When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance

They massacred my baby, I fart harder than this fucking shotgun.

I want to give y'all an update on the relocation so far. I've made a video giving the play by play but here's the TL;DR - We're approved for an apt in PNW - TX landlord wants >$8,000 to break lease - In talks with relocation orgs to help Love y'all 💙 gofund.me/803610dfa linktr.ee/bageltiger

This game continues to allow my dog out

I love that this game again, allows me to play like the apex that I am, ambush and ankle sweep. Goddamn this team wipe is so fucking filthy, I LOVE IT #marathon

I want to give y'all an update on the relocation so far. I've made a video giving the play by play but here's the TL;DR - We're approved for an apt in PNW - TX landlord wants >$8,000 to break lease - In talks with relocation orgs to help Love y'all 💙 gofund.me/803610dfa linktr.ee/bageltiger

Played the long game. :3

I have already succeeded, because I am insane.

Me and my age-regressed fam

Whatever happened to just being nice?

How to fake an attack in four easy steps: 1. push 2. sprint to the police 3. crybaby 4. don’t forget the victim card. Nice France, Place Massena. Source: Rima Hassan on X

We’re at Third Eye comics rippin Daredevil blind bags. @stephsmash.bsky.social @leegarbett.bsky.social @ryanstegman.bsky.social @meeplemultiverse.bsky.social @vigilantevibes.bsky.social @hopsgeeknews.bsky.social

What does this mean for US supply chain security? The first fully domestic NMC811 battery supply chain for US defense is being built in Tennessee. Full story: aktiego.com/sectors/mini... #Defense #Battery #CriticalMinerals $SIXK

Der Bundesrat hat die Notbremse gezogen und die Politik von Merz gestoppt. Für die Regierung ist das ein Fiasko. Und sollte endlich Grund sein, umzudenken. Denn Arbeitnehmer und Beschäftigte brauchen dringend Entlastungen. 1/2

In the U.S, the future of drug development is shifting fast thanks to NAMs, like organ-on-chip. Watch the replay of our NAMs Live Talks: lnkd.in/gbdvkW_m Huge thanks to our amazing guest Danny Levner from @emulatebio.bsky.social and facilitator Zaher Nahle #NAMs #DrugDevelopment #Innovation

Since Trump took office, American men have shockingly lost 155,000 jobs. Blue-collar sectors are completely collapsing under his watch #politics #economy #jobs #news #Trump

Make a Video Like This One You post something critical of immigration enforcement. Maybe you make a video like this one. DHS sends a subpoena. The company hands over your data. Voluntarily. Your new label: domestic terrorist. #FreeSpeech #Surveillance #DHS #FirstAmendment #TechOverlords

"You have to find the soft spots and you squeeze" - Stephen A. Smith

The confrontation

Gases from buried explosives move through underground pathways influenced by #soil types and moisture. To monitor these gases, researchers have instrumented the #subsurface, surface, and #atmosphere with a variety of sensors. Listen to the full podcast: metergroup.com/podcasts/epi...

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“Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill that you’re in my head? ‘Cause I know that it’s Delicate” 🖤🐍

Einige Einheimische haben an der Seattle Monorail die Flagge der Islamischen Republik durch die Iranische Flagge ersetzt, die von der #FIFA verboten wurde.

MLB 2026 @bluejaysbot.bsky.social 4 @ny-yankees.bsky.social 5 #ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱᴘʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢᴛʜᴇɴᴇᴡꜱ 🤍

History’s most famous trial, in bronze. 🏛️⚖️ Struck under Herod the Great and Pontius Pilate, these coins represent the collision of Roman power and Judean tradition. A physical witness to the era that changed the world forever. Starting at $XX.XX. 🪙🕊️ Shop the legacy: Kinzercoins.com

@zackpolanski.bsky.social says "no" to Palantir, so can you. Find out if your local NHS is using Palantir's software 👇 goodlaw.social/658abc

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Trump’s NSPM 7 flags “domestic threats” based on beliefs, not actions. Anti Americanism. Views on race, gender, migration. “Hostility” to traditional values. None of it is defined. That is the danger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlhAMdxHXg

How Broken Is England? Once proud of our freedom — now punished for speaking out. When protesters for justice are branded terrorists, who’s really breaking England? #HowIsEnglandBroken #StandForTruth #FreeSpeech #TruthMatters #UKPolitics

Russian philosopher Dugin has proposed rationing internet access for Russians, granting it for good behavior.

Indie Retro News: Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo is coming to the Commodore 64/128 by RetroGL! [UPDATE] www.indieretronews.com/2024/10/supe... #retrogaming #gaming #c64 #commodore64 @c64cade.com

Enjoy this excerpt from the Greenwich Trio’s stirring performance of Rebecca Clarke’s Piano Trio 🎻 Part of the Sunday Concerts series, the programme celebrated International Women’s Day with powerful works by women composers, performed by one of the UK’s top chamber ensembles.

