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Beach Patrol, Hole 5 🌊 Road shot. Perfect line. Basket-bound… until another traffic light gets involved 🚦 The city is consistent, if nothing else. #DiscGolf #UrbanDiscGolf
Commenting on a new TBI paper on Europe-wide energy system reform, ECIU's Jess Ralston said: "Europe would have been in a much worse mess after the Russian invasion of Ukraine and the war in Iran had it not spent years investing in renewable energy." eciu.net/media/press...
PhD is not just science, it’s project management and stress mitigation combined. Our DCs Marlene, Sara, Philippine, and Pauline get candid about what’s like to be a HUMAN PhD while keeping their sanity and stress levels in check. 👇 What's the most underrated stress-management tip you swear by?
📣TODAY! Join us for the next event of the Douglas Open Science Workshops, @1pm, with Kayleigh Casmey & Jana Totzek. 📣AUJOURD'HUI! Ne manquez pas le prochain Atelier Douglas sur la Science Ouverte du Douglas, à 13h, avec Kayleigh Casmey et Jana Totzek douglas.research.mcgill.ca/calendar/ent...
The Supreme Court weaponized the Voting Rights Act against the very people it was written to protect. “Destroying Black representation in the South.” Jim Crow 3.0
🟣25N | Día Internacional pola Eliminación da Violencia contra as Mulleres Tócanos frear as violencias machistas. A desigualdade estrutural persiste. En CCOO Servizos esiximos tolerancia cero. 💻 Manifesto: ccoo-servicios.es/html/62721.h... @ccoo-servicios.es
EuroLeague Round 14 | Huge Wins for Monaco and Partizan #euroleague #basketball #nbaeurope #nbauk #euro
Odesa Infrastructure Developments, Middle East Cease-Fire Progress, and Major EU Funding for Ukraine #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news
It's easy to fight back on the floor. Yet soo little ever do it. Transcript: en.wikisource.org/wiki/A_Messa...
President Trump's real address to the nation yesterday: we can't fund Medicare, Medicaid or daycare because we're funding a war Americans don't support instead.
This is how many innocent people went to jail because of a dirty cop. We have this cop on camera, lets id and shame him. Share please. ICE punch a 16-year-old boy in the face rumble.com/v78vcaa-ice-...
~ReTHUGlicans, REALLY ? PEDO-POTUS, Whiney Lindsey Graham, JD Couchumper, Rafael "Ted" Cruz, Krazy Eyes Kash Patel & others seem to have forgotten that they are RECORDED when INTERVIEWED!! UNFIT, LYING, SELF-RIGHTEOUS, HYPOCRITICAL, ENTITLED, POTUS ASS KISSERS. DO what I say. NOT what I do.
🤖 Eugene Emeralds 🔁 by SFGProspects JV Just Bombs! Jancel Villarroel hit another baseball very hard to pad the Ems lead #RootedHere
The President’s 10-Minute Decision to End the World The chilling reality of nuclear command is that the fate of the world rests in the hands of one person. Watch the full interview here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK0b...
This port has given us opportunities to notice bugs we hadn’t before. E.g. improve the visual separation of ongoing events (& have text account for if there is a scrollbar which #Godot oddly doesn’t do). #roguelike #indiedev #spacegame #indiegames #indiegame #IndieGameDev #2dgame
The real why behind teaching shows up in the moment a student begins to see themselves differently. - Ervin, lead4ward Founder #lead4ward #teacherinspiration #neverstoplearning
Around 40 Israeli settlers crossed into Syria today, reaching 500 metres into the country before being forced out of the country. The IDF have detained the invaders, however, incursions like these are rarely punished by the Israeli courts.
Max got off the line better than Kimi... after that pure chaos, haha. #F1 | #MiamiGP
"Compute is revenues. Compute is profits." - NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang during today's Q&A session. $NVDA #NVIDIA #GameTraderLIVE
FDT FckTrump Fck all of you that thought this was a good idea. Fck all of you that still think this is a good idea. This is the absolute worst our country has been in my lifetime and I am terrified of where we are headed. MAGA is delusional and only believes fake Fox News. Wake up and get angry!
