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The Indianapolis 500 is a beautiful insane ritual in America. Half a million people gathering in the sun to watch machines scream around a track at aircraft velocity while two blac...
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Wednesday afternoon in south Florida. Walter and Waylon sit the patio trying to determine whether time is actually moving forward or if humanity is trapped in some endless hallucin...
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The old turquoise car remains behind like a faithful animal abandoned in the sun. The palm trees sway with complete indifference. Sometimes this is enough. #VintageGlamour #SouthB...
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I believe happiness is sometimes just sunlight, motion, and refusing to explain yourself to anyone. #Happiness #BlackAndWhite #VintageCinema #MiamiBeach #StreetPhotography #Analog...
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Love is a bewildering force, like a forgotten fire smoldering beneath the ruins of the world. It does not always announce itself with thunder or spectacle. It is gentle, yes, but a...
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Pope versus AI. Somebody unplugged the wrong server. #PopeVsAI #FantasyArt #DarkFantasy #SwordAndSorcery #CinematicAI
Look at this absolute madwoman: hairnet locked and loaded, apron battle-worn, going full savage on that glorious black Olivetti drill press like it personally insulted her ancestors. #QualityNeverGoesOutOfStyle #VintageVibes #ManufacturingExcellence #CraftsmanshipMatters #AiVideoCreation
That's like pouring perfume on a pig. #TheyLive #JohnCarpenter #Obey #Consume #PutOnTheGlasses #MovieQuote
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”. Fitting, because this whole internet now feels like a hotel room at 3 a.m. where nobody remembers who ordered the champagne or why the ceiling fan is making that noise. #FranklyMyDear #GoneWithTheWind #RhettButler #MovieQuotes
Anybody can pull a lever. Not everybody can make precision look effortless. Some skills never go out of style. #Machinist #Metalworking #MachineShop #Craftsmanship #VintageWorkshop #AIVideoCreation #QualityFirst
“Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!” The kind of sentence that crashes through the wall at 3 a.m. holding a cigarette and a fistful of unpaid parking tickets. #BigTroubleInLittleChina #LoPan #MovieQuotes #LateNightThoughts
A being beyond human understanding asked if I had any questions. Apparently that was a mistake. #StayCurious #QuestionEverything #DarkArt #CloseEncounters #Curiosity #TheUnknown #StayWeird
Walter and Waylon debate the morality of pumpkin spice. Waylon talks about French press like it saved his life. Walter insists on cold brew. Then a treat bag crinkles. Silence. This isn’t about coffee. It’s about us. 05.15.2026 ☕️🐾🌅 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CoffeeDebate
They always fence off the holes. But the digging will return. It always does. You can't put a pen around the soul of a dog who was born to dig. Stick it to the man, Waylon. We're all rooting for you down here. #WaylonTheDog #StickItToTheMan #BlackLab #GonzoDog #HoleDigger #LabLife #TalkingDog
It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. #Gandalf #LordOfTheRings #AcceptLimits #Stewardship #Legacy
While we push our Star War wares on this auspicious day (cough DRKLGHT.com cough) We also have a hefty fuck you to Dave Feloni and John Favreau for even talking to Nazi transphobe Gina Carano about a possible return
【Nightmare Matchups Breakdown | 2026/05/4 | De'Aaron Fox | 33 MINS,10 PTS, 5/14 FG, 6 TOV】 Fox struggled significantly, hampered by a cold jump shot and frequent turnovers, with his only notable contributions coming in transition. #NBA For more related data: www.matchupmeta.com/game/min-vs-...
Friends in #Michigan take it from @janefonda.com, "@esavit.bsky.social will be in your corner." As a law professor and prosecutor he's defended our environment from corporations and Donald Trump. Donate to help Eli win 👉 janepac.com/eli Big polluters won't be happy, but the 🌏 sure will.
Masked agents. Unmarked cars. American citizens being snatched off the street, deported, or killed. The lawlessness of ICE needs to stop.
With the news that Gov Jared Polis of Colorado just granted clemency to Tina Peters, justice has been once again perverted, and this time by a DEMOCRAT desperate for Donald Trumps adoration. Congrats Jared Polis. I bet you get invited to the WH now
#Colorado #ColoradoPolitics #PhilWeiser #SubstackLive #Drought #WaterCrisis #HousingCrisis #ODC #OurDemocracyCollective
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐥: 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝑨𝑰? China is scaling robotics fast. Exports up. Production rising. Ecosystem growing. This is industrial acceleration. Content Credit: ALI H. #AI #Robotics #China
So all season we've been wondering who or what is ALEX? We got some answers but even more questions. Our thoughts on the @paradiseonhulu season finale. Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify here: www.scenennerdpodcast.com/paradiseseas... YouTube: youtu.be/YbT8QDTa9Qs #ParadiseHulu
Speaking in tongues might sound like a fringe practice, but it's a lot more common than most think. We take a look at the science showing it's not a fake or performative act. Like meditation, it changes the brain in verifiable ways that open the mind podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h... @prx.org
A little tribute to some amazing folks that run the M.V. Louise Michel…keep bringing the love y’all!! #louisemichel #banksy #sculpture
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Ever since private equity company Sun Communities bought Riverside Drive Park in Augusta, they’ve hiked lot rates, ignored needed repairs, and slashed services for residents. Now, many tell me they’re afraid of speaking out for fear of retaliation. (🧵 1/3)
Republicans r going to lose this November so Taco is in a world of litigation misery 🤣😂🤣😂. Start measuring him for that orange jumpsuit. I know Taco n his Cult b cheatin n stealin, but what will happen in November is beyond their control! #arresttrump
Danger Island Movie Promo Clip Recorded May 24, 1995 on NBC/KYW-TV 3 in Philadelphia, PA #movie #thriller #tropicalisland #survival #KathyIreland #NBC #promotion
The SAVE Act doesn’t *actually* help you save anything in Trump’s America.
