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Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Towel Day - der intergalaktische Handtuchtag". Ich werde ins Raumschiff steigen und mit meinen Handtüchern unbewohnte Planeten für mich reservieren, bevor die Menschen mit ihren Liegestühlen, Badetüchern und Cocktails kommen. Mit dem Mars fange ich an. Schönen Pfingstmontag 🫶

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