Me pretending to look for my wallet until someone says 'I'll pay'

Me at 2:00am after saying I was gonna sleep early

The pilot who won a private jet in a MrBeast video has been arrested in Paraguay after authorities say he was caught trafficking more than 575 pounds of marijuana worth nearly $4 million 🤯

When you don't have a pendrive or network and still need to transfer the files anyway 🤯🤯🤯

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

When your dad is a construction worker lol 😂

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you do read it, you’re misinformed.” - Denzel Washington

New Yorkers after hearing that Hantavirus is spread by rats.

The moment a rescued chimpanzee thanks Dr. Jane Goodall in a way no one expected

when the locked in phase starts hitting different

Chris Chestnut speaks on doing rapid response, ICE activity in the 805, and calls out LAPD for backing ICE. He also explains why ICE is not mainly targeting criminals, pointing to DHS data showing that most immigrants detained had no criminal record.. with 85% deemed to have a threat level of zero.

"We don't have a gas supply problem. We have a gas export problem. “This is now the time to act.” – Nicolette Boele MP ✍ Sign the petition calling on the government to tax the gas industry its fair share! 👇 https://theaus.in/4uAU9Dp

A hotel executive editor was able to bring an unloaded gun into his room next door to the suspect in the White House shooting - without anyone even checking his luggage! Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source #Security #Laxity #HotelBreach #GunControl #Whistleblower

The Russian dictator's chief propagandist apparently isn't happy with President Zelensky teaming up with leaders representing almost every European nation right on Russia's doorstep in Armenia.

👽 The Green Children of Woolpit: Visitors From Another World? 🌍 #shorts #viral #viralvideo #mystery #astronomy​ #viralshorts​ #trending​ #trendingshorts​ #youtubeshorts​ #ytshorts​ #history​ #woolpit​ #greenchildren​ #space​ #science​ #universe​ #kaustubhghanmode​ [AI Generated]

Have you seen him Rev. - ? He's amazing, like insane charisma in an already superb bit of media. Only a 2 minute cameo but..........

Ontario farmers and agri-food producers face a wall of challenges amid global uncertainty and trade disruption. Can resilience, innovation and know-how could lead the way to greater food independence for the entire country? Tonight at 7pm on TVO Today Live.

is on KABF.org right now playing Cot Damn by Clipse feat. Ab-Liva & Rosco P. Coldchain

9 Polyhedral Resin DnD Set of Dice Sweetheart Sea Foil #dice #ttrpg #dnd #diceset #dnddice

⏰ 2 Meses: Está anunciado y todas las condiciones dándose… Saben que nos estamos dando cuenta y despertando, por eso están acelerando su agenda en lo que pueden. Tenemos la responsabilidad de hacer lo mismo. Pasos inteligentes y mejor informados. @santiagorafaelpax

phoenixdown.life substack.com/@phoenixdownacademy #psychosis #MentalHealthAwareness #PhoenixDownAcademy

This is absolutely horrifying. I had no idea that this site even existed. Not that I would ever in a million years look at it. #USDemocracy

Graduate Teacher of Geography, City of London School. Closes: 08/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/zpesh7. #independentschooljobs #londonjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

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BROCK LESNAR IS NOT RETIRED! Lesnar attacks and lays out Oba Femi from behind and lays him out with FOUR F5s. #WWERaw #RawOnNetflix #WWE

With the economy in shambles, Trump is posting bullshit like this. #progressive

#AEWDoubleOrNothing 8e/5p, HBO Max PPV TONIGHT! AEW World Tag Team Championship I Quit Match FTR vs Christian Cage/Adam Copeland Dax & Cash accepted another title match vs Cage & Cope, but only if they put their future as a team on the line! Anything goes, TONIGHT!

Red Leather Pants I've been saving this reference for when I felt confident enough to tackle it. That day is today. But I had to make my own brush (for the first time) to get the results I wanted. Thoughts? You'll notice I paint a few times then lose my […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Probable Flamingo cruise missile strike in Novocheboksarsk, Chuvash Republic, deep inside fascist Russia, roughly 1,100 km from the Ukrainian border, in the early hours of May 5. Ukrainian military monitors on Telegram reported Flamingo launches from Ukraine earlier.

