today’s funny.

been here a week and the boys already asking about me.

NIGGA IN FROM NEW YORK

a little pricey, but

i haven’t even finished this margarita and i-

me after realizing i can’t say “nigga” ethically no more:

you’re absolutely right!

*never watched a basketball game* me, a new yorker hearing that the knicks are going to the finals:

Commenting on new car sales data for April from the SMMT, ECIU's Colin Walker said: “With prices at the pump rising as a result of war in the Middle East, it’s no surprise to see EV sales jumping 59% in April." eciu.net/media/press...

Exercise Can’t Fix Bad Eating Don't Miss This Week's "Let's Be Clear" Episode with Dr. Yah'ki Rapha Elohim - Out Tomorrow on YouTube! #JamalBryantPodcast #JamalBryant #Podcast #YahkiAwakened #DrYahki #YahkiRaphaElohim #PhD #Health #Holistic #Herbal #HolisticTherapy #Wellness #Detox #Herbalist

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When ya kids discover your playlist and dig it too!

For the culture

Hey @boghogstg.bsky.social, just wanted to say that I'm loving the MECHANICAL STAR ASTRA demo! Really enjoy the pace, music, feel & simple gameplay. Very ASMR. Looking forward to supporting further developments. Cheers!

Stick in between your weight range so you dont have to lose so much. Thank you @BearFiorda & @Lady Summer Helene #behindthescenes #tipsandtricks #hollywood #worldcup #iceman

Gillette Foamy (1978) : 9s

"Fauci’s boss, Francis Collins, didn’t receive an autopen pardon, so he also is fair game."

Russia is not in control anymore.

The biggest event of the year isn’t a sale — it’s the joy of seeing our handmade creations find their way to people who truly appreciate them. 💫 #SupportSmallBusiness #CraftedWithLove #IrishMakers

Elissa Slotkin: "Trump has conducted military operations in 9 places in 15 months. That's more than any President in history. He's shown that he is willing to use force. You can have a debate on if that's a good thing or a bad thing."

The video AI created from my photo in under a minute🤔

Tytan enjoyed a mud bath fit for royalty. Notty rounded up the cavalry to ward off warthogs. All in an afternoon's work. Wondering about Keeper Simon's coat? Foals imprint on stripes – so anyone on Notty duty wears the designated zebra coat. Adopt Tytan: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/tytan

Mahalo to the hardworking team at Kauaʻi Coffee for having me back as they continue navigating uncertainty around lease negotiations, tariffs, and the future of Hawaiʻi-grown coffee.

When hurdles appear such perfection in motion looks effortless #Haiku #Horses #nationalhuntracing

Jorge Messias responde certeiro sobre o 8 de janeiro na sabatina do senado. #jorgemessias #senado #senadofederal #sabatina #STF

Bonus episode of new weekly podcast ‘Not the NHS Again!’ Out every Friday! Interview with Dr Andy Knox writer of Sick Society Subscribe for content on all things NHS! Full episode here youtu.be/n6nhNHDtZrI?...

Will A Desperate Putin Expand his War in Ukraine to Other European Countries? (Forbes) 😟

✨Sometimes we just need to play along to get along to accomplish our bigger goal 😉 ✨ We are masters at navigating complex situations 💪 #mikeythedeathdoula #deathdoula #endoflifecare

Caitlin Clark’s Coldest Moments 🥶🐐: Caitlin Clark is Hilarious For This #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

The survival of the loudest online Ever wonder why the internet feels so toxic? It all comes down to how social media environments reward outrage. It is a battle for your attention where shouting always wins, so the internet morphed from a democratic dream into a massive shouting match.

HAPPY YOONGI RAPPING AND VIBING TO "GO GO" IN THIS HD FANCAM IS EVERYTHING 🥹🤏

Guessing Game Titles Based On Box Art PART 2

⭐ End of stream! ⭐ I'M NOT GOOD AT KEEPING PEOPLE ALIVE, IT'S TOO STRESSFUL!!!! 😖 We sent the club over to Belldanndys_Tea_House 💜

Beans and peas can SMD

This has always been an administration focused on the very top, and everyone else just can’t make the math work right now. Where was any acknowledgement of that from Russ Vought yesterday?

dance or die hat ja wirklich super funktioniert🫨 #gaming #Fortnite #germangirl🇩🇪 #KathyClips #BattleRoyale #fypp #randomsquad #viral

