#TOTP

There's always a wanker somewhere.

Everyone else saw him too, right? #TOTP

As long as they don't look you dead in the eye

Any excuse #TOTP

Just been asked if I would like to take a trip to the beach.

It's @mariajeperez.eurosky.social 's birthday everyone!!! I'm amongst us grumpy old sods she brings the young vibe to #TOTP 🫡 Happy Birthday 🥳🫶🏻🎂

Did I miss Deform on Question Time?

The good news is that the antibiotics are working and the sinus infection is easing off. The bad news is....that 'stuff' has to go somewhere!

Nice to be away from the 90's for a while #TOTP

The truth is, hypertrophy isn’t built on paper. It’s forged under the bar, through intent, execution, and the relentless pursuit of relative intensity. 🎧 TUNE IN to Power Athlete Radio Ep 858: From Effort to Size - The Hypertrophy Standard Explained 🔗 bit.ly/PARep858

Health Risks Forecast for May 13, 2026 Check your Allergy Forecast with bub Download now: bub.hubbubworld.com

Artemis II crew shared a new POV video capturing their first moments back on Earth 🌎

Ryan Kreidler to the bullpen with a 3 run HR for the Twins

1️⃣ Antarctic sea ice during winter didn’t use to change very much from year to year. But in recent winters, the extent of ice has crashed to unusually low levels. Which begs the question: what controls how much sea ice can form in winter? 🌊 plot by @edoddridge.bsky.social

Institutions are no longer satisfied with “zero-yield” gold. Tokenization + lending infra is unlocking returns on physical assets. Game changer. Read: aktiego.com/sectors/cryp... #Tokenization #Crypto #Fintech $PAXG $BTC

In the room, at the table in yesterday's Financial Services hearing, I called for an investigation into Kristi Noem. Hours later, she was fired. When I speak up, people listen. Accountability isn't optional — it's required. I'll never stop fighting for you. #ThePeoplesCongressman

Own the East.

Find Conduit Crystals fast in Subnautica 2: exact locations, depths, Tadpole routes, tools, and farming loops to stockpile crystals. Now!! Guide: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/subn... #Subnautica2 #Subnautica #Gaming #SurvivalGame #Underwater #GameGuide #PCGaming #ConsoleGaming #IndieGame

Veterans describe the Iran war in one word: "Sadness... Loss of life... Pointless."

🏃 The Videos of that race are incredible! 🎉 Why not you?

Planned engineered super-flu is coming. Be alert. #flu #COVID #vaccine #Godshealer7 #apocalypse #homeless #disabled #PrisonLife #prison #plague

Mach gerne ein Duett wenn du gerade schwanger bist ❤️#babybauch #schwanger #schwangerschaft #ssw40 Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

Beg ur pardon Stat Daddy ?

The virgo in me involuntary burst out laughing at a girl taking selfies at the waterfront with the kissy face thing. Can't help it, what's ppls obsession with having to get themselves in every pic, what's wrong with just taking pic of what's in front of you, I don't get it 🙄😂

🚨BREAKING: Israel Has Committed A Series Of Civilian Massacres In South Lebanon The town of Ma’arat al-Nu’man was struck, burying an entire family under the rubble of their home. Israel is openly bragging about these strikes.

🚨 The Blueprint to BILLIONS 💰 Aliko Dangote is worth $30+ BILLION & he’s REWRITING Africa’s future by building the LARGEST oil refinery on the continent ⛽ — this is how powers built For decades, West Africa exported crude oil… just to IMPORT gasoline 🤯 Dangote changed that Watch: linktw.in/pFOWDs

Some people come back not by chance, but by fate. This song is about realizing the universe wasn’t done with your story yet. #indierock #emotional #inspirationalmusic #motivationalmusic

💥 🔥 The methodical destruction of logistics in all directions of the occupied territories is gaining momentum.✊ Cut all logistics at land corridors in TOT area to Crimea makes Crimea isolated & defenseless. Orcs troops are retreating at some TOT area. 👊✊❤️‍🔥 🐶

Insane footage published over the weekend by CFSW Ukraine shows the successful interception of a Russian Kh-101 Air-Launched Cruise Missile by the Ukrainian Air Force, with the missile losing control and crashing onto an empty tennis court in the suburbs of Kyiv. Original post

I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL 🥹 INTENSE! 😲 ⚽ Sports Fighting Game ⚔️ Game: Sepak U - Wishlist on Steam #gamedev #indiegame #fgc

WORSE THAN PIRATES. First Venezuela… next stop, Greenland? What has this country come to? Walter Gruntrite reports from the CPR Newsroom. We need to stop the madness before it’s too late. #news #Venezuela #Greenland #Denmark #NoMoreWars #Maduro #MadAsHell

Episode 52 of We Measure The World: Protecting water resources while producing energy with agrisolar designs Listen here: metergroup.com/podcasts/epi...

