The new Onion Infowars is bringing us Jim Haggerty, who is no longer doing silly his Porkin' Across America stuff. Now, he is bringing THE TRUTH!

If you are looking at the #BirdOfTheDay or #WadersOuttaWater, well, I'm sorry, but I feel I must present the Dark Side. Can you stand the truth of....Outlaw Birds!

Everybody, all together now!

Enjoying #WrestleMania, everyone? @lemonadegirl.bsky.social @sassy0210.bsky.social @nateturner.bsky.social @shannonmaebreen.bsky.social @gxro6883.bsky.social @cenobiteyogapunk.bsky.social @trublusky.bsky.social @alternatesnacks.bsky.social @oscuro-nube.bsky.social

#BirdOfTheDay is a criminal Seagull!

But, wait. They just released this startling video!

Yeah, Sassy. Another animal has a word to say...

Cats? You want cats?

RIP Sonny Rollins. Here President Barack Obama announces his Kennedy Center Honor in 2011.

Well, looks like they're on their usual #Caturday excursion!

Sen. Alsobrooks: ..."[Donald Trump] does not give a rat's ass about the American people or the rising costs. Over the last year, the president and this administration have engaged in a tremendous smash-and-grab — enriching themselves, enriching his family, enriching his allies." @thebulwark.com

Come join us at our town hall at the Dublin Branch of the Columbus Public Library! Details below: - Date: Monday, May 18th - Time: 7-8:30pm - Place: Columbus Public Library - Dublin Branch, Meeting Room 2

In 2021, I had the honor of winning the grand prize for The Smashing Pumpkins’ and Sumerian Records’ #CYRcontest! Grateful for the support from & everyone who believed in my music. The Smashing Pumpkins’ official YouTube channel: youtube.com/watch?v=qkv6... #smashingpumpkins #sumerianrecords

Federal prosecutors have announced charges against former Cuban President Raúl Castro in the 1996 downing of civilian planes operated by Miami-based exiles. MORE: https://www.ktsm.com/us-politics/trump-administration-prepares-to-seek-raul-castro-indictment-as-it-pressures-cuba-ap-sources-say/ 

The Sovereign Acts III is open to the public at the James Gallery until July 17. Curator Wanda Nanibush reflects on how the exhibition brings together history, humor, and self-representation in ways that unsettle assumptions www.gc.cuny.edu/news/perform... @cunygcarthistory.bsky.social

In celebration of Heinz's 157th anniversary, the brand has kicked off a new campaign. Additionally, Walmart is selling a limited supply of Heinz’s glass bottles—the eight-sided, 14-ounce classic drawn by Andy Warhol and added to the Smithsonian’s collection. Read more 👉 https://adweek.it/49X0nFe

484: The Pearl - John Steinbeck (1947) Intro Rating: 3.54 ⭐️ Watch Summary (6 min) in the profile Genre: American, Classics, Fiction, Historical Fiction, Literature 📚 Love books? ❤️ Like, ➕ Follow, ✈️ Share

A taste of what the exhibit has to offer…

Season 28 matchday 4 fixtures.

They need an HR department #helluvaboss #meme

This week, we marked #InternationalWomensDay. 💪⭐️ Our government is taking action to support women & girls and to put an end to gender-based violence. 💜 Canada’s first-ever National Action Plan to End Gender-Based Violence invested more than $500M in prevention, education, & supports for survivors.

Anti-establishment sentiment has doubled in the last 50 years. The status quo is failing – and voters know it. If mainstream parties don’t look, sound, and act like agents of change, they will be swept aside by those who do. 📺 @rachaelhenry.bsky.social on TalkTV 👇

"The fossil fuel industry continues to pocket massive profits and subsidies. Meanwhile, everyday people bear the costs of climate catastrophe – from rising insurance premiums to lost livelihoods. Those who shoulder the blame must foot the bill." @antonioguterres #ActOnClimate

#neuronuses know that when you assign numbers to names (nouns) you create nominal data #neuronerds know stuff #Nursingresearch #cogitoergostats #nursingschool

cassie’s me & u just came on shuffle.

Our scientists, engineers, and policy experts are working around the world to tackle the biggest challenges in the global energy system. Be part of the community driving real climate progress by making your #EarthDay gift today: give.catf.us/campaign/782...

They really gave Kamitani that big match long pause for her entrance in this opening tag #STARDOM 🤼

did they not vet the lyrics for this banger before CPAC Riyadh

🤖 SFGiants These ARE the runs you're looking for 👋

Absolute Batman - the process

Here she is, the first and only Orange Tip Butterfly that I've looked after for '10 months' from an egg laid in my garden last year. Last year was a bad year for #butterflies - hopefully I'll have more to look after this year. Isn't she adorable! 🥚🐛🥐🦋 #Lepidopterist #conservation

Erin bent herself into pretzels to come up with her ridiculously horrible opinion that Steyer would be better for LGBTQ+ than Becerra because she liked Steyer’s sound bite. It’s one of most disingenuous opinion pieces I’ve read, besides @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social bs re Steyer on climate.

