I was pushing Claude to ensloppify further and further until I think I finally broke the lil guy

a few years ago I became enamored with two midjourney srefs and wrote a script to do random concept spacewalks using these styles. now, we finally have the technology to walk through random subsets of the output harvest in a semi-cohesive style

oh lol yeah ok no that's obv unacceptable. banished

did you see the latest uap nft drop, anon? I don't believe it, myself. most nfts are just balloons (1/2)

tender

I have been one-shot by the gaussian beautifolds. you won't see me again for some weeks. goodnight.

lol. past me living in 2026 not realising screencapture technology has just recently been invented to solve the exact problem I was trying to solve here with separate screenshots (??)

just noticed

bsky caps videos at 120s, so part 2

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North American Wildfires of 2025 Wildfire smoke overtakes skies above Eastern United States. Time lapse shows drifting smoke over a 3-day period. Phenomena: #Smoke, #Wildfires. Timespan: 2025/05/31-2025/06/02 4/ #Canada GOES-19 CSU/CIRA & NOAA Learn More: satlib.cira.colostate.edu/event/north-...

Ukrainian interceptor drones equipped with shotguns are working effectively against russian FPV drones 🇺🇦💪 #RussianUkrainianWar #UkraineWar #Ukraine #War #SupportUkraine #SaveUkraine #StandWithUkraine #RussiaIsATerroristState #RussianSoldiersAreTerrorist #UkrainianDrone #FpvDrone #Fpv #Drone

The Alliance will convene and contribute to several sessions at the @worldhealthsummit.bsky.social in Berlin, Germany, from 12 to 14 October 2025. Sessions can be livestreamed on YouTube channel without prior registration. Find out more about our events > ahpsr.who.int/newsroom/eve...

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lmao whats going on

He’s got the glamour. She’s got the scars when the top hockey star collides with the girl who’s lost everything; the game changes. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FKWSJ3XN #SavannaSwade #FallenChampion #GuardedHeart #HopeIsDangerous

A federal court ruled last week to restrict access to mifepristone. The Supreme Court has temporarily paused that ruling until at least Monday, May 11—but we need them to reinstate access. Sign the petition: https://action.reproductivefreedomforall.org/a/protect-medication-abortion

The DOJ cannot become part of a foreign policy strategy without destroying public trust in the justice system. Once prosecutions start looking political, the credibility of the entire DOJ takes a hit. That is a dangerous road. #DOJ #Politics #ForeignPolicy #ShanWu #NewsNation #JusticeDepartment

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🏃 The Videos of that race are incredible! 🎉 Why not you?

Xavier Becerra’s colleagues don’t trust him. Why should you?

Planned engineered super-flu is coming. Be alert. #flu #COVID #vaccine #Godshealer7 #apocalypse #homeless #disabled #PrisonLife #prison #plague

Gov Patrick Morrisey

Perfect execution of title-winning bumps for Mikel Arteta 😅

🏀 Can Jaden Ivey win Most Improved Player❓ 🪣 I made the case this week on Buckets 🪣 @hpbasketball.bsky.social @actionnetwork.bsky.social tinyurl.com/6wszms6v

Nobody asked for this game but I'm making it anyway 👍

Tune in to our 30-minute severe weather special this weekend: "Weathering the Storm" on the WCIA 3+ app.

Went out into the wild. One minute of nature.

CUTE CAT VIDEOS — OR CAT-ASTROPHE WAITING TO HAPPEN? “Doc” is back, with an important message for everyone worried about the risks of unregulated AI (artificial intelligence) in the years ahead. He calls it “Artificial UN-intelligence.” What do YOU call it? #AI #parody #BackToTheFuture

Came for the politics. Stayed for the fish. Left with my heart full and my plate alarmingly empty. See y'all at the convention later! Let me know if you want to get involved in building a new American dream together & we'll make it happen. #Mayra4Congress #scdems #scdemweekend #DemocraticConvention

Heres the perfect example. Look how blurry the #PSG player looks in front of the virtual advertising hoarding, compared to when he isn’t. How does anyone think that’s acceptable quality for 4K Champions League Final coverage. It’s like the keying software is working with a 720p feed or something.