If I ever win the lottery...

À Mirabel (QC), lors de la signature confirmant la vente de 150 avions Airbus A-220 à Air Asia, le PM Mark Carney affirme que «partout dans le monde, nos partenaires voient ce que le Canada est en train de bâtir». Et «nous avons ce que le monde recherche», ajoute-t-il. #polcan

Nashville has been hit really hard this week with Winter Storm Fern. My family is lucky - although we don’t have power yet, we’ve had a warm place to stay. So many in Nashville don’t. Please check in all your friends and family. Let’s keep hope and our loved ones alive. 🌱❤️

Grief can feel different as a trauma survivor. The responses that once helped you survive don’t always support healing later on. Find it on Apple, Spotify, Podbean & more. #traumarecovery #griefsupport #podcast

Yesterday Boston shut them out. Today Acuña answered. 🔥⚾ 417-ft grand slam over the Green Monster. Harris II solo HR. Albies 3-for-5 with a HR. Sale 8 Ks vs his former team. Braves 10, Red Sox 2. Record: 38-19. Braves: 97% | Red Sox: 14% www.basechaser.com basechaser.com/braves-acuna...

AEW All Out is this Saturday—and let’s just say my love for Cowboy Bebop finally found its moment. This Toni Storm story fit perfectly with that vibe, so after a ton of rotoscoping, mattes, and late-night creativity,“4 Ways to Die” was born. This might honestly be my favorite package Ive done! #AEW

Middlesbrough fans right after Southampton were kicked out of the playoffs.

Disclaimer: not just for kids. Let your little ones play and adventure while rediscovering the kid in yourself @liggettvillesantafeplace #TheCityDifferent #VisitSantaFENM #FamilyFun

Kouki was down on herself again, still suffering post-injury worries and lack of confidence, so Chika had to beat some パッション into her (not a recommended depression treatment) (but it worked because at Korakuen, Kouki said she wouldn't look back or hang her head anymore and go win those titles)

Um mundo que conheço como a palma da minha mão!

MAGA LIKES TARIFFS THAT HURT AMERICANS

Und weiter geht's, mit Milano Cortina. Mit leichtem Infekt selbst zur Untätigkeit auf der Couch gezwungen, kann man immerhin den ganzen Tag grandiosen Spitzensport in schönen Landschaften schauen. 🤧 #Olympics2026 #MilanoCortina #Tina #Milo

Good Morning 😃 U inglorious #NAFO 🦊🧑‍💻🤪 basterds & #KpsZSU #USF #AFU 🇺🇦 warriors 🪖 fighting for western democracy! "The graveyards are full of indispensable men" - DeGaulle🇫🇷 For some must watch, while some must fight while others sleep. So runs the world 🌎 […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

“An intriguing interpretation of adolescent discovery…” — New York Times Make Up - Watch now on HighballTV.com #filmsky

In Beirut, Lebanon, Maryam Srour, our field communication manager, returned to her home in Beirut’s southern suburbs 13 days after Israel’s forced displacement orders. 🎥 Watch as Maryam shows the current situation for displaced people, and describes how our teams are responding.

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A caveman mask was worn by a scientist to trap 7 crows on a university campus. Within hours, the face had been recognized by crows across a 25-mile radius — including birds that hadn't even been present.

🤔 The perfect ad campaign for the Democratic party midterms and 2028, is using Republicans own words when they spoke the truth. 🤔 .

I feel like the red light just adds to the furry plaps. What do yall think?

Firework show to end the night 🎆

Metroid Prime, anyone? Yeah, so I got a new toy. The KORG EA-1 was one of the synthesizers used on the Metroid Prime soundtrack~ 👍 and I just played around with it for two hours, messing around, not even recording anything else 😅 [ #nintendo | #metroid | #metroidprime | #music ]

Olivia Miles swats away a pass for Kah, Nia Coffey grabs it and hits Court in stride with a bounce pass for 2

#Maga Needs Serious Help #Trumpderangementsyndrome #TDS #ReeseWaters

Boualem Sansal : «Médiatiquement, ça a été un coup formidable pour le gouvernement algérien», dans #LaGrandeInterview #cnews #sansal #ecrivain #algerie

Everywhere I go in our state I hear the same thing: Texans are ready for change. After 12 years of Greg Abbott's corrupt reign, it's time to take our power back.

GarCYA!