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Giving @lightbluesquid.bsky.social a cat. 🐈

FLEECE DROP INCOMING: PRE-ORDERS START JUNE 3 WITH 10% OF PROCEEDS GOING TO ‘YOU CAN PLAY’—a nonprofit organization dedicated to advancing LGBTQ+ inclusion and belonging in sport. #ProvinceOfCanada #Canada #HeatedRivalry #FleeceJacket Credit to Province of Canada 🍁 🇨🇦

I’m not in a forgiving mood. Sorry, not sorry.

for all of you out there who understand what I'm talking about don't give up - MADONNA J. RALPH & SIA / ONE CANDLE (SOUNDTRACK - RACING EXTINCTION) [RUMOR MILL] 2015 youtu.be/_ZaW1NP4I3c?...

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Golly, it’s purrs-day Thursday! 🙀 Saba is more eager than usual. She is extremely chatty. 😻 #mainecooncats #mainecoons #cats #cat #caturday #catsky #catsonsky #catsonbluesky #caturdaysky #catInbluesky #furbabies #pets #petsky #catpics #cutepets #floof #kitty #meow #petsofbluesky #felinefriday

Congrats to those in the spelling bee! What is your favorite cool word to spell? Join us on FreezeCrowd.com to freeze with something cool on your college campus and your Thursday thoughts. ❤️🆒❄️ #SpellingBee #ThursdayThoughts

‎The passion is high! People of Gilgit-Baltistan are determined to make their voices heard and to own their own future! ‎⁦‪#GBKaptaanKa‬⁩ ‎⁧‫#گلگت_بلتستان_کپتان_کا‬⁩ ‎

💙Awesome peeps in this, Thank You Ian for including me (*me no worthy*)💙 Thank you for your tedious work in making these- and this goes for you all who make amazing packs of SUPER PEEPS: You are heroes!💪🏻💪🏾💪🏿💪🏼💪💪🏽 And now, this: #epsteinfiles #trumpsteinfiles #noMoreWar #peace #truth #putinpuppet

"A county full of namesakes, and barely any kin." This week on Alabama Aloud, "Eventide" by Ravi Howard, a story about finding justice in a grim landscape. Listen now: buff.ly/G0m74Z1 #ShortStory #SouthernFiction

hey everyone i am live over on #twitch streaming more Jurassic World Evolution 3 lets goo #twitchstreamer #TwitchStreamers #twitchaffiliate #twitchtv #JurassicWorldEvolution3 twitch.tv/slashermedia

Indignación en los Países Bajos tras la aparición de imágenes que muestran a un agente policial lanzando con fuerza al suelo a una mujer embarazada durante un arresto, lo que genera serias dudas sobre el uso de la fuerza.

@vinicios_betiol · 1 h URGENTE: a proposta do governo Lula prevaleceu e o texto do fim da escala 6x1 COMEÇARÁ JÁ EM 2026, com transição em até 1 ano. A proposta dos bolsonaristas de início em 10 anos foi derrotada. Grande dia!

MID!???

Sean Strickland Is the Ultimate Underdog - Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub #strickland #ufc #underdog Original timestamp: 00:15:20

Joe Morrissette, director of the North Dakota OMB, says his office, which must create new revenue forecasts for the state which is heavily dependent on revenues from energy and agriculture, is assuming that the spike in oil prices is temporary. #northdakota #oil #gasprices #politics #oilprices

#nithya #LA #mayor #nopratt #nobass

#TDOV celebrates trans & non-binary people & raises awareness of discrimination faced worldwide. Please help empower #trans people to celebrate who they are, & encourage allies to voice solidarity with the trans community. www.dignityseniors.org/trans/non-binary 💜🏳️‍⚧️💜 Repost@humanbyorientation

Former Special Counsel Jack Smith confirmed what we already knew: Trump is the person responsible for inciting an insurrection January 6th.

#MollyMcPherson Scott Pelley knew he was going to get fired for speaking out and standing up but he didn’t care‼️ True journalist with integrity‼️

Trump & Secretary Rollins kicked at least 700 thousand CHILDREN off nutrition assistance—and that’s only counting 7 states. Today, she refused to tell me whether she stands by her comment that kicking people off food assistance is “good news.” These people are so cruel.

Oralè Crew, Thank you for voting! Good job Iowa ! Now, Hold your nose, hide the children, hold your furries! Smelvis 250 is botched! #Botched250 #Smelvis #USDemocracy