I had a cup of coffee and a half of blunt, I’m ready to take on the world.

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I almost fell for a AI profile

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Soooo I think I lost my ONXY vest.

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Me stopping at the liquor store for some tequila minis to put in this spicy mango lemonade I got on lunch

I just needed the invite

I can’t sleep in these days to save my damn life.

Well, you are a whore darling. You take the cash, you cash the check, you show em what they wanna see…

A man asks a woman if she likes him, in this clip from 'Obsession'. Starring Michael Johnston, Inde Navarrette, Cooper Tomlinson, Megan Lawless, Andy Richter. In theaters May 15. #obsession #obsessionmovie

THE HYPERTROPHY STANDARD 🏋️‍♂️ 2 days with John Welbourn & the crew. 🧠 Hands-on coaching. Real-time feedback. 💥 Learn how to get more from every rep, set & session. —— May 29–30. Power Athlete HQ — Austin, TX. Limited to only 50 spots!! 👉 powerathletehq.com/thehypertrop...

I can see Niall Ferguson doing that. Well, he's a complete Lord Haw-Haw! Or a Hee-Haw.

The people will not allow the racist Republican nationwide power grab to continue. It stops here and now. We'll be on the ground in Alabama tomorrow to cover the massive rally in defense of Black civil rights. Watch this space! #AllRoadsSouth

METs Do the Time Warp Again! The map of New York warped by travel times on the Metropolitan Transportation Authority network. googlemapsmania.blogspot.com/2026/05/mets...

some quick biscuits 😽 Follow for more photos of my cat 😺 #cats #CatsofBlueSky #BlueSkyCats #CatSky #CatsOnBlueSky #cattos #catpics #Catspotting #HouseCats #RagdollCats #CatLovers #Cat #PetsofBlueSky #Blueskyねこ部 #ねこ部 #ねこ

“I hope she was a better detective than she was a faithful!” Andy & Neil discuss banished faithful (and former Met detective) Amanda’s missteps, and whether eyebrows should be raised over her former career Watch The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer 🎧 #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk #traitors

I love AOC. I wish we could clone her to run in every state in this misbegotten country Tony

Gulf Coast weekend headlines: A wrong-way driver kills a woman in a Charlotte county, and a Super Speeder gets caught going 130 miles per hour in Cypress Lake.

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She may look like a kind old granny. She may sound like one too. That’s what makes her dangerous. 😈 🎙️ We’re still casting Dr. Ichika. Soft tone. Strong conviction. Can you deliver? LAST CALL - April 1, 2026 #VoiceActing #VoiceActor #Casting #GameDev #VoiceOver

Voters should have their say on what's going on in their communities - not least the massive, unnecessary local government reorganisation that is being imposed on them by Whitehall.

✈️ Grateful to LAX & Delta Air Lines—At security, the touchless option was lightning fast. From first scan to standing in front of a TSA agent: 59 seconds! I timed it. grateful for a little “hop” into spring. 🐰🌸Hoppy Easter, Happy Passover, and safe travels wherever you’re headed. ✨

Protests in support of the Iranian people took place at America’s largest universities. This is just a reminder of what double standards look like. #hypocrisy

Some lovely sassy comments on News At Ten just now about Nicola Sturgeon’s ex-husband’s embezzlement spend-up.

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And now, again, the 4th time today already and it’s only 12:30. Wasting tax dollars and setting the stage for tyranny. Call Congress and say NO to the militarization of the U. S.

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One the first things Ellis did after reuniting with Max was to pretend his feelings for her were just misplaced trauma & grief, which hurt Max. 🤦‍♀️ Now he knows the truth & that he bungled it, complete with a new gf too. It's a mess but #Ellimax will persevere. 🤲 💖 #WildCards #tvsky #drama #romcom

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A chill game where you and your friends run an Italian Cafe together ☕️ Vacation Cafe Simulator has a demo available on Steam! #SteamNextFest #indiedev

ChatGPT Will Not Recommend Your Business Until You Pass These 5 Checks #AISEO, #ChatGPT, #AISearch, #WebsiteAudit, #DigitalMarketing, #SEOTips, #AIVisibility, #TechnicalSEO, #SEOChecklist, #DigitalBlacksmiths

1/2/3,Prince Harry is a Patron of The HALO Trust, click link to go to the account to find out more about The HALO Trust, Repost from The HALO Trust Instagram account, www.instagram.com/reel/DYMvDqF...

