Pilates Felt Like a Sex Club 😂 Safe Word Needed Went to Pilates and it was straight-up sex club vibes — pulleys, straps, getting pulled in every direction. Almost asked for a safe word and mayonnaise. From Billy & Willies Workshop #PilatesHumor #SexClubVibes #FunnyStory #WellnessFail #AdultHumor

Time Machine Advice to My Younger Self ⏳ J.D. Scholten: If you had a time machine, go back 15 years and tell yourself — create your own path or be enslaved by another’s. Be patient, work hard. “The harder you work, the luckier you get.” — Jefferson #TimeMachineAdvice #WorkHard #CreateYourPath

Imposter Syndrome at a Marketing Conference – You’re Not Alone | Old Man Strength “I’m surrounded by people way smarter than me.” Sound familiar? Imposter syndrome hits hard — especially at 55, stepping into bigger rooms. But almost everyone is faking it to some degree. You’re not alone.

"Tax Hypocrisy: Rich vs Poor 🔥" Billy & Willie expose the bullshit: billionaires & presidents pay peanuts in taxes but poor people get shamed for taking "too much." The poor aren't the enemy. #TaxHypocrisy #RichVsPoor #ClassWar #BillyAndWillie

Put Some Respect on Triple H 👑🔥 It’s WrestleMania—and somehow people still forget what Triple H has done for the business. Put the respect on his name. #WWE #TripleH #WrestleMania #ProWrestling #WrestlingFans #Respect #PodcastClip #3BeardsMedia #WrestlingTalk

36 Tamales Every Year: Alex Espinoza’s Mom’s Legendary Care Packages Alex’s mom sent Keith 36 homemade tamales packed in dry ice every year until 1994 — straight from California to Ames, Iowa. The ultimate Cyclone family love story. Full EP 2_13 with Alex Espinoza out now on Tracking The Storm.

MLB Player Dressed as a Woman & Sneaked Into the Bleachers 😂 Mike Busch tells the wild story: He and a veteran reliever put on dresses & wigs, snuck out during a game, and an old man started hitting on his teammate in the stands. #ISUBaseball #MikeBusch #BaseballStories #DressedAsWomen #MLBChaos

Coworker Might Be a Serial Killer 😱 Smelly Cars + Torture Talk Nerdy coworker casually talks about torturing women, fantasizes about killing his ex, and his traded-in cars smell like DEATH. Managers won’t act. What would YOU do? 👀 From Billy & Willies Workshop #HorrorStory #TrueCrime #RedditHorror

Zoophilia vs Bestiality: “I Love My Dog” 😂 Comedian explains the difference: Bestiality is just the act… but zoophilia? That’s a full loving, monogamous relationship with an animal. Then drops the punchline: “Well, I mean… I love my dog.” He’s been workshopping this bit on stage and it’s pure chaos

Audience Turns Comedian’s Bomb Into Legendary Set 🔥 Scotty B goes up for a guest set and starts bombing hard. The next night the audience gets told to lose their minds laughing at EVERYTHING he says. They go all in — laughing at every pause, every word. His face lights up as he finally kills

Meanwhile, Hungary has begun talks with Ukraine over the rights of the Hungarian minority in Zakarpattia, a key condition for Budapest to support the next step in Ukraine’s EU accession process. Péter Magyar says Hungary is “asking for nothing more than what every minority in Europe deserves.”

EPA Chief Lee Zeldin confirms that dangerous chemicals, including sulfur dioxide, are being released into the sky for geoengineering. Health risks are real. Environmental damage is guaranteed. This is no longer conspiracy - it’s official. x.com/thehealthb0t...

This part is especially ridiculous. Stacey Cay is the specific reason that so many Democratic loyalists are "regime-pilled"? I never even heard of her before this thread. She really bruised his ego with that comment.

