Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltschildkrötentag". Ab und zu taucht eine in meinen mythischen Träumen auf, der ich folgen soll. Aber sie ist immer zu schnell für mich. Dann reite ich lieber auf einer Riesenschildkröte in den Sonnenuntergang. Allen einen schönen Samstag 🫶

Noch ein frohes und besinnliches Osterfest. Wünsche einen schönen Nachmittag 🍀🐇🥚

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Papierfliegers". Ich habe da leider kein Talent für. Ich habe auch schon ein paar in meinem Leben gebastelt, aber keiner flog bisher. Vermutlich bin ich zu schwer für die Dinger. Heute versuche ich es noch mal 😬 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Delfine". Wird Zeit, bei der Krankenkasse mal wieder wegen einer Delfin-Therapie anzufragen. Letztes mal haben die mir nur eine Dose Thunfisch geschickt. Wünsche allen noch einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag des Tanzes". Da mein mein Bein seit Wochen schmerzt, wackel ich dann nur etwas mit den Zehen, das muss reichen. Schließlich muss ich morgen Nacht noch in den Mai torkeln. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Banane". Aus der Sesamstraße habe ich von Ernie gelernt, wenn man sich Bananen in die Ohren steckt, hält es die Krokodile fern. Wer das noch kennt, ist alt. Leider habe ich sehr kleine Ohren. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Hamburgers". Damit ist wohl die Speise gemeint. Als Alien verwechsle ich das beim Essen manchmal. Dann rufe ich gleich beim Besitzer des nächsten Imbisswagens an und empfehle ihm, vor meiner Wohnung zu parken. Einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Kaktus". Bald haben wir frei nach Helge Schneider wieder: "Sommer, Sonne Kaktus". Bis dahin gieße ich den kleinen grünen Kaktus auf meinem imaginären Balkon. Vergessen Sie auch den Muttertag nicht! Schönen Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖🍺 Heute ist "Tag des Deutschen Bieres" denn wir feiern es zum Ehrentag des Deutschen Reinheitsgebotes. Mir ist es aber egal, aus welchem Land mein Bier kommt, solange es schmeckt. Außerdem ist hier heute gutes Grillwetter, das passt ja. Schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Doppelgänger". Da ich keinen Doppelgänger von mir gefunden habe, musste ich mich mit aussermenschlichen Technik klonen. Nun sitzt mein "Doppelgänger" neben mir auf der Couch, schaut Netflix und frisst den Kühlschrank leer. Schönen Montag 🫶

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【Dream Matchups Breakdown | 2026/05/20 | Alex Caruso | 25 MINS，17 PTS, 5/7 FG, 5 AST】 Compared to the series opener, the Thunder significantly recalibrated their rotation today by heavily ramping up Isaiah Hartenstein’s minutes. #NBA For more related data: www.matchupmeta.com/game/sas-vs-...

Born or unborn, life is a right for all 👶👏 Expected or not, every baby should be a source of joy. https://righttolife.org.uk/news/british-nurses-deliver-premature-baby-on-flight-to-philippines

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MMA TRAINING SESSION TAKES A WILD TURN AFTER INEXPERIENCED PAD HOLDER GETS DROPPED DURING DRILLS

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Faiza Shaheen grills Louis Mosley, Palantir’s UK boss, on the tech giant’s controversial track record 👀

Bubsy 4D Launch Trailer #Atari #Bubsy4D #Gaming

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🇸🇪🇺🇦President Zelenskyy: I am grateful to Sweden for its principled support for our movement toward the European Union. We are counting on the opening of the negotiating clusters very soon – everything is ready for this.

Breaking: Blue Origin’s two-stage heavy-lift orbital rocket New Glenn exploded on the launch pad in Florida during a static fire test on Thursday. The incident occurred shortly after engine ignition, producing a powerful explosion followed by a large mushroom cloud. The cause hasn't been determined.

Do it, ya know you want one!

Fire giants appearing volcanic areas of Iceland.

@Parodyjeffx Israeli soldiers raided a Palestinian family's home in the West Bank while the people inside were literally on TikTok live. Children screaming. Pure terror. Soldiers laughing and shoving people around inside their own home.

Investigating the importance of peat bogs in the carbon cycle Developed in partnership with University of Exeter. Watch the full video on @timeforgeog.bsky.social and discover how you can put your geography to... https://timeforgeography.co.uk/videos-list/carbon-cycle/short-term-carbon-cycle/

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We’ve heard from Colorado farmers who are worried they won’t be able to even plant this season due to Trump’s illegal war in Iran. When grocery prices are already high, the last thing we need is to put family farms out of business or ruin supply chains.

Capital raises and large contracts in emerging tech names highlight ongoing investor interest in AI infrastructure buildout. $POET $HEAL #AI Read More: aktiego.com/weekly-marke...

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Looks like LaMelo got away with one here

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I heard some archbishop dude deemed that little kremlin gremlin a heretic

Who says lawyers don’t have moves? 💃🕺 Richard Jaffe proving you don’t need a dance floor to bring the energy! #LawyerMoves #DancingLawyer #LawyerLife #LongIslandPersonalInjuryAttorney #QueensPersonalInjuryAttorney

🚨"Tear gas is being shot above us!" our Jon Farina shouts as NJ state police fire tear gas at anti-ICE protesters outside Delaney Hall ICE prison as police clash with protesters on day 9 of ICE prison hunger/labor strike. WE'RE LIVE ⬇️

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the beep-boop part of Lash Legend & Nia Jax's theme was annoying me because I knew I had heard it before somewhere

Olivia Rodrigo defends her signature babydoll dresses on Popcast: “but me, like, fully covered up in a dress that people deem to be, like, childlike was inappropriate. And I just think it just like shows how we really normalize pedophilia in our culture."

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Ok, finally getting a chance to watch GSV-MIN game one. Will try not to be too self-referential to the pre-game post in this thread, but it will sometimes be inevitable. riseofthevalkyries.substack.com/p/how-the-va... Zoom empty with Carleton—would love to shrink the floor more at the nail here.

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🦔 It's Hedgehog Awareness Week (3–9 May). UK hedgehogs have declined 30–75%. They roam 2km a night and need connected hedges. Our #HedgerowHeroes planted 9,377m across Herefordshire this season = hedgehog highways 🛣️ Take @britishhedgehogs' Pledge. #HedgehogPledge

Made it to the Weekly Checkpoint #gamer fam! I know it's a bit...charged...out there Take a load off with Warmer Wednesdays with Wing twitch.tv/awingedshield We're changing it up with some #SteamDemos Looking at #GoblinSushi first! Mayhap #BobaSimulator? #Eldenwood #VTuber #ENVTuber #neko

You've fought enough. Take a seat and rest... #indiegame #gameplay #gamedev #soulslike

It’s finally time. Select tracks from Mario Kart World are now available on #NintendoMusic! Additional Free Roam tracks will be released regularly. Stay tuned!

Kit Malthouse, Conservative MP for North West Hampshire, tells me he's wept after hearing the stories of dying and bereaved people. He'll be backing the assisted dying bill tomorrow.

Slave catchers only serve one purpose.

Emergency! S06E19 - The Boat Clip number 0061 #KMG-365 #emergency

Democrats need a bold agenda for people to vote FOR. Child care capped at $10/day, down payment assistance, student loan relief. These are tangible proposals that Democrats need to fight for.

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