I hear Paraguay turned him down cos they already have a village "cobbler"

French Stewart Ass Shoes

Stephen Colbert knew the score

RIchard Dawkins looking in on Social Media:

So, not only does Indigo let you cross-post, it does this; you can flip between the versions:

Look, I dunno why #TheBluesBrothers is trending on BlueSky, but I'm here for it! Like, I already had a neo-crush on Carrie Fisher from Star Wars and as I was 13 when The Blues Brothers came out, that just kind of cemented it for me! 😂

OH, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder

I don’t usually post the whole bit, but in this case it’s appropriate:

What’s extra funny to me is this guy (Brand) looking through the pages like he’s never used a book (yes, yes…) It’s the literary equivalent of watching someone type on a keyboard with a single finger, one key per second.

Today, Speaker Johnson and House Republicans once again refused to pass the Senate's bill to fully fund TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard. Do your jobs: Quit blocking this and focus on getting prices down and ending Trump’s illegal war!

What’s better than a playoff thunderclap? Well how about a series-clinching thunderclap! The Ottawa Charge beat the Boston Fleet 4-3 in double overtime to advance to their second consecutive Walter Cup Final!

ENGLAND OUTSOURCED: Why England is Importing 316 Million Bricks! 🧱🚢 Read the full report: https://www.workersofengland.co.uk/news/priced-out-of-building-england-bricks-bills-and-broken-supply-chains #Economy #EnglishJobs #England #WorkersRights #WEU #Construction #JobSecurity#BrokenBritain

🪖 💢 💬 The commander of the Right Sector, Denis Kapustin, addressed the russians against the backdrop of a residential building destroyed by the russians, where 28 Kyiv residents recently died: There WILL be retribution for your criminal silence!!! 🫡 🐶 + 🍆

Great for the Carolina Hurricanes to get some national attention, but I can't not hear a mashup of Seinfeld and Leno when McAfee sets up a surface level segment...

#AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts 2025 - #MarinaShafir throws a mirror at #ToniStorm | #aew #allelitewrestling #vhs

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Zachary Bolduc scores for the Montreal Canadiens on a shot (09:18 remaining in the the 2nd period). #GoHabsGo

After Ukraine refrained from striking Russia during the May 9 celebrations, Russia responded in its usual brutal fashion by launching a targeted strike on a in Kyiv. A Russian missile destroyed an entire section of the apartment block. Twenty-four people, including three children, were killed.

Wednesday Oddities! What is it doing?! #Halo #streamer #funnystreammoments #fyp

Good morning from the window bed where Pawlie is, idk what he is doing honestly. #cats

💸🤩Submissions are now closed! Thank you to everyone who submitted, helped spread the word and supported our open call for Aghh! Zine Issue 04 “Money”! 👀We’re excited to tell you that there will also be other opportunities for you to take part in this issue, so do keep an eye out! 💖We love you all!

Will be making use of those grassy parts and add some door switches. I know this one is super easy but remember it's only the first small dungeon😂 also have to fix that spelling/word error! #gamedev

Sports apparel is often a reflection of our identity and a representation of who we are. Lauren Teague of FanWagn joined me to discuss this and why we love our apparel so much on the latest episode of Deep Cover.

Industries: Life Sciences 🔬 Transformation isn’t optional — it’s essential. And Altum is here to help lead the way. 🌟 #HealthSystems #LifeSciencesLeadership #DigitalInnovation #HealthcareTransformation #AltumWave #finance #techonology

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% hugs!

💫 catbeats single for #caturday and #valentinesday ! 💖wishes - streaming errryhwere: www.catbeats.life/wishes/ 💖 💫 #lofi #valentines #cats #sailormoon

✨ Enter Aan’sao’gal—where magic, mystery, and war collide. 📖 Read the series: authorcdarney.com 📬 Join the newsletter: thechroniclesofthetroop.eo.page/6h118 💙 #authorcdarney #thechroniclesofthetroop #thebookofghaan #booktok #fantasybook #bookseries

High School student protest in Kansas! #Resist #Protest #NoICE #LFK

THIS IS WHAT SHITRAEL IS DOING TO PALESTINIANS. #NoMoreShitrael #OnlyPalestine

Elden Ring came out righttt before Maya and I met, so I think its appropriate to finally clean up the rest of its achievements and 100% it right before I leave to live with her💖💖💖