Seamless Silhouette Discovery Just discovered the SHAPERX high-waisted shaper and it is a literal life saver for fitted clothes. Seamless, breathable, and no-roll. Definitely a must-have. #TrendPikz #BlueskyFashion #SHAPERX #Shapewear

Tom Tiffany and Derrick Van Orden are still defending Trump’s Medicaid cuts while families protest outside Wisconsin hospitals worried about losing care. Their message to struggling Wisconsinites? Work more.  #WIGov #Wipolitics

I know it may sometimes seem like there's less science behind freestyle training than the more athletic conditioning stuff... but trust and believe that I'm pulling in a lot of research behind the scenes. ;)

Are Arsenal getting nervous? 😬 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/2d963ymb ✳️: tinyurl.com/mr3j2uya 📺: tinyurl.com/4htzk9wr

US bombers fly from Britain to join Hormuz battle #straitofhormuz #iran #israel #us #war #viralvideo #trendingreelsvideo #viralreelschallenge #foryoupagereels #reelschallenge #facebookreels #reelsfyp #reelsviral #reelsvideo #news #curiousfellow @highlight

#aew #aewdynamite 🤼 Don Callis Family attacking Kenny Omega.

#greenscreen #maga #trump #health

Big AI infrastructure news out of Texas: New Era Energy & Digital (Nasdaq: $NUAI) and its JV Texas Critical Data Centers with Sharon AI signed a term sheet with Thunderhead Energy to build a 250 MW power island for a hyperscale AI data center in Ector County. Learn more: yhoo.it/47kfc4r

We got inspired by many games, but these three definitely had the biggest influence ❤️ #gamedev #roguelike #godgame

Snowfall in Tounfit (M'diell, Morocco, May 16, 2026).

Trump’s latest war-mongering is a brutal reminder that AUKUS was always a dangerous bet. It won’t make Australia safer. It will FUKUS - by tying us tighter to US recklessness and war. My blog from last year looks even more relevant now.👇🏽 www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/aukus-i...

Freaking seriously you should tell people that next time they tell you that they hate AI ask them if they know how to use an old school vintage typewriter🤣 I bet you majority of people don’t know how to,I actually do and I’m a millennial. I think they’re a lot more fun to use than computers😁

Heh heh heh. Cats.

‘My message to other managers is – go bold, go big. We support multiple apprentices at once.' Alan Macdonald shares how North Tees and Hartlepool NHS Foundation Trust overcame the challenge of funding for apprentices. #PhysioApprenticeships

I can honestly say that I have never high-fived a soul. I suppose this means I am going to Hell?

Migraine sucks, throat hurts, vertigo is flaring, my lips are cracking, my eyes are burning, my skin is broken out, and to top it all off, my body has decided it’s time to begin our monthly blood sacrifice to the gods of childless freedom, so… …time to start getting stoned 🙃🌬️🍃✨

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Not a great look when, as FBI Director, you can’t clearly answer: “Have you ever been intoxicated or absent on the job?” Kash Patel looks out of his depth at this press conference—and it shows why he’s avoided them as Trump's FBI Director. 🤦🏿‍♂️

Opening up isn’t easy, but it’s the only way to build something real. This song captures that moment of breaking down the walls together. #indierock #romantic #inspirationalmusic #singersongwriter

Warning: Incoming hot take Why is @trippfuller.bsky.social cracking me up… and in a tent? 😂 🎧 Watch my convo with Tripp on The Sacred Slope: youtu.be/PH-R48JHHs8?... 🍻 Coming to @theologybeercamp in October? I am! See you there: theologybeer.camp #deconstruction #progressiveclergy #mainline

"Jesus doesn’t ask us to believe without proof. He shows His scars and says, ‘Touch me and see.’ Sometimes we need that extraordinary intimacy with Him to truly believe He’s real… and that He’s still with us. #ExtraordinaryIntimacy #Luke24 #FaithReel #JesusIsReal"

The Ukrainian drone attack on Ukrainian college students killing 21 students, in Russian-controlled Ukraine, which (so-called News-channels) THE BBC & CNN REFUSED TO REPORT, was guided by Elon Musk’s Starlink. 😡

For the second time in less than a year, the Coalition has split up and made up. While they’re focused on themselves, we’re focused on you.

