me when someone asks me about blood testing devices:

me and who 😍😍

obsession is basically just me with bluesky crush: the documentary

thank you google calendar for reminding me my birthday is soon i almost completely forgot as i purposely intended

CUNTISSIMO by MARINA 💙

FYP getting too hyperlocal this morning... 😭😭

BEG FOR IT BY IGGY AZALEA MENTIONED 🗣️‼️‼️

this is literally me if you even care

Turkey News - A Turkish woman from Edirne has been feeding dozens of stray cats every day for 20 years, even calling them by name: "Let's take care of the animals. Let's give them a bowl of water, a plate of food: they don't want anything else, just love" hispanatolia.com/en/this-mosq...

"The umpires did not know the rule. That's basically what this came down to. That is truly embarrassing." – Gary Cohen

3D camera experiments on "Evangelho da Carne". I don't know if I'm going to keep it. Let's see if it breaks the game later.

2nd movement from my 2nd Cello Suite. San Francisco voters, there is a candidate running for Congress who knows how to successfully challenge power and has a platform that’s better than any sitting congressperson: Saikat Chakrabarti @saikatforcongress.bsky.social #cello #sanfrancisco #2026elections

The new Kirby game has a custom vehicle market where you can buy other player's creations. Here is the best Wagon Star on the Market (MK6WSXQF). #Vtuber #KirbyAirRiders

Alex gets aggressive & ahead in this #SF6 Round like top Heels do, but Bison uncharacteristically goes babyface, Hulking up & following through on the comeback! Feat TWIS|NoahTheProdigy × FLY|Punk #SF6_Bison #SF6_Alex #StreetFighter6 Full Set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=37_y... #OnlineWarriors

Superman: Father of Tomorrow #1, Final Order Cutoff May 4th, In Shops May 27th! @kennyporter.bsky.social & Tyrell Cannon Interview on YT & Pod Apps! LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM!

Believe in #Beto 1-1 #UTFT #Everton 💙🤍

Day 61 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery Morning PT Exercises. Busy day today, so I’m starting it off with a positive mindset!

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Man wird sehen meine Herrin. Haben Sie heute die Presse gelesen? Sorry heute war ja Feiertag. Da ist das wohl die Presse von schon seit langem. Oh man, jetzt wird es schon veröffentlicht, was im Grenzgebiet demnächst von statten geht. Ob sich die Eber freuen, zeigt sich🤷

Your order will arrive in 1 minute 🤣 Nico Denz had his hands full on bottle duty during Stage 13 of the Giro d’Italia, delivering fresh supplies to his Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe teammates 💧 ______ 🇮🇹 #GirodItalia

Save this video to enjoy with the kids in your life! This is our modern take on the timeless nursery rhyme “London Bridge.”

This game is actually really fun. Sometimes you end up in these dragout brawls where you're both just rolling around strangling each other. It's hilarious.

Russians now hide from drones in #Moscow’s parking lots, asking, “Why us?” 😨 After 4+ years of full-scale war on 🇺🇦, cheap and persistent drones shattered the myth of Russia’s safety. War is now deep inside Russia. 🔥 #RussiaIsCollapsing #StandWithUkraine #MakeRussiaSmallAgain #SlavaUkraini

Where does Olympic gold medalist Lindsey Vonn keep her medals? Here's what she told @amnanawaz.bsky.social.

Real transformation isn’t theoretical — it’s measurable. 🚀 👉 Message us to start the conversation. #BusinessTransformation #OperatingModel #StrategyExecution #EnterprisePerformance #CaseStudies #Leadership #DigitalTransformation #Governance #ScalableGrowth #AltumWave

Come see The What Podcast LIVE at #bonnaroo 4:00 PM Thursday on the How Stage inside Planet Roo and stick around for some exciting giveaways from Lunchbox and I am Bonnaroo!

They don’t want Black doctors listed on a directory promoting YT doctors, but want to sue when they can’t get a listing on a Black doctors directory. Ken needs a folding🪑

Bathed in every hot spring in the "Siege of Osaka (Summer)" chapter. #Nioh #PS5Share

On Memorial Day, we honor the sacrifices made to protect our country by defending the freedoms they fought for. Sally Field reminds us that the true power of our democracy belongs to the goodness and strength of the people. Let us keep standing together

Admissions and Communications Assistant, City Junior School. Closes: 12/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/rga3bd. #independentschooljobs #londonjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

The Gulf Coast News Hurricane Special: Plan, Prepare, & Protect airs Friday night live on Gulf Coast NBC at 8 p.m. Be sure to tune in for tips on how to prepare for the upcoming hurricane season.

As a nurse and a veteran, Berline has spent her career showing up and looking after people. Proud to have her standing with us!

