'[S]he said[,] “If you’ve ever seen a bird masturbate, you absolutely know what that bird is doing.' Has one? Anyone? And then there was reporting on 'not stroking the birds in certain spots' (sic), prolapses and 'de-sex[ing]'. This was not on one's Monday lunchtime menu, but . . . 😵

Pace Jackie Edwards (1965), keep on running, because no tickets can be worth a faulty Voight-Kampff test, especially not for the worst cast member of MY SO-CALLED LIFE (1994-1995).

Everytime one reads beyond the headline into the first paragraph of "the news" . . . 📰🗞📺📻💻📱😱

"If you choose to live in the wind tunnel, you have to accept involuntary Peninsular blow-outs 340 days of the year."

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I fly far too often for my liking (4-6 times a year for work, and once or twice more for family), and every time I am stunned by people holding up the queue to take off wrist-watches (in 2026!) and to clear their pockets of keys, mobile telephones, and random bits of metal . . . at the scanner. 🤦🏽‍♂️

One last thought of cricket as a thing to pay attention to back in the mid-1980s. Surely everyone accepted after the shoebox of money under the bed and blameshifting onto the Devil by the hirsute one that whatever was being done with sticks and red balls in or out of whites, "that's not cricket".🏏🪦

It is June, and a publication of record demanded an invoice in February. The other publication of record (sic) had to be threatened and berated before settling. And they all posture fauxgressively about state corruption and ethics and economic insecurity. One no longer engages these vile scammers.

Alas . . . 🤷🏾‍♂️

Well . . .

We had no idea Jun Kasai lived by Satoru Sayama’s teachings. Infinitely fascinating guy. #bosj33

Heute vor 63 Jahren: Am 22. Mai 1963 zündeten die #USA im Rahmen von Operation Storax die Atombombe "Stones". Storax war eine Serie von #Kernwaffentests bei der 62/63 insgesamt 47 Bomben im Testgebiet in #Nevada unterirdisch gezündet wurden.

MK Ultra The CIA experimented on its own citizens (including children) and also on Canadians for TWO DECADES. They ALMOST got away with it. So evil and diabolical.😬

This agenda seems a little planned-ish to me…

Last year, the Admin illegally terminated thousands of grants at the NEA and NEH—agencies that help generate more than $1 TRILLION in economic activity. These cuts don’t just silence voices and stymie creators. They erase the spaces where healing, connection, and community happen. It’s just WRONG!

The WMA delivered a statement at #WHOEB158 calling for urgent action to implement the Political Declaration on NCDs through strong, person-centred health systems, investment in the health workforce, and inclusion of NCDs & mental health in UHC: https://ow.ly/IzYq50Y80oP

Your zodiac might reveal more than you think… 😉 Could it hint at your “criminal” side? 😈 What’s your sign? 👇 #ZodiacSigns #Astrology #Horoscope #fypシ゚viralシ #trendingnow #reelsfypシ #viralreelschallenge #wolink #ZodiacPair

Diagonal panning video from a very detailed shaded map of Milano, Italy. The full map is 12000 x 12000 pixels with 1 m resolution and is available at https://shadedmaps.github.io Data source: https://gisportal.comune.milano.it [Comune di Milano]. #cartography #GIS

🗣️ Rasim Ozan KÜTAHYALI tutuklandı! Aklıma, FETÖ kumpaslarından beri sürdürdüğü haysiyet cellatlığı, attığı iftiralar, yaptığı yalakalıklar, masum insanların acıları ile dalga geçişi, cumhuriyete tüm cehaletiyle saldırışı gibi şeyler geldi.. "Yetmez ama EVET" deme sırası bizde! 🗞️ Fatih ERGİN

It’s #InternationalReducingCO2EmissionsDay—celebrate solutions that cut CO2 emissions & slow #ClimateChange 🌎 Watch this animation (exxonmobil.co/3YKiDMp) to learn about #CarbonCapture, & try this activity (bit.ly/SEG-Carbon-Capture-Activity) to learn how scientists find aquifers to store #CO2

Presented without comment. A CBC News take on the current Taiwan kerfluffle. CBC is the Canadian government broadcaster and “About That”, a newish series often with an anti-American bent.

Correction: ICE and Leavitt protect pedophiles. #oligarchy #dictatorship #dictatortrump

“No system to analyze it—just a link.” This job ad’s video rule is a waste of everyone’s time. #DesignJobs #JobSearch This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/ndtsA9o

Your fried fish is ready enjoy 😀😀

Guangzhou South Railway Station is the GOAT.