Eine neue Folge Future Histories! Diesmal spreche ich mit Frieder Vogelmann (@frieder-vogelmann.net) über mediale und ökonomische Bedingungen demokratischer Öffentlichkeiten. Aufgezeichnet an der @unierfurt.bsky.social im Rahmen der Tagung @poloeff.bsky.social Full ep.: tinyurl.com/FH-Vogelmann

What did the moment of the historic NASA Artemis II crew announcement feel like for astronaut Christina Hammock Koch? Alex Dainis was at the Johnson Space Center to find out. 🧪 #Artemis #Astronauts #Moon #Space #Science

Design of the Day: Elephant with Heart Balloon 🎈🐘 Spread love and joy with this adorable diamond painting! A perfect symbol of kindness and happiness 💖✨ #diamondpainting #diamondpaintingaddict

"Je n'exclus pas une future décomposition du Conseil de Coopération du Golfe à cause de la polarisation entre les États." ▶️Adel Bakawan, directeur du European Institute for Studies on the Middle East and North Africa, était l'invité de Stéphanie Antoine. #ledebatf24

I will include a high and low waisted variant of the pants :D

"Picking your elected representative is not a joke, I think the longer we have this...the less confidence Canadians have that [MPs] can do anything right, including elections" - MP Melissa Lantsman on the Longest Ballot Committee

[-20% HP) #FinalFantasyXIV #FinalFantasyXIV #Shadowbringers

Contrapunk : générateur d'harmonie MIDI en temps réel et convertisseur guitare-to-MIDI, fait en Rust. Règles de contrepoint (Palestrina, Bach, Jazz), latence sous 10ms, tourne en natif et dans le navigateur via WebAssembly. https://contrapunk.com/

Rubio claims Cuba poses a national security threat citing military drones; Cuban FM fires back, questioning how a 10M-person island threatens a nuclear superpower and demanding evidence.

At this point, it’s undeniable: Donald Trump is unfit to serve as President. I’m done pretending this is normal — and I’m done with leaders who won’t speak up. The question is simple: are you okay with this, or will you stand up and stop it? app.sosha.ai/s/9hwYlYbJ

Merry Christmas from my family to yours! To celebrate, I’m sharing the not-so secret recipe for our family’s holiday hot chocolate. We hope it brings a little extra warmth and joy to your holiday season ☕️🍫🎄

He's just resting his eyes: what else? He's brain-dead!

I've spoken to the Otters of the world, they appreciate being honored with National Otter Day today, but it's late and they're calling it a night. Happy National Otter Day 🦦

5:0 #fcunion #FCUxxx

CatBusRuss wonders is #HayaoMiyazaki really needs 150-minute movies. “My Neighbor #Totoro” and “Porco Rosso” didn’t need it. “Otaku No Video” recharges his love for silly #comiccon merchandise. www.iheart.com/podcast/269-... #filmsky #moviesky #animesky #ani-may @animetwits.bsky.social

The Posterior Radiocapitellar Subluxation Test evaluates for posterior subluxation of the radiocapitellar joint during forearm supination and valgus stress. #SportsMedicine #Orthopedics #ElbowPain #PhysicalExamination #MedicalEducation

“Russia must be ready to accept a compromise, and we have not seen that at all,” said Marcin Zaborowski , TVP World’s Europe Editor, highlighting that meaningful peace talks on Ukraine remain unlikely and that Europe, as Kyiv’s biggest supporter, must be involved in any lasting settlement.

🎥: Terra Twin's 'Big Fist' song & music out at midnight! Charlie content is coming! #CharlieVickers

I’m kinda thinking redo the blonde & try to achieve that icy platinum silver I wanted. Opinions pleeeeeeease 🙏🏽🥺

Andres Jimenez with his 7th home run this season ties the game 2-2 in Seattle. Lets go. #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason

As newly translated Bibles reach hands and hearts around the world, we invite you to join us in prayer. May each copy bring hope, understanding, and transformation to those receiving God’s Word for the first time. #WVprayer26

There are now reports that Secretary Hegseth may have been trying to enrich himself by trading stocks related to defense companies leading up to the Iran War. We’re launching an investigation today into what appears to be both major corruption and a national security threat.

“America has proven itself, and I hate to say this as an American, to be an unreliable ally...” Ex-Pentagon adviser Jasmine El-Gamal responds to President Trump’s threats to leave NATO. #Newsnight

It's not every day a Jedi surprises you on a livestream. 😅 Watch our live stream from the USMNT Roster Reveal in NYC with special guests Antonee Robinson & Kyle Martino! 📺 🎧 APPLE: tinyurl.com/mpas8zy9 SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/2yyhvs4c YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/61Vqu8S...

At #mcvegas26 asking con goers if they could go party on the Vegas Strip with any Magic Legend who would it be? #edh #mtg #mtgcommander #commander

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Google is raising $80 billion of equity a week before SpaceX is trying to raise $75 billion a few months before Anthropic and OpenAI are trying to raise $100 billion from investors and you’re laughing??? This is a cataclysmic exit liquidity avalanche

🇦🇲 #Armenia is heading to the polls for a critical parliamentary election Sunday. Ahead of the vote, the massive #refugee community from Nagorno-#Karabakh face legal marginalisation and hostile rhetoric from the very top. 🔴 FRANCE 24's Taline Oundjian, Wassim Daly and Olivia Bizot report ⤵️

Chicago Bears OTA practice is in the books today. I did not see Montez Sweat, Kyler Gordon. Dayo Odeyingbo and TJ Edwards were back for portions.