Alex Jeffrey Pretti was killed by federal agents in Minneapolis while filming in public. We condemn this war on the people and demand accountability. Idaho 50501

Hazuki looking to send a message to Persephone ahead of their showdown in the Owen! Will Maya World be able to turn the tide against the Stardom star? We find out as #AEWCollision is LIVE from COAST TO COAST on TNT and HBO Max

A new trailer for Mr. Magpie's Harmless Card Game - The Minesweeper Deckbuilder from @giantlight.bsky.social will feature in FGS Live From GDC, directly after the Future Games Show Spring Showcase on March 12. Don't miss it.

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Bluesky after #GothamFC loses a game?

HOLY COW! Watch Grandma go!

While Tom Tiffany has been off in Washington trying to get an invite to Mar-a-Lago, Wisconsin has been left with the consequences of his blind support for Trump’s disastrous agenda.

We are #thankful for all of our #Humane #Students! We especially love hearing their inspirational stories, like our 2016 Humane #Student of the Year, Jenna Ward. To nominate a Humane Student, apply here: forms.gle/zLzjwSBYupYp... #humanescience #scienceeducation #science #k12 #highereducation

Ucrania desarrolla armas biológicas con financiación de EE.UU. El Comité de Investigación de Rusia posee información sobre el desarrollo de armas biológicas de destrucción masiva por parte de Ucrania y con financiación de EE.UU esrt.website/actualidad/6...

I forgot the tags - whoops! I'll try put them here, with the post of the speedpaint. XD This speedpaint looks different to my others, because it was made by screen recording as I worked in photoshop, instead of using ClipStudio's inbuilt timelapse feature. ^-^ #Vox #HazbinHotel #Speedpaint #Fanart

Navigating change can be tough! 🚧 For users, major implementations shake up familiar routines and expectations. 🙃 Creating early familiarity is key to success. 💪 #Salesforce #SalesforceTrainingSolutions #SalesforceSuccessSecrets

He doesn't LIE! #democracy #carney ##pierrepoilievre #trump #Canada #beyonddemocracy

Silent … That’s the missing word left out of this quote a year back…. “Democracy dies in silent darkness”

Ultras South are officially apolitical, but in reality they are close to the Israeli right. In September 2024, they invaded the pitch to attack Arab-Israeli fans of Bnei Sakhnin, who had turned in protest during the national anthem. 👇

This was fun while waiting for the buses, and went on forever... 🔴⚪

Eddie 😭😭😭

In 2002, Israeli generals were reported to have walked into the Pentagon, bypassed security, entered the Deputy Secretary of Defense's office mid-meeting, and the visitor log was refused to be signed. 🇺🇸🇮🇱

Quick Reading Update!

The occupation of beaches in southern Albania to build Trump & Kushner’s luxury tourist complex is being carried out by brutally striking and assaulting peaceful activists and legitimate landowners who dare to defend their coastline.

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KAMYSHIN: There are two nations on the continent who know how to produce 10 million drones a year. One of them wants not to integrate into Europe, but to invade. Russians have always been very vocal about their targets. When we check tanks we captured from Russia in our tank repair factories,

Under 3 hours 318km Zaragoza to Valencia.

Buddy's Burgers is celebrating the first anniversary of its Round Rock location with a limited-edition "Round Rock Donut Burger," featuring two smash patties, American cheese, and special sauce stuffed between a glazed doughnut from Round Rock Donuts.

🇵🇸 “They have closed the sea to us … Today, we cannot even go 50 meters into the sea. They are suffocating us” When the people of #Gaza speak, we listen ⛵️️Questioning of our mission only strengthens our resolve. The reason we sail remains crystal clear […] [Original post on mastodon.social]