🕹️ Free now on steam 🕹️ Free now until: Tomorrow !! • Terrors to Unveil - Day Off • Dino running from a FURRY: GAMESFORFARM • AquaDream Soundtrack

🎙️ Neue Folge Kult-Kicker powered by Sportstunde mit Pablo Thiam ⚽ Der Ex-Bayern-Profi spricht über Mentalität, Felix Magath, das Pokalfinale Bayern vs. Stuttgart, Nachwuchsfußball und Rassismus im Fußball. 💬 „Mentalität schlägt Talent.“ 🎧 Jetzt hören! #KultKicker #Bundesliga

This Nummus of Galerius (AD 305–311) is a survivor of the Roman Tetrarchy. In NGC XF condition, it captures the raw strength of a man who earned his power on the battlefield. The final silver-washed bronze of a fading era. 🪙📜🏺 Shop the legacy: 🔗 https://kinzercoins.com/collections

Trump is genuinely out here claiming he won the LGBTQ+ vote because he played a song at his rallies. Truly, who needs fundamental human rights or basic dignity when you have a track on the playlist? The unhinged delusion of this man is honestly exhausting. #momsky #sheshed

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** AJ’s Son Fights for Big Hero 6 in the Disney Top 5 Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 353 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #BigHero6 #DisneyMovies #DisneyNostalgia

Aston Villa 4-3 Sunderland 🎢 Roller Coaster Ride 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Watkins for England 🐐 Massive Martinez 🙏 Abraham Saves Day #AVFC

TV Tuesday - The Buster Keaton Show, "The Detective Story," 1951, finds Buster in the back of the sporting goods store where he is studying to be a detective. Falling asleep, he dreams that he is a private investigator.

I do not like Spiders, especially ones that spew fire and eject babies 🤣 #monsterhunterstories3twistedreflection #monsterhunter #vtuber #raknakadaki

Patriot Mike on the bridge Saturday. Come join us. It is time to step up for Democracy! #resist #goodtrouble #standup

Positioniere Dich, der Finanzmarkt verändert sich #FutureVibes #RealWorldImpact #CharityProject

LADA (Latent Autoimmune Diabetes in Adults): Causes & Triggers, Symptoms, Diagnosis, Management, Complications #LADA #DiabetesAwareness #iprkashmishra #AutoimmuneDisease #MedicalStudent

Are you a community group, an SME, or a farmer? Are you interested in delivering a solar or wind project, earning extra income exporting renewable electricity? The Small-scale Renewable Electricity Support Scheme provides a guaranteed tariff for 15 years Find out more at www.gov.ie/SRESS

Good Morning Beautiful People

Learn about MCAS, Mast Cell Activation Syndrome, in our new podcast out tomorrow at 5pm PT. Featuring Dr David Lyons Kaufmann. Longcovidtheanswers.com #mastcell #mcas #mastcellactivation #longhauler #longcovid

🙌 Say hello to Katie, our new Account Coordinator! With a well-rounded background in all areas of advertising and strong communication skills, she brings insight, teamwork, and enthusiasm to every project. We’re excited to have her on the team!

Aaaa já estou prontissima 🥹🥹

A loud boom was heard across Boston and parts of eastern Massachusetts. 🇺🇸

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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A kid has gone viral for being forced to ENLIST in the US Army as punishment for losing his fantasy football league. "I drafted Daniel Jones as my number 1 pick, so I kinda deserve it." 😱😱😱 Original post

Dogs after anesthesia 😂

OpenAI has a new “health” app… 🤨 From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.

#epstein Zorro ranch had lots and lots of dirt removed from the site. No permits this No permits to build anything new. They hid evidence, now they moved the evidence. #trumpsteinfiles

The last time we threw an office opening party, over 500 of y'all showed up, so we're hosting another one right here at our brand new office in the Castro. 📆 Thursday, April 23rd ⏰ 6:30 PM 📍582 Castro St

K’Andre Miller shared a special moment with his newborn son after advancing to the Stanley Cup Final ❤️

What happens in the Gulf doesn’t stay in the Gulf. Millions of families across Africa & South Asia depend on remittances from migrant workers in Gulf states. When crisis hits, those livelihoods are often the first to suffer 🎙️ Adam Hanieh on war, oil and inequality: www.equals.ink/p/war-oil-an...

Gothenburg, outside Liseberg amusement park, this Saturday evening.

🚨 Novedad en China 🇨🇳 Nuevos fármacos e indicaciones aprobados: de asma y sinusitis crónica a psoriasis e hidradenitis supurativa. 🌍 Más acceso a terapias innovadoras para enfermedades inflamatorias. #ChinaPharma #PharmaNews #Biológicos #NuevosMedicamentos #DengYueMed

Good afternoon

Day 4 in the backrooms

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It actually goes like this 😂

Só playzinha tranquila kkkkkkkkk #arcraiders #videogames

NEW: Caroline Nokes says the scenes of violence last night were "horrific and wholly unacceptable". The Romsey & Southampton North MP tells ITV News Meridian she "sincerely hopes there won't be more disorder on the streets" of Hampshire.

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