The library is closing now. #art #aiart #digitalart #aiartcommunity #aianimation
global sumud flotilla: European governments: You have failed Palestine and your own citizens. EU citizens are calling out their governments for failing to act in any meaningful way to oppose the ongoing genocide in occupied Palestine. It is precisely this moral failure, lack of action and total
President Putin: they're not shy about anything. They went & killed Sulemani, the Iranian General. you can judge him however you want but this is an official in another state. they killed him in the territory of a third country. (donald trump killed Gen. Sulemani in 2020, in Iraq) (ivan_8848)
Join Clean Air Council, Conservation Voters of PA, and PennFuture in Harrisburg on 5/4 to meet directly with lawmakers from both parties and advocate for strong, pro‑environment policies. All training, talking points, and logistics will be provided. Register: bit.ly/2026LobbyDay...
#MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter Mmmmm deep fried Gelidron... never thought I'd be craving giant volcanic salamander.
Rep Joe Neguse (D-CO) is so good at calling out MAGA Republicans kabuki theater of politics. The reason Trumps Little Johnson (R-LA) won’t bring the bipartisan bill to fund DHS, passed unanimously by the Senate is because the last guy that did got fired. Republicans are weak AF!!
@menendez.house.gov and @repanalilia.bsky.social ran out of Elizabeth Detention Center (EDC) to get their phones, people transferred to EDC reported that Delaney Hall guards were forcing paperwork in front of hunger strikers. Video from @njaij.bsky.social on IG: www.instagram.com/reel/DYxRvlG...
"What we need is a rebirth of the American spirit. And the way we achieve that is by standing up for what's good in our system, our democracy, people doing the right thing, and talking about what public service means. ... That's one of the forgotten functions of Congress.
More than 10 years of Talking Teeth on Thursday. CHANGE? Not always bad - different. The need to adapt and find solutions to change is key to Growing Smiles and helping you, help yourself have a healthier smile for life Join oral health coach LeighGS Live 7pm Facebook and lets think about change.
The reviews are in and Americans are not happy with Trump’s first year. Costs are up and Trump’s only answer is to give tax cuts for the very wealthy paid for by cutting your healthcare. We need a president who actually fights for working Americans.
Stop saying people talk black or talk white. It’s ignorant. How do you talk like a color? You can't, but you can Love Beyond Color.
Fidget put this paper packing sleeve on his head and kept putting it back on after I took it off. I thought he was just being silly, but it turns out he had diabolical reasons. Next post for why! Alt text after that. #CatsOfBluesky #CatShenanigans
« Toute technologie suffisamment avancée est indiscernable de la magie. » — Arthur C. Clarke #science #physique #profbucella #lasciencepeuttout
Not everything cozy is soft and sweet… Some things come with shadows. Stay tuned we've got something you'll want to "watch" out for... www.cozyafterdark.io 👀
Read the text, then play the video… Obviously, Trump is lying his ass off here—that’s all he knows how to do. But Susie Wiles unable to prevent herself from ripping off three involuntary tells while listening to Trump lie is a 10/10 👏
Meet Cheo Hodari Coker_ The Genius - Producer/Director Paris Barclay talks about his new documentary "Billy Preston - That's the Way God Planned It." See the full interview: https://www.westdoconline.com/post/documentary-billy-preston-that-s-the-way-god-planned-it
🚨 FIRE RESTRICTIONS 🚨 Stage 1 Fire Restrictions begin May 22. Inside Durango city limits: NO OPEN FIRES. No campfires, warming fires, cooking fires at camps, burn barrels, fireworks, sky lanterns, or incendiary devices. See smoke, fire, or someone trying to start a fire? Call 911 immediately.
Heart health starts with the right conversations. 🫀 Proud to have joined the cardiovascular wellness panel at Love.Life Wellness Club, covering proactive care, advanced diagnostics, and real questions from a community that truly cares about their health. This is what prevention looks like. ❤️
A meteor streaked across the St. Louis skyline, and EarthCam caught the moment live. Watch as the night sky lights up over the Gateway City in this rare, jaw-dropping view.
Bukele afirma que un asesino peligroso fue capturado en España y solicitó su repatriación, pero el gobierno español se negó alegando la posible vulneración de derechos humanos. El criminal sigue encarcelado en España con los fondos de los contribuyentes.
Interrupting Nick's Breakfast #rfh #radiofromhell #rfhpodcast #radiofromhellpodcast #x963fm #x96fm #fmradio #morningshow #talkshow #morningtalkshow #radioshow #kerryjackson #billallred #ginabarberi #listeners #caitysolo #nickdavis #kxrk #x96 #utah #yogurt #breakfast #breakfastideas
They say Ukraine has no history. This room proves otherwise. Artifacts older than Moscow. Culture deeper than empire. The truth lives here, not in the Kremlin's lies, not in White House compromises Ukraine is real, ancient, sovereign and worth defending.