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Somewhere around midnight, if you stir your coffee backwards — counterclockwise, against nature, against reason — a raccoon in a stained bathrobe may emerge from the shadows of your kitchen and begin offering advice you did not ask for and absolutely should not follow. #RaccoonLife #MidnightCoffee
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