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FYP getting too hyperlocal this morning... 😭😭

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BEG FOR IT BY IGGY AZALEA MENTIONED 🗣️‼️‼️

me when bluesky crush tells a joke 🥰🥰

thank you google calendar for reminding me my birthday is soon i almost completely forgot as i purposely intended

me when someone asks me about blood testing devices:

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Dancing buildings... googlemapsmania.blogspot.com/2026/02/poly...

Alex gets aggressive & ahead in this #SF6 Round like top Heels do, but Bison uncharacteristically goes babyface, Hulking up & following through on the comeback! Feat TWIS|NoahTheProdigy × FLY|Punk #SF6_Bison #SF6_Alex #StreetFighter6 Full Set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=37_y... #OnlineWarriors

We’ve been doing the work to build back our police to deliver the service and safety that people expect.

I spoke to Middle East peace activist Aziz Abu-Sarah who shared how his brother was tortured to death in an Israeli prison. As you see people smearing Nick Kristof for writing about the horrors in Israeli prisons ask them where is Aziz's brother? Perhaps they know bc they deny it all.

was over here turning a ring jug, and figured id take time to show yall a trick. these forms are notorious for forming cracks at the join, but this technique increases the surface area of the join improving the situation significantly #pottery #folkart #stoneware #handmade #humanmade

Subnautica 2 Advanced Battery guide: find the Battery V2 blueprint, craft the recipe, farm Conduit Crystal Strong Acid Silver Ingot and power expeditions. Read: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/subn... #Subnautica2 #Subnautica #Gaming #IndieGame #SurvivalGame #Underwater #GamingTips #GameGuide

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FROM LAST YEAR: Released On This Day (4/8/1969): Bob Dylan’s Nashville Skyline #releasedonthisday #bobdylan #nashvilleskyline #countrymusic #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords #music

🚀 Great news for social media fans! Robopost's new AI-powered 'From Images' feature makes creating posts super simple. Just upload your images, pick a tone, and let the AI handle the rest! #SocialMedia #AI #Robopost

Did anyone go see The Sheep Detectives? How was the movie? I don't understand why it was only in theaters one day. It's not going to stream on Amazon Prime until July. #nicholasgalitzine #thesheepdetectives #flick

Just been asked if I would like to take a trip to the beach.

Fantasy romance with dark romance tension and gothic horror teeth. A Debt of Shattered Hope lives where obsession, cruelty, and dangerous chemistry collide. #faeromance

Uwaga,uwaga,uwaga. Nadchodzi 😁😁😜😜

The Gulf Coast News Hurricane Special: Plan, Prepare, & Protect airs Friday night live on Gulf Coast NBC at 8 p.m. Be sure to tune in for tips on how to prepare for the upcoming hurricane season.

Ich will heute mit euch den Kainè-Story-Run abschließen, damit nächste Woche Platz für neues ist! 💜 Darum sind wir heute bereits 15:00 da! 🤩 Danach geht's planmäßig in die Elden Ring Seamless-Coop mit Zerxis & Volturi0n! 🗡️ 😈 twitch.tv/NinTacchi 👿 1/2

Happy St Brigit's Day! (this bank holiday brought to you by the Green Party)

We zitten al weken in een wankel staakt-het-vuren tussen Iran en de Verenigde Staten. Zijn er op dit moment militaire activiteiten en wordt er nog geschoten? Volgens oud-commandant Landstrijdkrachten Mart de Kruif: #pauwendewit

Een onafhankelijke commissie van de World Health Organization, waar Ernst Kuipers deel van uitmaakt, waarschuwt dat klimaatverandering een catastrofale bedreiging vormt voor de volksgezondheid. Over welke dreiging spreekt Ernst Kuipers precies? #pauwendewit

the tell me ‘ you ain’t watching the game Lord‘ ALLEGED #KNICKS fans are OUT…😏 #KnicksSky #KnicksBlueSkies

Try the Scallywags demo: a strategic pirate crew-management roguelike where you upgrade your ship, learn fantastical skills, and hunt Aces for treasure. Play the demo: playtester.io/scallywags #IndieGaming #GameDev #Gaming #IndieDev #IndieGame

A little boy knocked on a stranger’s door asking for food because he smelled the grill. The response he got has social media in a full debate right now. 👀

🏅🎉 Join us in congratulating Miguel, CMA’s Director of Day Habilitation Services, on completing the Philadelphia Marathon! His family was there cheering him on as he crushed all 26.2 miles. Way to go, Miguel! 👏💙 #CMACommunity #PhillyMarathon

Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella es un ser despreciable. En este video de archivo, que yo no conocía, admite (entre risas) haber matado tres gatos lanzándolos desde una gran altura para comprobar si caían parados. @DELAESPRIELLAE, No te metas con los gatos, enfermo hiju%puta.