UK gov launches 2 new education missions for England's most disadvantaged kids this September. North East exam results are the lowest of any region. Will delivery match the ambition? Video created using AI avatar and real voice for news delivery. #UKEducation #AttainmentGap #SheppardLensMedia

So, Lindsey Graham loves the direction we're in & Trump is his favorite Prez, because "We're killing the right people" and we're using more bombs than WWII AND people cheered No, this is not AI. This is America under #MAGA leadership BTW many of them are pleading with folks to vote for Cuomo

hbd #yeonjun in white #soobin in black killa nyc 2024 #moa #txt #tomorrow_x_together

Khalil said ya’ll can STFU and jump on a nipple

Who knows? Just get in and ride, baby, woooohoooo!

Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month 2026.

"Over course of the night you should have seen 2 crosses in which the NE would have had a surge for Harris then seen a switch as FL votes, rust belt came in, then another switch when west coast reported We didn't see that. What we saw was programmatic steady percentage throughout the night "

Only by making our country fully reckon with and repair the harm of white supremacy from its foundation will we create a truly free and equal future.

Tuesday’s elections sent a clear message: people are ready for change. They want leaders who understand their challenges and are committed to improving their lives. Now, we must all turn our focus to Tennessee’s 7, the final opportunity this year to build on the momentum from last night’s victories.

The most popular weather radar and satellite imagery today before the first launch opportunity of NASA Artemis II coming up in about L-4 hours. 📡🚀

Welcome to the insurrection! 😁

Charlamagne tha God on Trump: “Our taxpayer dollars going to this weaponization fund to compensate his allies should piss you off. You should be outraged.”

"The case is...corrupted." After a decade of reporting on John de Ruiter, @janapruden.bsky.social reacts to the stunning decision to stay sexual assault charges against the controversial spiritual leader. 📺 FULL: rtrj.info/050826RTRT 🎧 FULL: rtrj.info/050926

Abandoned by a cynical west. At the US Consulate today. Free Kurdistan! #kurdistan

Our review on the upcoming television series, Scarpetta: catwithmonocle.com/news/2026/03... #Scarpetta

I have no words 😶

I'm so disappointed about the lack of invention and planning. I was always a proponent of battery swapping. Trucks are ideal for it, they are built nearly identical. A simple standard, like the mounting holes on a TV or monitor or USB on a cellphone is enough. Unsurprisingly, China does that.

I HATE THESE TURRETS

"It's all over you!" You know I'll always love how "Q Who." opens with the new Ensign having a Run in with Captain Picard in Engineering and now we know why we never see them Drinking anything while they are in Engineering. #StarTrekTNG #Treksky #Trekkies #StarTrek #TrekTuesday

Councils should have the power to make planning approvals conditional on securing GP capacity first. In Redbourn, residents wait weeks for appointments, and a proposed 70% housing increase will only make this worse.

yar baby #Tigers #JahmaiJones double

🇫🇷 Women are being dragged out of cars by rioters in Paris, as shocking scenes are reported on the streets.

Was macht Ministerpräsident Kretschmer so richtig wütend? Wenn er nicht unwidersprochen Migration zur "Mutter aller Probleme" erklären darf. Coretta Storz hat sich Kretschmers Ausführungen und Ausraster im SWR angeguckt und kommentiert, warum das so nicht geht. @gruene-fraktion-sachsen.de

Im not sure what this bird is. A heron of somekind i think? Anyways, she's got babies too!

Start at the cellular level. 🧬 I swapped my exhausting 10-step skincare routine for Bellawell’s new NMN 500mg to boost my cellular energy from the inside out. Biohack your glow this summer! Available at BellawellHealth.com. ☀️✨ #CellularEnergy #SkincareHacks #Bellawell #NMNSupplement #RadiantSkin

You know what else is extreme and COOL? Watching episodes 1-12 of Rooster Fighter! Go do it cluckers!! 🤙📺 -- ¿Sabes qué más es extremo y GENIAL? ¡Ver los episodios 1-12 de Rooster Fighter! ¡¿Qué esperan, polluelos?! 🤙📺

lesbians everywhere depressed after finding out rika pokemon has married an elder god #tomodachijoy

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Don't miss the Allegheny County photo-op installation in Market Square during The Draft this week. Get a photo with the one-of-a-kind Allegheny County map and incline trolley designed by Mario Zucca.