In postwar Italy, paperbacks made books mass culture, making covers key to communication. "La grafica ritrovata" (by Stefano Rovai, Edizioni della Normale) revisits 1960s-70s book design, showing how graphics shaped publishing and reflected wider cultural change. Discover more: shorturl.at/AhCzf

A gunman died after opening fire at a Secret Service checkpoint near the White House on Saturday evening.

It's not just a fascination with Bigtree, comb through their catalog, you’ll find dozens of MAHA anti-vaxxers given unchallenged platforms. Here’s anti-vaxx Ivermectin pusher stripped of his medical license, Pierre Kory, going unchallenged about how the polio vaccine is a lie.

Cbc on Bill C-22 #Cdnpoli 🇨🇦 the Liberals have said they are passing it, and are “open to amendments” but nothing substantive. If it passes, expect considerable civil cross-partisan unrest.

That stepback three from @wemby 👀 📺 NBC Original post

This week’s #FridaysWithFred is a special one. Artist Pete Blackwell joined MEP in the field to spend time with Fred, bringing a different perspective to observing one of the Mara’s most iconic elephants. Stay tuned for exciting news from Pete and MEP.

WEMBY'S 3RD TRIPLE OF THE FIRST QUARTER! He leads all scorers with 11 PTS on 4-6 FGM!

Duct tape. A door latch. Five men. One scandal that changed history. Here’s the real story behind “White House Plumbers” and the Watergate break-in. #Watergate #HistoryVsHollywood

ICYMI: 50 legal experts — including former AGs and U.S. attorneys — were surveyed about Trump’s second term. Their consensus: DOJ guardrails have eroded, serving the politics of intimidation over law. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/m...

Read This Book And You'll Understand This Women's Naughty Secret📕: A HUSBAND'S GUIDE TO HOTWIFING by Marlow Stevens www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBRGFYZR #bookstagram #booktok #BookReview #Booktok #hotwifing

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weds WHOEVER…WHEREVER we taking GM 1 👊🏽💥 #KNICKS #KnicksSky #KnicksBlueSkies

During my visit to the Forest History Center in Grand Rapids, I learned about the history of white pine logging in northern Minnesota.

🐺Dies ist die Geschichte eines Mannes der seinen Platz in der Galaxis sucht und seiner Bestimmung nachjagd🙃 Der Eintritt ist frei allerdings betreten auf eigene Gefahr! www.twitch.tv/silvariusplay #silvariusplay #letsplay #livestream #maythe4thbewithyou

“We’re seeing unprecedented extremes already.” ICYMI: in the latest episode of the We Society podcast, host Will Hutton is joined by Prof Tim Lenton from @exeter.ac.uk, to discuss how we can all contribute to accelerating climate action. Listen👂➡️ podfollow.com/the-we-socie...

What happens when primary care moves beyond the traditional office visit, but patient billing expectations don’t? Ann Greiner and other health leaders discuss this and more in PCC’s webinar on APCM adoption. Check it out ⬇️ thepcc.pub/apcmadopters

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🚨 Israel attacks near Jabal Amel Hospital in Tyre, Lebanon. Injuries rep For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

I was in Edinburgh this morning for the launch of the Scottish Liberal Democrat election campaign. We are ready to go and to speak to people across Scotland. 1/2

❤️🧲 Deep learning enables referenceless 4D flow CMR—cutting scan time by 25% while preserving accurate cardiac blood flow measurements. pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... Dr. Chiara Trenti explains below 👇 #WhyCMR

NEW CHAMP! 🤙🏼 #WWERAW

So what game’s your morning starting with? #indiegame #gaming #gamedev #soulslike #darksouls

DC is putting all its cards on the table. The final Supergirl trailer is here, and June 26 can't come soon enough. Is this the movie you're most excited for in the new DC Universe? 👀 #Supergirl #DCU

#TriviaTime #DISNEYCastMembers #JoyAndSadness #WaltDisney #FYPViral 

There are 25+ million uninsured Americans RIGHT NOW. Republicans’ answer is to cut 300,000 MORE from coverage to fund bombs over Iran. No debate. No vote. Just cuts. This must be stopped. #FundHealthcareNotWar