“Oh man, our quota is full. Our feelings haven’t changed but uhhhh, we’ll see you when we see you”

BlueSky "3 strikes" moderation team

OH, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder

No

Yeah, there are folks who REALLY REALLY Do Not Want To Believe this. And of course the multiple ecosystems of grifters who depend on it staying that way

Stephen Colbert knew the score

Look, I dunno why #TheBluesBrothers is trending on BlueSky, but I'm here for it! Like, I already had a neo-crush on Carrie Fisher from Star Wars and as I was 13 when The Blues Brothers came out, that just kind of cemented it for me! 😂

I don’t usually post the whole bit, but in this case it’s appropriate:

OK, so here's an Indigo feature I didn't realize: if you see a post that says "crossposted" you have to HIT THAT BUTTON to also like/boost that post on the other service (see video) @soapboxsoftware.bsky.social

Miss State upsets Oklahoma in game 1, the broccoli overcomes Sooner devil magic

What’s better than a playoff thunderclap? Well how about a series-clinching thunderclap! The Ottawa Charge beat the Boston Fleet 4-3 in double overtime to advance to their second consecutive Walter Cup Final!

After Trump recklessly rushed into war on Iran, he's boasting about using taxpayer dollars to provide political risk insurance for oil corporations. He will do anything in his power to put American's hard-earned money into the pockets of millionaires

📄 Writing Session Results 9 pages 3,263 words I damn near pulled an all-nighter for The Werewolf of the Castle. I'd be lying if I said I wasn’t having fun though. Once the ideas started flowing, I was on a roll. 🐺✍️

According to Robert Rico of the LAPD union, I am domestic terrorism, at its worse! 😀👍

Repost by @DragonflyJonez Rockets: Hey KD, we're really struggling in this series. We know you're hurt but maybe stay around the team for morale and advice for the young pups? KD: Click to see original repost

NOT MY LADYCHALKE!! 😭 #pokemon #funnystreammoments #fyp

Good morning from the window bed where Pawlie is, idk what he is doing honestly. #cats

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Josh Anderson tips in a tying goal

💸🤩Submissions are now closed! Thank you to everyone who submitted, helped spread the word and supported our open call for Aghh! Zine Issue 04 “Money”! 👀We’re excited to tell you that there will also be other opportunities for you to take part in this issue, so do keep an eye out! 💖We love you all!

Will be making use of those grassy parts and add some door switches. I know this one is super easy but remember it's only the first small dungeon😂 also have to fix that spelling/word error! #gamedev

Sports apparel is often a reflection of our identity and a representation of who we are. Lauren Teague of FanWagn joined me to discuss this and why we love our apparel so much on the latest episode of Deep Cover.

#bonnietyler #surgery #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-08/us/Entertainment/en/bs/Portugal-singer-Bonnie-Tyler-undergoes-emergency-surgery/1270342

MTA N Train pulling into Dutch Kills/39th Avenue Station. November 28th, 2023. Clip from my YouTube video “Railfanning at Dutch Kills”. #nyc #trains #video

Hey everybody, I thought I had said Disney World but I said Disneyland it’s actually Disney World. Thanks for watching. #TriviaTime #DisneyParks #DisneyCastMembers #FYPViral

🌧️Who said it never rains in Southern California? After day 2 of So Cal rain the luxury dog Bella demands a walk💩 then requires a spa treatment from Dr.G🐾💕 #Rain #Cali #Californialove @drmamakai.bsky.social

As you all know I have zero interest in oikball but this made me LooooooooooL 🤣

"Trans people are seeking to go about their business, do their business, mind their business".

