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Things're looking Bleak🍑There're reasons to be happy. #WTPmust🚫LeaveEverythingToYWHW|JEHOVAH|ALLAH #SomeDo🚫Even'veBeliefsInAnything&ISay #MAGAt&StillItOffendsWhen #Imean:centrists&Conservatives #CenterRightIs🚫Centrism #ManyPoseAsRepresentatives&'veLeftRecordOfWhoTheyActuallyWorkFor 🗡️👨🏽💻🛡️⚛️❤️🔥✡️🗽🦁✝️☪️🕉️🐦🔥🌊🪃🧲
Leonardo Ganni Luciano-Pena
Discover the surprising ingredient differences in everyday foods between the US and other countries. Learn how these differences affect your health and well-being. * McDonald's French fries in the US versus the UK: notable ingredient disparity.
Biohacking Pathway
What can North Carolina "afford" to do? Actually... lots of stuff. We're a very big, wealthy state. There's more than enough to go around - it's just a question of priorities. Shout out to @minnaleejamison.bsky.social for the explainer here!
Carolina Forward
The wolves want a queen they can fear. Elizabeth is done trying to be gentle. The second book in the Throne of Claws and Shadows series: Battle for the Throne. www.amazon.com/Throne-Claws... #fantasyheroine #darkfantasyromancecommunity #bookcommunityqueen
authorlauriebowler
Online fantasy meets reality in this viral OnlyFans meet up. A fan finally meets his creator but the moment turns awkward, exposing the gap between digital connection and real life chemistry. #reels #viral #OnlyFans #trending #viralvideos
Fog of Unknowns
In 1972, #TheLimitsToGrowth sparked fierce debate. Five decades later, co-author Jorgen Randers reflects on its message and why the world still needs long-term thinking. Watch his short reflection and read the full profile: vist.ly/4nbtz
Club of Rome
NESTERAK: "President tЯump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy?" McDONALD: "I'll take a different question."
ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸💙🇺🇦🦅🇵🇸
"Just my favourite thing." Tuck Shop Ladies create songs with the audience in their Melbourne Fringe show There's A Song In That. "We all go there together." #melbournefringe #tuckshopladies
In Ya Face, LGBTIQA+ radio show & podcast
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @cmrestler.bsky.social @socialists.nyc @transalt.org #Zohran despite #pedestrian initiatives #Astoria is full of this flagrant #parking #impunity where is #DOT enforcement?
Nikolas Kozloff
Twin toddlers trying to break curfew: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/wholesome/...
Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️
What if someone knew war moves before you did? Millions placed on Iran outcomes—right before announcements. Not luck. Timing. So who knew? And more importantly—who’s supposed to investigate this… and why haven’t they? #CA32 #ChrisAhuja #BradSherman
Chris Ahuja for Congress
🔈People are wondering how they can support their community amid this federal intervention. One of the main ways MultCo is supporting our community is by ensuring our services remain available. MultCo stands in solidarity — and is coordinating closely — with the City of Portland and Oregon:
Multnomah County, OR
We are the first candidate on the ballot for MA-4! Join our grassroots campaign for Medicare-for-all, getting big money out of politics, ending the wars and bringing the money back to our communities.
Jason Poulos
Oui, il faudrait que je recherche mais il y en a des plus proches, juste directement sur la passerelle qui mène au lanceur.
