"I Accidentally Set My House On Fire 😂🔥" Willie from Billy and Willies accidentally sets his house on fire with a propane weed torch! Ember hits the bush, wife saves the day, fire dept rips the house apart 😭 (under 200 chars) #HouseFire #WeedTorchFail #BillyAndWillies #DadFails #FunnyStory

We Had $10 Million Committed… They Still Cut Iowa State Baseball 😡 Mike Busch reveals how he and Jerry raised $10 MILLION to save ISU Baseball — but AD Vandevelde cut it anyway. (2001) What could have been. #ISUBaseball #Cyclones #WeHadTheMoney #IowaState #CollegeBaseball #RIPISUBaseball

I Pretended to Jerk Off Next to a Making-Out Couple at the Bar 😂 After a gig in St. Cloud, Minnesota, this couple was straight-up dry humping at the bar. So I put my hand in my pants, stared right at them, and pretended to go at it. The dude freaked out… but they barely even paused.

The Home Run That Cleared Trees & Landed on a Frat House Roof 😂 ISU Baseball legend recalls the absolute BOMB at Oklahoma State — cleared the trees and landed on a frat roof! “That’s a bomb.” #ISUBaseball #Cyclones #Moonshot #OklahomaState #BaseballBomb #TrackingTheStorm #CollegeBaseball

"I Slept With My Girlfriend's Sister... She Just Found Out 😱" Guy hid a one-time hookup with his girlfriend’s sister for years. Now it’s out and trust is shattered. What should he do? Brutal advice from Billy & Willie’s Workshop. (148 characters) #RelationshipAdvice #CheatingConfession

Nervous About Your Teen’s Driver’s Permit? "So nervous about my son getting his permit — not because of him, but other drivers! Practice what you preach: no phone, keep distance, 10 and 2." Real mom driving tips. #TeenDriver #NewDriver #ParentingTeens #DrivingTips #MomLife #TeenPermit

Why Maxwell Schaffer Fell in Love with Iowa From Pennsylvania to Iowa in the ‘80s — Maxwell Schaffer planned to use it as a stepping stone to bigger markets. Instead, he fell in love with the state and never left. Hear why Iowa felt like home. #OldManStrength #IowaLove #MaxwellSchaffer

If You’re Selling the Product, You’re Doing Your Job | Old Man Strength Marketing loves fancy jargon, but your real job is simple: Sell the product. If you’re moving units and making sales, you’re crushing it — even without the buzzwords. Real talk from Old Man Strength 🔥 You belong here.

Buy Now, Refinance Later "Interest rates are high right now, but don’t wait. Buy now and refinance when they drop. Once rates go down, home prices will go up!" Smart real estate advice. #RealEstateAdvice #BuyNowRefiLater #InterestRates #HomeBuyingTips #RealEstateMarket #IowaRealEstate

Celebrity Crushes Gone Wrong 😂 Paul Walker & Timberlake Edition Celebrity crush game turns chaotic: Justin Timberlake forever, Channing Tatum, Timothée Chalamet… and Paul Walker (yes, even though he’s gone 😭). “He was hot when he was alive!” Unfiltered mom & daughter chaos on Fashion Sh!t Show

Ricochet Rabbit @markhamillofficial.bsky.social TV Show: Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law Episode: X Gets the Crest Year: 2005 This was a cameo voiceover for Mark Hamill on Adult Swim's Harvey Birdman with Gary Cole as the voice of the title character. #HarveyBirdman #AdultSwim

George Galloway drops a massive bombshell. He confirms the Zionist lobby completely stole the election from patriot Thomas Massie using fraudulent midnight mail-in ballots. Massie was targeted for exposing the Epstein files. Washington is entirely captured by foreign interests.

By hook or by crook, Alberta government is committed to give separatists an opportunity to vote for breaking up Canada. Now it appears that the Premier wants to be the proponent of a separatism referendum, using the #ForeverCanadian question without First Nations consultation.

Donald Trump defends his economic policies amid questions about rising inflation, citing pre-war levels and escalating into sharp criticism of a reporter during the exchange.

Ihab Hassan: "𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘢 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘥𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵ã 𝘥𝘦 𝘈𝘭-𝘛𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦𝘩, 𝘯𝘢 𝘊𝘪𝘴𝘫𝘰𝘳𝘥â𝘯𝘪𝘢, 𝘦𝘴𝘵ã𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘴 𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘢, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰-𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢 𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳çá-𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘳." 🧵🎥3/3

Trump as a third demonstrator is removed: "Don't hurt him! Don't hurt him! I do that for legal reasons."

BREAKING: Sec. Doug Burgum testified in Congress today, dodging Q’s from @repemilyrandall.bsky.social & Dems about funding Trump’s vanity projects while gutting parks funding & whitewashing history. Help defend the truth: support the EQUAL Parks Act today! #news #politics #trump #america #congress

A great advice video from Executive Director, Precious McKesson, regarding our upcoming Party at the Polls event this Sat from 9am to 1pm. Come grab a voter guide, fill out your ballot, or plan to vote in person, and celebrate Democracy with us! Join us! Sign up: mobilize.us/nebdems/even...

À 3-Pistoles ; on célèbre ça une victoire des #Habs .

💔🇺🇦 Horrifying drone footage of Kostyantynivka, Donetsk region. 20 km from Kramatorsk. Today it is a fire. Burned high-rise buildings, destroyed kindergartens, schools, hospitals, a broken church.