Continua el desacuerdo entre sindicatos educativos y la Generalitat Valenciana ▪️ Un 91 % del profesorado no universitario ha rechazado la oferta propuesta, y el 80 % se ha manifestado a favor de mantener la huelga indefinida 🎙️ María Paredes

Horrible pictures from Kyiv and other areas. Russia targeted civilians. In their sleep.

Umthathi-nxaxheba uthe iSecond Chance Matric Programme inike ulwazi olubalulekileyo, ithemba kunye nokhuthazo kubafundi nakubantu abafuna ukuphucula iziphumo zabo nokwakha ikamva elingcono. www.facebook.com/share/v/17m7...

#OTD in 2022, Real Madrid won the Champions League final against Liverpool 1–0 via a 59th-minute goal from Vinícius Júnior, assisted by Federico Valverde, for a record-extending 14th title. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liverpool 0-1 Real Madrid 🇪🇸 #UCL #LIVRMA | May 28, 2022

Must watch 🚨: Muslim Westerner argues that Aisha wasn’t a minor and got schooled with his own Hadith 🤦🏻 Note: this hadith is canon and Aisha 'mother of all believers' is the source.

On the North Island, clean energy and natural resources are powering a hopeful future — where young people thrive, and reconciliation drives prosperity. 🎥 Watch my statement in the Legislature. youtu.be/LS7wJfFGae0?fe… #CleanEnergy #NorthIsland #Bcpoli #Nanaimo

Tercer jefe de Chip & Dale... y bueno... este termino siendo de los que realmente exigieron más concentración y buenos saltos #Videojuegos #Retro #ChipandDale #NES #switch2

That would explain her reaction...🤔❄️❄️

Michael, a PhD student at the University of Toronto and associate graduate student at Perimeter Institute, recalls the online Quantum Gravity 2020 conference that completely reframed how he thought about his research path. What single event reshaped your academic trajectory?

🏀Chet throws shades 😎at NBA Finals Game 2 press conference. Holmgren calls Caruso the GOAT after reporter calls Caruso old. “Don't disrespect our GOAT like that man.” #nbafinals #okcthunder #okc #chetholmgren #chutthead #pacers #caruso #nba #BeavisandButtHead #snarklebark

In case you missed it: King Charles addressed Congress, the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act, Comey was indicted, a shooter targeted Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and DACA protections weakened. Quite a week. Take a closer look at what happened.

Kuwaiti-American journalist Ahmed Shihab-Eldin has been detained in Kuwait since March 3 for sharing publicly available, verified footage. Kuwaiti authorities must release him immediately and unconditionally. Sign the petition to make your voice heard.⤵️ cpj.movements.mov/pet/kuwait-r...

City fans on Twitter are currently trending on the platform by unifying avatars to promote belief in the team for the comeback against Real Madrid on Tuesday

My Hero Academia (Season 5) The first half of this season admittedly had me tapping my foot because it's another tournament arc and I'm like "ok, I kinda wanna get a move on", but the second half is probably two of the most loaded arcs so far. Definitely feels like it's gearing up for a 3rd act.

"Progress dealing with the climate crisis isn't a scientific question; it's a political question." A tragedy unfolded in Washington even before Trump 2.0. Read an analysis of that period at www.routledge.com/Climate-Deni... #ClimateBrawl

Listen as TXST President Kelly Damphousse talks with head coach of TXST women’s basketball team, Coach Z, on the importance of supporting women and girls in sports.

Legend of the Liquid Sword (Dir: Yeung Wai-Yip, Wong Jing, Action Dir: Lau Shung-Fung) If you can suffer through some pretty lame comedy, there's some pretty spectacular action to be seen in this early Aaron Kwok starrer. Let's rock with the Kwok!

"the concern is that Tulsi Gabbard who had the job previously, and now that it’s Bill Pulte filling in for her as acting, that they could MANUFACTURE or cite some piece of intelligence and claim that election machines, let’s say in Fulton County Georgia, have been taken over by a foreign nation...."

#cats #birdsong Cat appreciating birdsong (Yes, there's sound)

Haven't played #TekkenDarkResurrection since I was in high school I still remember the glory days when me and a couple of friends host various Tekken Tournaments before class started or during out lunch break. This game got me into playing Tekken more competitively. #RetroGaming #PSPClassics

Indiana reporter says his credential was revoked over reporting about Caitlin Clark's injury espn.com/app

I can smell that section from here. #Cubs #GoCubsGo #TheLoo

This moment takes on a whole new meaning when you realize that, in the book, Katniss had only one chance to alter the course of history. With her single arrow, she chose to eliminate the emerging tyrant, leaving the old one to face the judgment of the crowd.

#happybirthday to the amazing Kelly! We are so lucky to have you a part of #wentyscihealth

That looks super well done!