanasBlu1030 y aseguró que la figura de Abelardo De la Espriella termina beneficiando directamente a Iván Cepeda. #LoMásBlu www.instagram.com/reels/DXugE5...

We are at the FNHMA 13th Annual National Conference in beautiful Montreal! If you’re attending the opening reception tonight, stop by Booth #18 to talk to our staff about our data sovereignty work, explore our job opportunities, pick up some of our great FNIGC swag and enter our raffle!

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Joe Lombardo said we need to “feel a little pain” from Trump’s reckless tariffs. Now he’s claiming he doesn’t know how rising prices are affecting Nevadans. Nevada families cannot afford four more years of Lombardo-Trump cost-raising policies.

As Eid al-Adha begins, the #NYSAssemblyMajority wishes peace, joy, and meaningful time with loved ones to all observing. Eid Mubarak.

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What Reform and the Conservatives won't say about expanding North Sea oil and gas: it won't make bills in the UK a penny cheaper! A diverse mix of UK-produced green energy is how we lower people's bills and provide the true energy security we need.

The #SFGiants outfield has a...questionable post game celebration

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Palestinian patients stripped of their documents are confined inside a Baghdad medical centre https://aje.news/gk2vya

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Playing some more Stonemachia! I accidentally went for 5 hours last night since I was so locked in, so we're going to start early today. The bosses and their music are amazing, and the parry mechanic is so satisfying to pull off. Live: www.twitch.tv/lubarvt

Sen. Chris Murphy: "Will you or will you not implement court orders?" Mullin: "If we didn't think courts were politicized, then I would probably be able to answer that. ....But we see courts over and over again that use their bench for their political opinion,"

Nunca foi tão fácil identificar os que são vira-lata: gostam do boné MAGA. 𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗢𝗦 𝗗𝗢 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗟 𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗦 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗔 𝗣Á𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗔 𝗢 𝗣𝗜𝗫 É 𝗡𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗢 𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑭𝑳Á𝑽𝑰𝑶 𝑩𝑶𝑳𝑺𝑶𝑻𝑨𝑿𝑨

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