SNL stage manager: " Get Paul McCartney a throat lozenge, quick." PA: "How many?"

And by JB I mean Jethro Bodine.

travelingnurselex on insta 🚨California Santa Susanna Field Lab may go up in flames and spread toxic radioactive materials.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer: "How do you explain all of this Mr. Kramden?" Kramden:

Ha! Ha! Fucking stupid dope.

Good news.

Where did they park their DeLoreans?

r.jackson.bennett on insta

Don't blame them, it's their instinct to stay within the safety of their flock.

I wish every day was Sunday. 🧞

WEATHER ALERT: A look at snow near Parker from Stormtracker13 Meteorologist Steve Roldan. For the latest on weather, click here: https://krdo.com/weather/ 

Drivers in France were warned to watch out for a “drunk” deer spotted stumbling near roads after eating fermented vegetation. #VMNews

Why Ramayana is History, Not Just Mythology Discover why the depth and perfection of Lord Rama’s character prove that the Ramayana is a historical reality. It’s too powerful to be mere imagination. Join us for Kailasa’s Shri Ram Navami celebrations!

You will still be listening to and singing every word of a song that came out this year in 40 years time. And I know this, because I do all the time. You might not remember what you did yesterday but you will still know every lyric of a song from 1983!

All I can say is hahahahahahaha Tony

First Past the Post keeps promising stability and delivering chaos. Governments are elected on a minority of the vote. They impose their agenda without listening to or negotiating with anyone. They fail and collapse. Rinse and repeat. There is a better way. It's time for PR.

this Friday left on a jet plane but to be fair I didn't get out of bed 'til noon.

WELL, "WE'RE SAYING NO" MEMORIAL DAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #GeneralStrike

Elissa Slotkin: "Trump has conducted military operations in 9 places in 15 months. That's more than any President in history. He's shown that he is willing to use force. You can have a debate on if that's a good thing or a bad thing."

⭕Une veillée de solidarité a été organisée à #Gaza pour témoigner du soutien aux militant·e·s de la #Flottille-Sumud-Globale et dénoncer la répression et les arrestations qu'ils ont subies. #PALESTINE-ONLINE

New podcast episode: GLM-5.1 Z.ai's GLM-5.1 is an open-weight 754B MoE model that tops SWE-Bench Pro with 58.4, sustains 8-hour autonomous coding sessions, and runs under MIT license at $0.95/M input tokens. Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

Filling in at our sister station, NBC23…and the news anchors here are made just a little bit…little? 😂

BREAKING: Trump admits to the press that he wants Venezuela’s oil, as U.S. military actions in the region significantly escalate. @meidastouch.com @legalafmtn.bsky.social

Spurs vs Hawks

i got a lot of theories for the ending #tadc #digitalcircus #tadcepisode8 #edit

Buffalo goal! Scored by Mattias Samuelsson with 13:28 remaining in the 1st period. Assisted by Josh Norris and Josh Doan. Montreal: 0 Buffalo: 1 #BUFvsMTL #GoHabsGo #LetsGoBuffalo

"Making a living in Gaza is like carving on stone. Selling things to people with no income and relying on goods to come in through a suffocating siege. But this young man is doing what he can despite the hardships to provide for his family in a genocide"(QNN) #Gaza

How long is the day/night cycle in Subnautica 2? #TwitchClips #Subnautica2 #Gaming

Wiggly kittens are also available for those wanting to check out PurrCon, tucked into a more quiet corner of #IndyPopCon.

Vincent Vega is lost in every movie set:

Breaking: Kim Jong Un picks his 13-year-old daughter Kim Ju-ae as North Korea’s next leader 😭 Bro really said ‘nepotism runs in the family’ — literally, it’s been running since 1948. Fourth-generation succession, first female leader, and she’s not even old enough to drive. Meanwhile most

🎙️ New EdUp Canada Podcast! Michael Sangster speaks with Larissa Bezo on Canada’s international education system, how rapid policy changes are shaping global perception, and what it will take to rebuild trust through long-term thinking and collaboration. 🔊 buff.ly/iuoa1i3 #TheEdUpExperience #NACC

Tomorrow, we will gather for #NoKingsMontroseCo Please invite your friends, family, someone on the fence to come - it's not too late! Bring a sign, water, hat & and energy. Together we’ll send a powerful message: No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings. See you tomorrow! #NoKings #montroseco

Lego the Epstein Files!