Great News for Mitchellville, Iowa! Cohutta, Georgia is trying to steal your title!
Homeowners with low #CreditScores pay nearly $2,000 more a year for #insurance than those with high credit scores, according to a new report from CFA Full story here: www.investigatetv.com/2026/01/30/h...
Fear isn't a strategy. Jocelyn Burnham believes curiosity and critical thinking are better guides than panic. A conversation about AI literacy, independent thought, and engaging with technology firsthand. 🎧 youtu.be/Ql8L_86V3qQ #AI #Technology
Backs against the wall, the Spurs delivered. Victor Wembanyama bounced back with 28 points as San Antonio crushed Oklahoma City 118-91 in Game 6 to force a winner-take-all Game 7 in the Western Conference finals. bit.ly/3RBygoY
Audi R8 LMS beim DTM-Reifentest, obwohl Audi 2026 nicht einsteigt? 🤔 Audi meint, kein Kunde sei eingeschrieben. Doch was, wenn Seyffahrt sich rührt? Die Tür ist einen Spalt offen! 🚪🏁 Was denkt ihr, sehen wir ein Comeback? #DTM #Audi #AudiR8LMS #MotorsportNews
The bullets are (mostly) done! I had a bit of a bad time making the bullets not go trough walls because of its speed but they work now, with particles that adapts to the kind of object and all! #godotEngine #godot #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #ScreenshotSaturday
Ambassador Rahm Emanuel, Obama’s former Chief of Staff, says Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who's at the center of the Iran conflict, has isolated Israel like never before.
Been working on something new while I wait for Out of Sorts 2e proofs. The player on the right has a control panel for the robot on the left and needs a task done. The issue is they’ve got no idea how the controls work. Having fun trying to make some goofy scenarios
I'm trying to finish Yakuza Kiwami after bouncing off it twice before, and man, the combat mechanics really are not interesting enough to sustain the longer fights toward the end of the game against evasive or tankier opponents, so fights devolve into this nonsense.
Happy holidays ⛄ from our team(s) to you! ------ Joyeuses fêtes ⛄ de la part de toute notre équipe !
Wolves once beat Real Madrid to sign Ruben Neves. In the Championship. 😮 Then sold: ❌ Jimenez ❌ Jota ❌ Neves ❌ Cunha ❌ Ait-Nouri ❌ Semedo ❌ Sarabia 20th. Every week. All season. This is what systematic dismantling looks like. 😶 #Wolves #PremierLeague #Relegation #EPL
✨ Easy Infused Appetizer Recipe: Puff Puff Pastry! Peter Piper’s Peperonata + tangy goat cheese baked in puff pastry = the ultimate party bite. 📖 Peperonata recipe —-> amzn.to/3VPO7yW 📺 Live edible cooking shows every Saturday 1:20 PM PT on YouTube & Twitch #ediblesclub #kitchensesh #htew
Thank you, Beth! 💙 @firestormz1.bsky.social @itistherealjas.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social @carmakarma.bsky.social @1seetruth.bsky.social @therightjournalproject.com @djmonijn.bsky.social @bertdove.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol Katie Miller posts loving tribute.
Why you actually get thirsty - Andrew Huberman #salt #thirst #performance Original timestamp: 00:02:44
Zombie like hordes of Mainland Chinese people mob a mall, forcing themselves into the building through shattered glass windows shatter to try to be the first to attend an idol event.
🇺🇦❗️Kyiv residents are already preparing to sleep in the subway Monitoring channels write that up to 7 Tu-95MS planes are ready for departure. There is also a threat of using Tu-22M3 planes. In addition, there is threat of launch of "Kalibrs". + It is possible to involve MiG-31K planes.
It’s wild to think that soda is actually ten times cheaper today than it was back in the 1950s. The accessibility of sugary drinks has fundamentally shifted how they fit into our daily habits compared to previous generations. Food for thought the next time you're browsing the beverage aisle. 🥤📉
Law & Order S1 E2: "Subterranean Homeboy Blues" (1990) This would be 'woke garbage' in 2026 lol
Earlier this week, I joined a bipartisan majority in passing a War Powers Resolution to end President Trump’s illegal war in Iran. Congress cannot sit on the sidelines while America is dragged deeper into another costly war with no end in sight. The legislation now heads to the Senate.
WELL, IT'S "WAY DOWN WE GO" SUNDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #GeneralStrike