Not a bad start to the day

I’m enjoying the new Bond game but it’s got a few strange mechanics.

You love to see it (Best money engine I’ve ever created. Scoring’s good too).

Yeah it’s one of the few (mostly) positive side effects of a heavy steroid burst, except when you’re compelled to wax speculative about the inner world of the pope. I send this video to a friend last night to explain what it feels like. Cropped to preserve anonymity.

This game gets very stupid very quickly (laudatory). It’s okay if you don’t understand what’s happening here. I don’t either.

Well then

Someone put together a fancam of the origins (age 17) and evolution (last night) of Wemby’s hatred for Chet Holmgren and it’s the best thing I’ve seen in a minute.

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in 2026. Maybe in 2025 too. Impossibly it gets funnier the longer it goes on.

I apparently, side of the eye, now belong to the cohort of users that Instagram thinks should see, under the nose, this type of content.

A lot of people ask how I keep my Balatro economy lively while I chase big scores. They’re not mutually exclusive! They’re reciprocating. One build can do both. No one picks the Faceless Joker because it’s a bad idea to discard three face cards at once… unless your deck is mostly face cards.

Compare the energy between Thomas Massie, who lost, and Ed Gallrein, who defeated him.

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#NBA Playoffs - East Finals - Game 6 Knicks @ Pacers #dataviz

I am grateful for the support of State Rep. Ana Maria Rodriguez Ramos as Chair of the Texas Progressive Caucus. This movement stretches across Houston, Dallas, and the state of Texas. Early Voting Starts May 18! #ThePeoplesCongressman

6 DAYS TO GO: Apply now for the final round of funding for your community-based SRHR initiatives! Up to $5,000 is available for individuals & up to $20,000 for women’s rights organizations and youth-led organizations. Apply here: www.oxfam.ca/financial-su...? #applynow #funding #grants #explore

Yesterday, we celebrated the retirement of Cheryl Fish-Parcham after 32 years of extraordinary service on behalf of health care consumers. 🧵

Philly: 1/2 #KnicksSky

Me on the Right-wing's reaction to LOW immigration figures... for more, come over to... youtube.com/@aidThompsin

Batten down the hatches Bangkok. Incoming!

"He's not stealing it, he's taking it back, and he's helping us have it once again": A Venezuelan-American woman in Doral, Florida reacts to Trump's plans to utilize Venezuela's oil. VenezuelaIsFree.com

Plant propagation is fun, but pause if you have pets or kids. Many popular houseplants are toxic if chewed, and cuttings, water jars, and soil can pose choking or poisoning risks. Always research plants to keep your home safe for everyone. #plants #pets #kids #parenting #children

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Vibe coding is fun, but the internet can mess you up. #coding #ai #internet

Discover the joys of #STEM Through Kid Robot Picture Books for Pre-K through 4th grade #STEMForKids #Robot #KidLit #ChildrensBooks #KidsBooks NoireSTEMinist.com

Stop these bull from passing all constituents in red states call your representative now and we need this bill to fail lives depends on it!

‘We don’t know how they’re spending the money’: Meggie Cywink has been an advocate for missing and murder Indigenous women and girls since the unsolved death of her sister Sonya in 1994. Tonight on Face to Face, she shares concerns over how MMIWG funding is actually being spent.

When I used to read the grocery store white romance books waiting for my mama I used to change all of the MMC to one of them 🤣🤣 yeah… they Black 🤣🤣🤣

Good Morning Bluesky. 👍🏾 This the only NBA game I never played. I gotta try it out soon after seeing this lol.

#theBeeAt3 Basic bee facts every day at 3pm. # 310 Study: Train two #bumblebees to push a Lego block for a reward. Now allow access to the task earlier to Bee 1. She waits for Bee 2 to catch up to start pushing the Lego hinting at ‘actively coordinated collaboration’ in #bees. #science #nature

The things I find on image boards. Sauce is Mahou Tsukai Sally.

#BAL games have been scrappy fun. The cultural challenges (especially the play by play announcers clearly coming outta soccer) has deepened my #NBA gratitude. Today on @ESPN's App & on @CraveCanada: Origin. The 4-part doc chronicles the inaugural season of @theBAL. #SetTheVCR

To every woman in medicine & every ally: our collective strength is our greatest asset. How will you lead today? #AlliesInMedicine #WomenInMedicine #PhysicianLeadership #MondayMotivation

🧬 From the first bespoke CRISPR therapy‑for‑one infant, to early blood tests for pancreatic cancer and mRNA‑based allergy vaccines, 2025 breakthroughs are quietly redefining what’s “treatable” in 2026 and beyond. #CRISPR #Cancer #Allergies #HIV #FutureOfMedicine

✨Today we’re talking about the Deathletter. They bring hive-mind intelligence, adaptive tactics, and chilling lore that sets them apart from anything else you’ll face in @shadeprotocolgame.bsky.social ✨ ✨ open.spotify.com/episode/7ibX... ✨ #razzledazzle #razzledazzleshow #indiegames #shadeprotocol

K'Andre Miller really found Jordan Staal's stick, which was set up between Josh Anderson's legs. Insane feed.