Two women are accused of making up the story that a 5-year-old was abducted in St. Louis County on Monday morning. Police said that a car was stolen, but there was no child missing.

• A billionaire is running for governor • Global overheating is speeding up • Gary Griggs on coastal changes and climate change And more in this week’s free, plain language newsletter with climate change news and analysis for Santa Cruz County, California, 16-minute read cruzclimate.com

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Two bills are up for testimony in the capital today. Free lunches to more people, and requiring ICE to have a Judicial Warrant to enter schools. #lincoln #nebraska #news #politics #ice

Resultierend aus Videoanalysen nahmen am 18.05.26 in #Gera rund 145 Teilnehmende während der rechtsextremen & #AfD/#NPD(„HEIMAT“)-indoktrinierten Demonstration teil. Rechtsextremist Peter Schreiber („Die HEIMAT“ [vormals NPD] & „FREIE SACHSEN“) reiste als Gastredner an. 1/4

🎥A cheeky Glasgow tradition has been turned into a bath bomb, as Lush unveils a new product inspired by the city’s iconic traffic cone-topped Duke of Wellington statue. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news...

"They're a top team. They've just won probably the strongest league in the world." Sir David Beckham salutes Arsenal's mentality for getting the job done and winning the Premier League 🏆 Stream the Beckham & Friends Live altcast exclusively on @paramountplus 📺

Aaron Parnas: #KennedyCenter Bwhahahahaha.

Sec. Lutnick previously said he cut ties with Jeffrey Epstein in 2005. But newly released records show he visited Epstein’s private island in 2012—four years after Epstein’s conviction for soliciting a minor.   Americans deserve full transparency about Secretary Lutnick’s relationship with Epstein.

Resist The Orange Plague!!!! #Dumbestpresidentever #KINGOFTHEPEDOPHILES #BLUEWAVE26

Pew pew #pixelart

Daily Mario Music - Day 39 !!! Steam Gardens [Rock Ver.] ↳ Mario Kart World ↳ Nintendo Switch 2

A man in Lebanon recieves a call from the ‘israeli’ IDF army telling him he could either die alone or die with his family in the car. He ran out the car into a field and was struck and murdered by an ‘israeli’ drone instantly. #IsraeliTerrorism Video: Lebanon #1

Merz muss weg #AfD Nur noch AfD 💙💙🇩🇪 THX to Alltagslogik

Josef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @CRoPlus: 🎭 Improvizace musí vycházet z těla, ne z hlavy, podotýká herečka Klára Melíšková v debatě Plusu a Dejvického divadla na téma manipulace. Diskutovali s psychoterapeutem Jiřím Horáčkem a mediální teoretičkou Lenkou Vochocovou […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

Relaxing on the Hand after Dinner with Angus and Betty!

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Anyone else made the $3 MAGA meal?

amy’s redemption drive, on our way to get oomf

The prairie is taking off. Raked and burned a month and a half ago. The queen and her workers installed in the hive last week. The nice thing about the perennial praire plants is that they are drought tolerant, which is a very good thing. #Prairie #HoneyBees #GTFO

And we’re having the exterminators come in next week, so you might need to wear a gas mask for a few days… yeah, so if you could just get some plastic and cover up all the files, that’d be great.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 SCOUT: Picnic at the lake! MOMMY: The stinky fish carcass! HARPER: And a sip of fine, dirty lake water. MOMMY: Scout, want to explore? SCOUT: I don't want to leave my beloved stinky fish carcass. 1/1

Naming Life is Strange Characters - Game Game Show #LifeIsStrange #LifeIsStrangeTrueColors #LifeIsStrangeBeforeTheStorm #LifeIsStrangeDoubleExposure #LifeIsStrangeReunion Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/23hXXMr...

Just a quick #screenshotsaturday with cool Mech combat from my solo developed game: Temple of Eternal Suffering 👇 #indiegame #gamedev #Mecha #scifi

When Greg interviewed #JohnHiggs to discuss his book about the #KLF, the conversation branched into all sorts of fascinating topics, including the roles of Power and Imagination in human history.

I didn't want to be inside my own head today. So I got outside of it the only way I know how — I moved. Chest full of something I haven't figured out yet. Legs that still work. That's enough. Some days that's everything.

new digital circus episode was peam as always

Aufstieg hin oder her. Vom Schalker Herzen faseln, aber nichts für Rudi machen. Beschämend. Danke an Ender Ulipinar, der mit königsblauen Blut das geschafft hat, was der Verein nicht schaffen konnte oder wollte. #S04