📍LIKE AND REPOST I'LL ADD PICS #TAMPA DATES & NURU #SARASOTA DATES #ST. PETERSBURG DATES #1 BODY 2 BODY FMTY #TAMPA BUCANEERS #TAMPA BASEBALL #TAMPA HOCKEY #MENS HEALTH FL #MENS FITNESS FL #NFL DRAFTS #TAMPA CONVENTION CENTER #CLIENT DATE REVIEWS #LINGERIE GIFT CARD IDEAS 🔽

This is disgusting.

Endymion Ball New Orleans. Pregame in the SuperDome

Heat Advisory issued May 19 at 2:24PM EDT until May 20 at 8:00PM EDT by NWS Upton NY * what...heat index values up to 99. * where...bronx, kings (brooklyn), new york (manhattan), northern queens, richmond (staten island), and southern queens (1/7)

🗳️ Texas showed up. Turnout was strong this primary — proof that participation shapes elections. Some races head to a May 26 runoff. In Texas, if no one clears 50%, the top two advance. Runoffs are often decided by far fewer voters. Democracy continues. #TXVotes

Come on One more time Bringt uns die Champions League #VfB

Good Morning Beautiful People

🎥 How has her working relationship with Tara VanDerVeer evolved since finishing "Life's Work"? Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/493bIDy 📺 youtu.be/gfDywstaRJ8 Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @jsteyz.bsky.social @macsmith413.bsky.social

500 days of protest in Georgia, Tbilisi. We oppose ruzzian occupation of Georgia. We are a small nation, don't forget us please #GeorgiaProtests #TerrorinGeorgia

Zeit für Alice Weidel 💙💙Gemeinsam für Deutschland💙AFD💙💙💙 #AFD 💙💙💙

This week's Recap with Rick: supporting opioid recovery in Northwest Washington and touring Seattle's FIFA World Cup base camp.

Josef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @Pseudomissy@twitter.com: I love this version of Live Forever Goodbye Pep. Hi Noel. 🎥 Man City Live

🚨| ¡Cállate, cállate, cerdita! Así estalló el presidente. Donald Trump perdió los estribos e insultó a una periodista que se atrevió a preguntarle sobre los documentos del caso Epstein. El incidente ocurrió durante una conversación del mandatario con reporteros a bordo del avión presidencial

Raleigh is ready to roll. 🔌⚡️

No wonder after a dam lot of rain this morning

Americans are losing hope in their economic future. Criticisms of the Trump administration is not enough—we need transformative solutions and change.

Art is everywhere... and that's how little artists get inspired! 🔥 🎥: @martapagnini #Rhythmic #Gymnastics #Varna2026 @gymnastics

MEMORIAL DAY SALE IS ON NOW! Sci-fi, Comedy, Horror and original designs. Shirts, stickers and more! Shop my store: volpedesign.dashery.com #shirts #design #horror #scifi #comedy

What’s in the blue bin? Scan QR code to watch full video #wwe #prowrestling

Was 🐵 Diddy Kong Racing 🐵 the best racing game on the Nintendo 64? #Nintendo64 #N64 #DiddyKongRacing #Mariokart #crashteamracing

Cocchiarella: The business people think they are the new sages— Sanders: Don’t even use the word business people. Because somebody who owns a company with 30 people is a businessperson. These people are not businesspeople. They are oligarchs.

The Scottish Parliament needs to work better than it has in recent years, and that is why the Liberal Democrats, with our group of ten MSPs, will hunt for agreement and do our best to deliver results for our constituents. 1/2

Dirty plays are hurting basketball from coast to coast—constant fouling and physical tactics are slowing the game and killing its flow. Are these “dirty” strategies just part of winning, or are they making the game worse? #BasketballDebate #SportsCulture #Hoops

"The world that rich people live in is so different from ours. I wonder if it rains there." Remember this next time you read a quote from a tech bro or precarious-job billionaire. They live in a different world, & some (if not most) have forgotten what it's like in ours. #GoodMorning, everyone

Rick Cole @urbanistcole.bsky.social Pasadena Councilmember 📍District 2 2/3