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🔴Rescatan a uno de los siete mineros atrapados en una cueva de Laos desde hace nueve días ▪️Hay otros cuatro mineros localizados, aunque su extracción está siendo extremadamente difícil 🎙️Chema Lázaro

classic Wilbon

Khalil said ya’ll can STFU and jump on a nipple

This is what I call blind loyalty!

been using AdaptlyPost for a few weeks and finally not waking up to missed uploads #socialmedia #contentcreation #marketing #automation #fyp

#opinião 📝 Marcelo Rubens Paiva | Estados Unidos, rendam-se. Os persas estão em guerra desde antes de Alexandre, o Grande; a tecnologia iraniana e os embargos econômicos revolucionaram o fazer guerra 📲📰 Leia mais em mla.bs/41106665

It's kind of amazing to be one day shy of 4 years clean time and still be wondering if I deserve to live, ignoring whether I deserve anything good, and wondering if my brother has any regrets. #recovery

This fucking rules. Lady really will not give Rina any room to breathe. It's so good.

🤼🥋I mostly only do the big throws but man, watch Danlil Patachyts flip out of this well set-up hip throw in the FIAS European finals.

I HATE THESE TURRETS

Things I didn’t expect to see from my hotel balcony. #Malaga 🇪🇸 💚✌️

"★★★★ It is wonderfully acted with unaffected naturalism by its cast of professionals and newcomers and plays an extravagant, almost shameless pizzicato on the audience’s heartstrings.." Peter Bradshaw @theguardian.com Vermiglio (PG) screens in Garter Lane Arts Centre on Tues, Sept 23rd at 7.30pm.

🇷🇴The SIG516 G3 will become the primary assault rifle of the Romanian army 🔗Learn more details in our video:

🍏🍎🍐🍊 🐦‍⬛️🇷🇺🇰🇿Toкајев испратио Путина — посета руског лидера Казахстану је завршена 🚀

The new government of Hungary after inauguration.

Gotta get those steps in. #MarioTennisFever

Our social services system degrades people and grinds them down, and keeps everyone who has a job scared and compliant. It needs to be rebuilt. But by implementing the Robodebt Royal Commission recs we can at least limit the system's harms. That's what the Greens' bill would do.

A small break from jazz to play a wonderfully melodic tune from Aphex Twin 🎹 Avril 14th 🎶

How can schools prepare young people for #Votesat16? Join Naomi Kennedy, Mackenzie Dawson-Hunt & Leigh Canning at #ACTCON26 to explore practical strategies for political literacy, participation & voter registration from KS1 to post-16. 📍 V&A | 3 Jul https://ow.ly/blFg50Z45hj

Connection requires vulnerability. Sharpen your mind. Ignite your flame. #fyp #anime #demonslayer #mindset #health

Jared Kushner says countries that normalize with Israel through the Abraham Accords will be rewarded with Investment, Money, and Political backing. / Suppressed News

Okay yeah I get why all the sales

The St. Petersburg International Economic Forum opens today — a key showcase event for the Kremlin, with Putin expected to speak. Ukrainian drones, meanwhile, appear to have prepared their own welcome for the guests: a strike on a major oil terminal, with smoke set to decorate the opening day.

Hide yall witches, warlocks, and NB spellcasters

I've always had a soft spot for the Duke and its 'mini-airliner' lines, particularly in profile. The elegant livery and the logo 'B' on the tail accentuate these characteristics on this particular example, spotted at Springbank yesterday. Oh, and then there's *that sound.* | 🛩️ 📍 📹 🇨🇦

These days, who can afford to take twelve weeks of unpaid parental leave? Almost no one, but that's all that federal law guarantees. Hear more about my efforts to change that for PA in my conversation with oneBURGH, and catch the full video here: pasenatornick.com/sen-pisciott...

LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight releases September 18, 2026 on Nintendo Switch 2. Pre-orders are live now. #NintendoSwitch2 #LEGO #Gaming

ALFAS 🫦🫦🫦

En Nandu Jubany prepara “baieton”, un plat de cuina de postguerra. #QuantaGuerra3Cat https://3cat.cat/3cat/t3xc5-nandu-jubany/video/6406497/

Agency workflow reality: 5 clients = 5 different brand voices manually maintained in Google Docs, 5 tool subscriptions, and someone copy-pasting captions between tabs every morning. #agencylife #aitools