Host @denisethewriter.bsky.social has long been against Philly having an elected school board. Recent events might change that.

Kids ask the BEST questions… and sometimes, authors spill secrets they’ve never shared before. In our latest episode, Taylor age 6 asked: “Can you tell us a secret about JJ that’s not in the book?” youtu.be/MrZQBUv1fQk&...

CRIME SPREE, A BUCK TAYLOR NOVEL BY CHUCK MORGAN ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Forget sleep; once you pick this book up, you won't want to put it down until it's finished. Fantastic story, and highly recommended for fans of high-octane crime thrillers. Reviewed… #detectivebookseries #detectivemystery #thrillerbooksaddict

🧵 1/3 At a recent Becerra campaign event, XB was asked about Tom Steyer’s accusations against him re corporate donations. Becerra responds with the facts:

A so-fish-ticated catshark, of the freckled variety! Scyliorhinus haeckelii are common fr Bahia Brazil to northern Argentina. Freckled catshark live along the continental shelf as deep as 400 m. Filmed at 202 m, offshore of Uruguay and the Rio del Plata during the #AsgardArchaea expedition.

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Dozens of federal immigration agents attacked an anti-ICE protester with crowd-control weapons in Paramount, California. Video of the event went viral, but his takes on being attacked and on ICE's presence in Los Angeles were not documented. Until now.

Evolution really gave up on this breed 😂 #FrenchBulldog #DogHumor #DogOwner #PetParents #DogsOfInstagram

He got the zoomies mid pup cup run 🐶🚗💨 #FrenchBulldog #DogHumor #PupCup #FunnyDogs #caraccident

Momo Dosa, a restaurant in the Midtown Global Market on Lake St. in Minneapolis, serves street food from Nepal and India. Momos are a type of dumpling, and dosas are like crepes!

What any gentleman would do, I think? 🎩 #papermario #papermariothethousandyeardoor #gaming #nintendo #papermariomemes

I have gotten *one* really good bit of 'Tail' media from a friend and its unfinished. HA my left foot for consistent indulgence of that interest that doesn't feel like I'm being a bit of a chore... My id is a brat though, so ignore it, but man...someone who just... *has* a tail 24/7 and enjoys it.

Classes à 35C, logements transformés en bouilloires thermiques, etc. La canicule était prévisible. L'incurie macroniste a empêchée que nous nous y préparions. Vivement 2027 pour mettre en place le plan d'urgence et le programme LFI.

Reading is good for the mental health! #books #Reading #mentalhealth

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Want a job forever? Run for Congress.

🦇🎮 Good news for those waiting for #Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight on a Nintendo platform The brick-based crusader swoops onto #NintendoSwitch2 18th September

Got a renter’s policy? It can cover your apartment, garage, and even a storage unit—no separate policy needed with the right coverage. Always check your details. #theodonohoeagencygalveston #InsuranceTips

Drop something ORANGE 🍊 🦺🧡🩳🎃

The protest march concluded with a concert.

CHICKEN beats BLACKHEART! Mark Briscoe: カット・スロート・ドライバー (Cut-throat Driver) | Mod. Burning Hammer NOTES: Chicken intentionally avoided using this in NOAH out of respect to then-active wrestler and King's Road pillar, Kenta Kobashi, originator of the Burning Hammer #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Пашинян зіткнувся з невдачею під час запуску голуба миру На одному з передвиборчих заходів прем'єр-міністр Вірменії двічі намагався запустити в небо білого голуба, але той вперто не хотів летіти. Хоча це звичайна ситуація, багато хто може сприйняти її як погану прикмету,що потенційно може вплинути

🇺🇦🙏 Humvee windshield withstood an enemy FPV strike — exclusive video from the front from the “Brotherhood” fighters

☠️🔥 During January-May, SBS hit/destroyed 174 air defense systems/radars, — Magyar

#Cubs  lose the game 5-1 to the Cardinal and the series. Jordan Wicks gave up 2 in the first, couldn’t make it out of the third inning. The Cubs only run came on an Alex Bregman solo home run and the offense was 0-8 with RISP and left 7 on base: