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Stay tuned to our live stream video of the Global Premieres for 'Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Grogu' all weekend long at: youtube.com/@OurMovieGui... Starring Pedro Pascal, Sigourney Weaver, Jeremy Allen White. In theaters now. #themandalorianandgrogu #themandalorian
💳 ¿Tu deuda fue “charge off” y vendida? No desaparece… pero puedes tomar control y mejorar tu crédito. Aprende cómo actuar hoy 👉 https://www.maximumficoscore.com/ #ReparaTuCredito #FicoScore
Kareem Rahma's advice to brands looking to do something fun, new, and fresh on social: Do it or don't. Have you convinced the c-suite to go all in on a series and seen the results pay off?
In the U.S, the future of drug development is shifting fast thanks to NAMs, like organ-on-chip. Watch the replay of our NAMs Live Talks: lnkd.in/gbdvkW_m Huge thanks to our amazing guest Danny Levner from @emulatebio.bsky.social and facilitator Zaher Nahle #NAMs #DrugDevelopment #Innovation
.@cheetah.bsky.social: Don't look, and definitely don't jinx it but Congress just might be showing signs of growing a spine. Republicans decided to call it quits after a series of bills and amendments, including one to fund the ballroom and another that would give money to January 6th-ers.
(1/2) DOGE promised trillions in savings. But it delivered inflated numbers, false claims, & real damage to federal agencies. Federal workers across the nation endured wave after wave of attacks.
Amy Courtney and Patrick Munsey stopped by Sunday to discuss the week’s news. This Iran war has Scott Aaron Rogers thinking about America like a terrible partner in a relationship - and it might take generations to regain the world’s trust. We need counseling.
“Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill that you’re in my head? ‘Cause I know that it’s Delicate” 🖤🐍
History’s most famous trial, in bronze. 🏛️⚖️ Struck under Herod the Great and Pontius Pilate, these coins represent the collision of Roman power and Judean tradition. A physical witness to the era that changed the world forever. Starting at $XX.XX. 🪙🕊️ Shop the legacy: Kinzercoins.com
This week in porting #ArkDefender (a #roguelike #missilecommand where you defend from aliens, evil cults, & more) we re-implemented the radiation field “weather” effect that obscure visions & drains shields. #indiedev #indiegame #IndieGameDev #2dgame #screenshotsaturday
Good morning, y'all! Happy Monday! A bit of a rumbly morning here in the 'burbs.... Let's get the week off to a great start! I hope you all have a wonderful Monday!
Trump’s war of choice with Iran has caused prices to skyrocket at home. Don’t be fooled by the announcement of a potential deal, prices aren’t going down for working families anytime soon.
“We’ve seen this movie before—and it doesn’t end well.” @profgalloway.com tells @karaswisher.bsky.social why Allbirds’ pivot from sneakers to AI will end badly for investors.
On May 23rd mentors and youth will have a reely fun day, as they hit the water for the Big Brothers Big Sisters Niagara Fishing Derby. FULL SEGMENT: www.chch.com/morning-live...
Experience is a factor in the race for LA mayor. "Inside the Issues" host Amrit Singh spoke with candidate Adam Miller about his background and approach.
Everyone's celebrating AI investment. But the supply chain index just hit its highest point since 2022. The boom and the warning are happening at the same time. zurl.co/8b2mb #economy #AIbubble #markets
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New bonus ep out now. @ofwat.bsky.social join us to announce the winners of their Water Breakthrough Challenge. Always good to hear about innovation that can make progress on climate/nature/water. 💡 🎧➡️ bit.ly/PP_ofwat
Sunday: The drawing that changed everything. This one got me my first gallery show. 🔴 afrophilia-x.shop
Hi-C Full-Throttle Taste Commercial Recorded May 23, 1999 on KMSP/UPN 9 in Minneapolis, MN #commercial #beverage #vitaminC
I will never forgive exmayor Bruce Harrell and his goons and nazi cops for allowing this attack on the citizens of Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood over last year’s Memorial Day weekend. They protected the hate group and attacked me and my queer neighbors. Never again!
#us #iran #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/8e71914v
Green Day band members covered Nirvana, David Bowie and Ozzy Osbourne at a pop-up show in Berkeley on Wednesday night. Fans learned about the show that afternoon, when the band’s official Instagram account posted a Story announcing the impromptu concert. Tickets, listed at $34, quickly sold out.
Worst president ever!!!! #trumpsucks #KINGOFTHEPEDOPHILES #MENTALLYUNFIT #BLUEWAVE26
Privacy please? 😜 #deadbydaylight #deadbydaylightgameplay #deadbydaylightmoments #gaming #dbd
San Francisco protesters gather at Civic Center Plaza during the No Kings protest, part of the nationwide protests against President Trump along with the administration’s domestic and foreign actions. Live updates → www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti... 📽️: @stephenlamphoto.bsky.social/S.F. Chronicle
Author @rshifman.bsky.social on his anti-fascist, dystopian YA novel We Were the Cuckoo Bees, which was largely inspired by Moms for Liberty/Christian extremist capture of Central Bucks School District's school board & the resistance that won power back in the last 2 elections: tinyurl.com/ynm8mfp9
New on Activists Make History with @peggynash.bsky.social: Big Tent Organizing with @heathermcpherson.bsky.social McPherson explains how values-driven organizing goes hand-in-hand with building a bigger tent for the federal NDP. 🎙️🔗 perspectivesjournal.ca/heather-mcpherson
Yes, I’m taking bong rips and explaining Reagan-era tax policy. No, you’re not too high to follow. Join the Club Sesh every Wednesday 4:20pm PT on YouTube youtube.com/@vanessamari...
Kärntnerin Hermine ist am finanziellen Limit, sie weiß sich in ihrer jetzigen Situation nicht zu helfen. Nicht nur gesundheitlich verschlechterte sich ihr Zustand über die Jahre, auch finanzielle Probleme brachen über sie herein. #kärnten
President Trump is using dangerous, inflammatory rhetoric to distract from a simple truth: he has no plan for Iran. America cannot be great if it is not also good, and under his leadership we are losing sight of the values that make this country exceptional.
Naming Life is Strange Characters - Game Game Show #LifeIsStrange #LifeIsStrangeTrueColors #LifeIsStrangeBeforeTheStorm #LifeIsStrangeDoubleExposure #LifeIsStrangeReunion Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/23hXXMr...
6/2/26 MAGAts say there is no slush fund but we know there is one. #news #politics #currentevents
“I’m just hanging out, being a snake, doing snake stuff…” 🐍 #hiking #outdooradventures #summer #myhappyplace #trailbuddies
We had that Felix White from The Maccabees on Mark Pougatch's Drive Time show and they had this lovely chat about cricket and what it really means...
Martha's Vineyard is dealing with a massive tick problem, which could give you a red meat allergy.