Un coding-agent complet en 400 lignes de shell. Pas de npm, pas de pip, pas de Docker — juste `curl`, `awk` et une clé API. https://pu.dev/

Você pode acusar o craque Neto de um monte de coisas, mas de direita ele não é. (Vídeo)

Het tekort aan opvangplekken in het aanmeldcentrum is een grijsgedraaide plaat geworden. Opnieuw is Ter Apel overvol. Volgens Halbe Zijlstra is het iets ingewikkelder dan alleen de spreidingswet toepassen. Commissaris van de Koning in Groningen, René Paas, reageert:

This Sam Adams Winter pack is creeping us that much closer to the holidays! Look for it today. #beer #craftbeer #beerlover #jerseyshore #jersey

I'm older than Google! Kids laughed when I said it. For those born before September 4, 1998, we've bridged two eras. We used encyclopedias and landlines; now, all knowledge is in our pockets. Celebrate this blend of classic and modern. Wrap your tech in something that honors the journey. 🌌

Welcome to a Lucky Love share: With open heart and paws I send this to all my family (hoomans and pets alike), friends, followers and my future followers. ❤️🐶❤️ #love #positive #strength #makesomeonesmile #luckythepracticecorgi

Pinky the rescue dog 😃 TT: @glazersguide

Momentum loves follow-through. Starting matters. Finishing compounds. More reflections → https://www.amazon.com/author/flumultus #Flumultus #Momentum #Discipline

" You cut your bills by around £500 a year if you install a heat pump." Welcoming the government's Warm Homes Plan, Electrify Britain CEO Camilla Born tells BBC News Talking Business' @benthompsontv.bsky.social heat pumps are simply a "better heating system".

#DonaldTrump #gestapo #stephenmiller #pambondi #kashpatel #spiderkash #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky #Democrats

Whew, we've made it to the last day of #AAS247 and we're thriving! By "thriving," we mean we've had more coffee than water this week, but we've also had fruitful discussions with colleagues from around the world! Here's our conference survival kit* ☕️ *peer-reviewed by fellow astronomers 🔭🧪☄️

Hope you're having a nice day of rest this #Sunday! I'm having a second day of pain. It's getting tiresome. Thinking of having a pity party for myself with the big piece of chocolate fudge cake out in the kitchen ... 😧 🎂

Connor McDavid better put up a trade request and shop around to find a new team. The Edmonton Oilers will never win anything with the pathetic way they are built as a team.

“Thoughts & prayers.” That’s all our kids get This isn’t satire. It’s prophecy. The NRA gives the usual back-to-school message: conspiracy & profit > lives How many school years must begin with fear & end with memorials? #ProtectKidsNotGuns #NRA #SacredRebellion #UnconventionalPastor #BackToSchool

Whale-hello new followers! A sneak peek of what’s coming your way in 2026. Lots of science, wildlife, outdoor action, travel, adventure, education and science communication. Free diving shots: @jessmiocevich - such a legend! #2026 #adventure #travel #thisiswhatascientistlookslike

A nice moment between Zhang and Mertens after winning the doubles #AusOpen

What Trump is doing to Canada is politically and economically dumb. From today's #NoBSzone... Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/2tQH0wv... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Video: bernardgoldberg.com/podcast

I-279 @ MM 12.3 (MCALEER RD) 🕒 6:42 AM - 6:43 AM ET (3x speed) 🌡️ 49°F | Clear 📍: 40.575370,-80.093170

Cannonball from Brody! #AEWDynamite

What do you mean the Beta testers are hanging out with the Spino in their game right now and I'm not 🧍‍♂️

In 2024, Cam Valley Forum secured Sheeps Green Bathing Water Status, exposing pollution & unlocking funding. Reforms to Bathing Water Regs could block future cleanups by preventing sites from gaining protection unless they already meet ‘sufficient’ water quality. 💧 #BathingWaterStatus #SouthCambs

Good morning, y'all! Happy Tuesday! Good news: Leaving work a little early. Bad news: It's to go to the dentist. And then there's the gym after that. I hope you all have a terrific Tuesday!

2 June — UMM QASR, IRAQ The MSC SARISKA V was hit by TWO PROJECTILES while docked at Umm Qasr. The crew was reported safe. Iranian media linked the strike to retaliation for the earlier U.S. action against Lian Star, making this the next key ship incident in the chain.

Anyone making a cool indie game?

*SPOILERS* Batman #10: Joker's New Partner & Gordon's Future! LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM

The home where a notorious serial killer killed and dismembered some of his victims is now for sale: https://bit.ly/4oeEGXu

i will be in nyc in october :)