I asked Nick Nurse about Cooper Flagg: ✂️Clip below 🎥FULL answer at bracysportsmedia TikTok 👇 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrnscS7v/

History in the making at Yizhuang, Beijing: Humanoid robots just crushed the human half-marathon record.

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How often scoliosis should be checked depends on risk. Growth stage, symptoms, and progression history matter more than the curve alone. The right timing helps catch change early without over-testing. 📩 Upload your X-rays for review. #ScoliSMART

‼️Nearly 300 "Shahids" are already in the sky over Ukraine - this is a new anti-record for the simultaneous number of drones in the air. New groups of drones are continuously entering from different directions, and the main mass continues to move towards the West.

And the more adult version. 😱 #pixelart #aseprite #PumpkinBoy #Fridaythe13th

To every veteran who served this country with honor and sacrifice — your voice matters. Your vote is powerful, and this election matters for the future of our communities, our democracy, and those who served beside you. Today is the last day to vote. Polls close at 7pm. #ThePeoplesCongressman

Cody Rhodes defeated at Wrestlemania 39 green screen

AI service robotics is moving from the lab to the revenue line! From hospitality to logistics, robots are being deployed at scale to solve labor shortages and cut costs. Is a robot colleague in your company's near future? https://bit.ly/48kkIn9

Well that didn't take long, Pro Isreal content flooding Tiktok. I posted videos, even recently of Isreal citizens calling to kill babies so Palestinians couldn't make more babies in the future. For the record, fuck Isreal. I don't want my tax dollars funding their free Healthcare.

Project Liberal 🗽 @projectliberal.org

Trump to NYT's David Sanger: "I had a total military victory. But the fake news, guys like you, write incorrectly. You're a fake guy. A total military victory. I actually think it's sort of treasonous what you write. You should be ashamed of yourself. I actually think it's treason."

Snowflakes falling, campus calling… Fordham Law students, faculty, and staff are back to the hustle today after this weekend's historic blizzard.

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Top 10 Tips for Using ChatGPT for GCSE Revision. What Students and Parents Need to Know… Around 61% of UK secondary school students report using AI tools like ChatGPT for learning and schoolwork according to UK Department for Education.

SMH. Puerto Rico wasted a man on with no outs in the 9th.🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

🚨NEWS ALERT: U.S. begins evacuating American citizens from Middle East Meanwhile a Fox 5 News alert - stocks tanking today amid a worldwide sell-off. Oil prices continue to rise. AAA says the average price for a gallon of gas rose 11 cents overnight. @ohmygoff.bsky.social @shomaristone.bsky.social

Exceptions don’t work — not even if you ‘know’ the governor.

Crime + Investigation United States (US) #Crime+Investigation #UnitedStates

We have Captain Stillman as SOD.

Your body is doing so much behind the scenes… every single day 💛 As we get older, it’s not about perfection – it’s about awareness, care, and gratitude. Today, try something simple… thank your body. It’s been showing up for you all along ✨ #FeelGoodAgain #HealthyAging #YouGotThis

Javad Rajabzadeh released a tutorial showing how to create a chain path tool for Substance Painter using Substance Designer. ⛓️ More details: www.linkedin.com/posts/javad-... #3dart #substancepainter #gameart

If you’re looking for that perfect hourglass shape, a good corset is basically a cheat code. ⏳✨ It’s the easiest way to instantly snatch your waist and get those feminine curves exactly where you want them — whether you’re going for a "stealth" look or a full-on vibe. 🤫🎀

Kyle Schwarber ends Justin Wrobleski's no-hit bid with a two-out homer in the sixth inning

“Let’s say that the people are disappointed, the people are scared, the people could expect more.” Katie Razzall asks Cyprus’s UK High Commissioner Kyriacos Kouros whether his country feels protected by the British after Iranian drones targeted an RAF base on the island #Newsnight

📍 #Lebanon: A school in Beirut is now sheltering 250+ displaced people. What began as a displacement crisis is becoming a food security crisis. WFP & partners are providing meals, food & cash — but needs are rising fast👇

The Westminster bubble is excitedly speculating and gossiping about the new Mandelson messages and what this means for their own careers. We have broken politics. We need a modern, democratic, functional constitution and a different political culture. #Mandleson #Westminster #ChangeEverything

i was mostly at panels today on twitch con day 2 so this is all the photos i took plus today's free loot 😎 #twitch #twitchcon #fun #vtuber

There are major challenges in Scottish education but there are also solutions. #education #elections #scotlibdems

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Washington’s revolving door is not broken. It is doing exactly what insiders built it to do. I’m ready to help shut it down. @lallyfornv.bsky.social, you’re up next. #LobbyingReform #TakeBACCongress #FonkenForNevada

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Well done Duke mate👏👏💜💚❤️

AI summaries are tempting, but nuance and scientific innovation live in the details. Discover why researching deeply still matters in the AI age: https://ow.ly/mibs50XnWOj

So langsam kommen immer mehr Videos aus dem Iran durch. Aufnahmen des israelischen Angriffs auf die petrochemischen Anlagen in Asaluyeh im Süden Irans, am 6. April während der Operation #RoaringLion

Being black in Israel, our greatest ally in the middle east

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Time to lighten things up day is almost over. Tomorrow is Friday !! Check this out…. Funny comments only 🤭

Good Morning 😃 u inglorious basterds #NAFO #AFU 🦊😳🤪 May your skies be clear & orc free💪🏽🇺🇦 "Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honor & good sense. -Churchill 🇬🇧 #Gripen 🛩️ 🇸🇪🫶🏽🇺🇦 #HeroyamSlava