TAKING YOU BACK TO ‘86! For this month’s CAN I KICK IT? @songbyrddc come and celebrate the 40th anniversary of THE TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE *Live soundtrack by @dj2tonejones 🗓️Tues 5.27.26 📍Songbyrd DC 🚪Doors at 7PM, 🎬 Movie at 7:30PM 🎟️ Free Info: tinyurl.com/2khnv99x

本日のsoft easy！ジェントルフリューゲル❤️テレビの洋画劇場で初めてみる知らない映画の中盤のリラックスシーン(台詞なし)でかかるような曲。こういう曲調大好きです。クレア風？途中で泣きたくなる箇所あり。そのままの題名に❤️独盤 Something Sentimental Addy Flor and his orchestra 1976

Chelsea were crowned Conference League champions, one year ago today 🏆 And Tosin Adarabioyo was named Player of the Tournament thanks to Cole Palmer 🤣

#PitchYaGame 🦆 You’re a manipulative seagull flapping between chaos and kindness, outsmarting humans, solving silly puzzles and helping animals. Turns island life upside down, with style! 🎮 https://store.steampowered.com/app/2531840/Goeland_Seagull_Adventure?utm_source=bluesky #Gaming #IndieGame

This prophet of greed... 👹

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHINGGGGGG!!!! (hi)

A couple quick tricks while getting used to the new stick today!

KM10 Golden Boot Gala: Excellence on the Field, Glamour for a Night. Book now they going fast soulnightevents.com #FIFAWorldCup #WeAre26 #KylianMbappe #AllezLesBleus #France #Football #WorldCup2026 #soulnightevents

oh what a beautiful day to be a curious fae 🧚🏼✨ Are you a curious one too…

filling the pleometric-shaped hole in the bsky simcluster by exiling him to the tuvan dimension, where you can visit him any time (this is discouraged in the strongest possible terms. please do not do this)

You would call it a too dangerous adventure. Valere and Zale call it a tuesday! #SeaofStars

Tercer jefe de Chip & Dale... y bueno... este termino siendo de los que realmente exigieron más concentración y buenos saltos #Videojuegos #Retro #ChipandDale #NES #switch2

Ghana’s Political Storm – Steve Hendrix with the ‘Global Minute’

Kuwaiti-American journalist Ahmed Shihab-Eldin has been detained in Kuwait since March 3 for sharing publicly available, verified footage. Kuwaiti authorities must release him immediately and unconditionally. Sign the petition to make your voice heard.⤵️ cpj.movements.mov/pet/kuwait-r...

Total Nileation, the podcast that brings you the good news you should be getting but aren't has new episode every other week. Link in bio!

Der stabilste Bienenstand? Simpel & Günstig! Minimaler Aufwand, maximaler Halt! 🐝 Bernhard zeigt: 2 Rasengittersteine + 2 Kanthölzer = die perfekte Basis für deine Beuten. 🏗️ Schnell gebaut & super stabil. #imkerei #selberbauen #beekeeping #earthday #gogreentogether #smallstepsbigimpact

Das Wesen aus der Unterwelt SCHÖNEN PFINGSTFEIERTAG

Caleb Williams 🤝 Zavion Thomas

RT @JomboyMedia: Foul ball directly to the nuts is as brutal as it gets

Saw a handful of snoopy birds being just lovely on the beach tonight. Normally black skimmers don't nest on the beach in SoCal; 2 years ago they did and had a REAL bad time. Let's hope these super sweet moments are a sign of successful nestings to come. ❤️ 🪶

On the streets of Tehran

AT&T Stock Snaps 6-Day Losing Streak—Is a Cash Flow Surge Coming? #Shorts

Top 10 Politics Nigeria🙄🚀 - ‘I’ve Endured Enough’ – Aisha Yesufu Blows Hot at NDC Secretariat [VIDEO] - Rivers APC Leadership Nullifies Primaries After Court Ruling Read 🚀 - seefinish.com/politics-in-nigeria/ 🎁 Shop @ ZUMAFIND.COM 🇳🇬 #aishayesufu #ndc #riversapc #primaries

Indiana reporter says his credential was revoked over reporting about Caitlin Clark's injury espn.com/app

Orson Welles makes resolution junkies out of us all, and bless him for it. 😍 #TheLadyfromShanghai #TheNoirCollective

Some Russians today laid flowers at the grave of Alexei Navalny. The opposition leader, murdered by Putin 2 years ago, would have been 50 today. At Borisovskoe cemetery, security controls were set up. Navalny's parents, Lyudmila + Anatoly Navalny, attended the memorial service.

Congratulations Dr Tom Kelly. Welcome to the team! #LoveQUB @qubstaff.bsky.social