PP attacked the PM Entire video: vt.tiktok.com/ZSxs2jm1t/

Dear fellow Canadians... We got another petition. 😁 This time, it's to dig deep to find out all the shenanigans surrounding any criminality, of the separatist movement in Alberta I feel like we might enjoy this petition. Danielle Smith doesn't mind, she understands all about petitions. Sign it.✅

THANK YOU @ricardommarch @greens.org.nz "Why the rush to grant ‘automated decision makers’ the power over any decision made by WINZ? It speaks volumes that the priorities are to punch down on the unemployed instead of going after the big banks & supermarkets raking while people struggle." #nzpol

Local bus services could be at risk because of rising fuel costs linked to the Middle East war. I asked the Minister how the Government can protect them as this crisis unfolds

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'250 Indians Claiming Descent From Biblical Tribe Land In Israel.' tinyurl.com/mr2cymnp Everyone knows the true lost Israelites are in the Americas.

Repost by @JCMacriNBA RT by @JCMacriNBA: "And just like that... the New York Knicks are in the NBA Finals!" ICYMI, @JCMacriNBA's opening thoughts after the Knicks clinched their first trip to the NBA Finals in 27 years! Click to see original repost

Cannabis at 16-24 years old #stanfordmed #andrewhuberman #advice #cannabis #medicine #health

WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICANS

Totally peaceful.

Mario from the dark site "@PawlowskiMario Polish @TVPWorld_com just aired this, and whoever added that music to Pete Hegseth’s girly workout routine deserves an award." Turn the music up fellas.

Breaking: U.S. service members are reportedly rationing food in the Strait of Hormuz. Sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Tripoli have shared images showing limited portions. According to USA Today, rations are running low. An alarming sign of conditions in a critical region.

Trump just sold a pardon for $5 billion

A caveman mask was worn by a scientist to trap 7 crows on a university campus. Within hours, the face had been recognized by crows across a 25-mile radius — including birds that hadn't even been present.

I have thoughts on the Toronto Blue Jays' injuries thus far and how they can improve them with the power of Comedy

🤔 The perfect ad campaign for the Democratic party midterms and 2028, is using Republicans own words when they spoke the truth. 🤔 .

We believe true success starts with well-being. 💙 Caring for the physical, mental, social, and professional well-being is what helps us grow and support one another. In this video, our colleagues share how they safeguard their well-being at Planon. 🎥 Watch the full video here: planon.online/3Jfq8pW

Our South Jesmond Green Councillor Sarah having a celebratory dance to the news @greenparty.org.uk has hit over 105,000 members!!! 🌱When are you joining? ➡️ join.greenparty.org.uk #GreenWin #CommunityPower #VoteGreen #GreenParty #WhyGreens #NorthEastPolitics #GreenPolitics #RealHopeRealChange

The ZOLIQUEX Adult Portable Bed Rails Entrap and Injure. Users can become entrapped within the rail or between the rail and mattress. #RecallAlert #ProductSafety #HomeSafety #ConsumerWarning #SafetyFirst

I feel like the red light just adds to the furry plaps. What do yall think?

📊 Congress Activity Report | May 26th Congress held only pro forma sessions, but two FAFSA fraud bills advanced in committee. One targets oversight of aid disbursements tied to suspected fraud. The other would require identity fraud screening for every FAFSA.

There's no humility from these people, is there?

NIGHT SESSION IN PARIS! 🤩 #RolandGarros

Deutschlands Freibad-Saison ist eröffnet: >> Viele Betreiber sorgen mit Sicherheitspersonal vor << Am Pfingstwochenende startet in vielen deutschen Städten die Freibadsaison, aus Angst vor sexuellen Übergriffen und Gewalttaten setzen viele Bäder nun verstärkt auf Security-Personal...🔽

The death toll from the Israeli strike near Jabal Amel Hospital rose to 4 killed and 127 wounded, including 39 hospital staff members, according to Lebanon’s Health Ministry. 🧵

Six years after WHO declared Covid-19 a global emergency, are we any better prepared for the next pandemic? In our latest No Jargon ep, @josephharrisbu.bsky.social @bostonu.bsky.social reflects on what Covid has revealed about the U.S. public health system. 🎧 Listen: scholars.org/podcast/what...

GarCYA!

Gaming History for June 4th - Space Channel 5!

Mali 🇲🇱 Après négociations, les forces Russes stationnées à Kidal évacuent sous la surveillance des forces Touaregs qui ont repris le contrôle de la ville. Les pays qui pensent qu'utiliser des mercenaires pour assurer la sécurité de l’État est une solution se trompent lourdement.