Techniques Spatiales
#PMRC2026 is 4 weeks away—pre-conference workshops kick off June 3! Dive into timely topics like AI in public admin. research, state capacity vs citizen-state interactions, & advancing theory in public mngmt research. ⚠️ No on-site registration—book your spot by May 23: american.edu/spa/pmrc2026/
American University School of Public Affairs
Good Afternoon And Good Evening From The Legend One And Only G.6. Mindset President Fox Happy Friday The Weekend Is Here Enjoy The Rest Of Your Day Mutch Love From G.6. FOX GOD DID G.6. 😀😀😀
foxwarriorgaming4
Book 101 Review, now in its sixth season, features Ryan Wiksell as a special guest, sharing his insights, experiences, and unique perspective with a global audience of readers and lifelong learners. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/b... #podmatch
dslstiseven
Pabu crawled under the blanket, got lost, and needed help finding his way out. It was not his turn with the One Orange Braincell today... #Cats #CatsOfBluesky
Graham Fluster Writer
Last year, after a couple of controversial stories in high school newspaper The Lowell, Eric Gustafson was removed from his role directing the journalism program. He sued his employer, and he won. Listen in with host @greenwell.bsky.social. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Columbia Journalism Review
We came back from the all star break with a bang earlier this week, and the action continues today with one of the most exciting schedules I think I've put together this season featuring a TON of rivalry games. Come check out Fake Baseball today!!! twitch.tv/bryonato
bryonato
Send this to white American pearl-clutchers still going on about how to behave after the passing of a public figure
Diana 💚☘️🏀
Short Vid: California's Republicans demagogue on Gas Tax holiday #California #gastax #gasprices #climateaction
Streetsblog California
Game 3. At home. Series tied 1-1. This is where we take over. Bell Centre better be shaking tonight—every shift matters. Time to defend home ice 🔥🔵⚪️🔴 #GoHabsGo #Habs #Game3 #Playoffs
Get Puck'D Podcast: A Montreal Canadiens Podcast
be honest is it too big 😳 #booty #butt #shortdress #short #reel #thursday #ofgirl #egirl #brunette
MonikaNerdy 💚
When you remember Frank’s Horseshoe of Death, this makes Romero being in the top ten really stand out imo Also, do not think about Frank’s Horseshoe of Death
Matt Speight - Ace Spurs fans don’t give a Fuck
Hitting a Claude usage limit SUCKS, not just because of the limit, but also because of the abrupt halt to your creative momentum. You're riding a wave of ideas and productivity, then everything suddenly stops. It underscores your reliance on the tool, not a weakness, but a testament to power!
Overly Engineered
🚸 SFUSD is shutting down the Shared Schoolyard Program — which opened schoolyards on weekends across San Francisco. I just introduced a resolution to save it. Because every kid deserves a safe place to play near home. Let’s keep our public spaces open. #SaveOurSchoolyards
Joel Engardio
🪰 Time Flies 🪰 by @playables.net is a beautiful, funny, short game about life and death. @panic.com #timefliesgame #Timeflies #indiegames #steamgames #steamgame
BrainBlockGamer
Get @reshare_app • @peter_mai_ How did Eddy & me just end up in this situation again.👀 You will find out on our next adventure. 🏔️☀️🐱 Are you ready? 😍 #adventure #cat #outdoor #mountains #bestfriends
dragonboyia
10 years ago, Tim Peake joined the Christmas Lectures via video link from the International Space Station. Today, he takes centre stage in our Theatre, right here on Earth! 🌍 Tune in at 7.00pm on BBC Four and iPlayer for the grand finale of the 2025 Christmas Lectures, supported by CGI!
Royal Institution
In Russian-occupied Crimea, there are huge lines at gas stations. Gasoline is being delivered by ferries. The ferry fleet has suffered significant losses, which is why tankers have to wait in line for the ferry for an average of 4–5 days. #AureFreePress #News #crimea #BreakingNews
Aure Free Press :verified:
At the International Labour Conference, workers', employers' and government representatives from all around the world are coming together to build a more just and equitable world of work. These two first weeks of June, #ILC2026 is taking place in Geneva, Switzerland. Where are you following from? 🙌
International Labour Organization
If you’re a service member, military spouse, or U.S. citizen living overseas, your vote matters. Register and request your ballot at votefromabroad.org/ before June 6 so you’re ready for the Arizona election. The Arizona Primary is July 21st, but don't wait - register and request your ballot today.
Democracy Defender in AZ
Die Bundesregierung schafft das Heizungsgesetz ab und die CSU spricht im gleichen Atemzug davon, dass Klimaschutz Spaß machen soll. Zynisch und bösartig.
Michael Kellner