"Put me down! I'm the HEAD of the US Health Department."

Bessent: "Well golly gee folks, I hope-e-tee hope we'll see some prices go down. Eventually, maybe, we hope. If we cross our fingers and pray to the Lord. Gee willikers!"

Here's a carrot being inserted into an a**hole.

When you fall asleep with your Meta glasses on and look in the mirror the next morning.

"Habeas Corpus? Isn't he the guy that runs the funeral home down the street?"

"The Matt Gaetz Show" is a sitcom starring Matt Gaetz as a 1950's werewolf "with style" who pursues teen girls at the local drive-ins and sock hops.

Cat Goetz vs Tabby Bongino. Round 1 goes to Bongino with the "Nepo baby" reference.

RFK Jr. must have been thinking of the film "Scanners" which shows someone's head exploding or maybe his worm was still having a gray matter sandwich at the time and he was feeling a little headache coming on.

In Trump's mind, a beautiful woman lawyer is a powerful asset with deadly ammunition. She'll keep the courtroom crowd amused and distract from the Epstein Files.

"Follow "the Leaders" ............ yeah, that will work .......🤣

While Americans struggle to afford gas, groceries, healthcare, and housing, Donald Trump is worried about the drapes in his taxpayer-funded ballroom. His priorities are way out of whack.

@janeharrislondon.bsky.social talked to the Education Committee today to highlight what the Government needs to do so that every child with speech and language challenges, including the 1.3M children with Developmental Language Disorder, gets the support they need to communicate, learn and thrive.

A Must Watch video #IsMehdiHere #IranWar #Iran #Israel #US #ImamMehdi #ALRATV #Peace #YounusAlGohar

The corruption under this President is on full display. Trump uses the federal government to insulate himself and allies, while at the same time trying to silence his political opponents.

Billions of years ago, the Earth looked like this. Those structures are called stromatolites: sedimentary formations created by microorganisms, e.g. cyanobacteria. They can still be found today, mostly as fossils; living ones are also known but rare. #SciArt #blender #b3d #Blender3d

Nick Clegg is a strong defender of your data in the AI gold rush, Kate Bulkley explains why on The Media Club with @mattdeegan.com Listen and watch now: 📺 https://youtu.be/2be4amwbuFY 🔈 https://podfollow.com/themediaclub #Podcast

Thanks to Rep. Lawler's vote, this district is gonna lose $2.37 billion over the next 9 years. Hospitals will close. And that is going to hurt EVERYBODY, regardless of what insurance you have. - Dr. Steve B. Auerbach

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Thekla has a tall task in the form of three former AEW Women's World Champions! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

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✈️🇺🇦Combat work of a MiG-29 crew destroying an enemy air defense system with an R-73 missile launch.

Please join me in wishing @tallon.bsky.social a very happy birthday!

Celebrating my Homage to Scientists Heard, Franklin and Stevens: Prof Edith Heard FRS - Life with XX chromosomes, Rosalind Franklins X-ray crystallography Photo 51, first clear photo of the structure of DNA & Nettie Stevens hand-drawn significant scientific research drawings of chromosomes pub 1905

An American TV advert for the 1998 Playstation title, Pitfall 3D: Beyond the Jungle, depicts Pac-Man as a crotchety old man while he watches gameplay in a barber shop with other envious classics. Ironically, Pac-Man World would release one year later. @playstationpark.bsky.social

These indie devs made a game about a ghost town cursed by Eldritch horrors - Experience over 20+ gruesome boss fights - Punishing souls-like combat - Uncover the mystery of your friend's disappearance Tombwater has a free demo on Steam out now! #SteamNextFest #indiegame

What is one small, intentional action you can take today? #stoicism #swedishlagom #stjohnvirginislands #islanddonkeys #wellbeing

"Sometimes you have to make your own luck!" 😁😁😁 From t.me/pravdaGerash... "Is it safe to say #Ukraine does have cards in this conflict?" "We printed them." #Ukraine’s Ambassador to the #US #Olga_Stefanishyna on how the drones are reshaping the war:

The US is attempting to strip dual citizenship. 😳

Sentiment Analysis and Deep Descriptive Data Extraction Tools 12 Jan : nuel.ink/TiqvVN #NodeXL #SocialMediaResearch #NetworkAnalysis #HashtagAnalytics #SentimentAnalysis #DigitalResearch #SocialMediaAnalytics #DataVisualization

Which situations make your cognitive challenges worse? Prof Jim Jackson, Author of Clearing the Fog explains what you should avoid! #longcovid #longhauler longcovidtheanswers.com @drjimjackson

We *need* a California where both human AND non-humans can afford to live. And the next governor will be critical in that balance. Next week I’m posting about the CA governor candidate conservation platforms. You might be surprised by some of them! Stay tuned… #california #conservation #vote

1/4 www.instagram.com/reel/DYuFs7G... 🚨ISR*EL ATTACK AN ITALIAN TOURIST IN AL- AQSA COMPOUND🚨 Isr*eli police assaulted an Italian tourist inside the Al-Aqsa Mosque compound in occupied Jerusalem, claiming he was documenting settler incursions into the holy site. Isr*el is out of control!! It

Q: Aryna, when you play someone like that you have history with… the no handshake, is it extra motivation for you? Sabalenka: it’s their position. What can I do? I don’t mind that, I don’t care about that. When I go into the match, it’s all about tennis and sport…. (via SoTennis YouTube)

If the UK wants to rejoin the EU's Single Market and Customs Union "with all associated privileges and duties", they will be welcomed with open arms, says @jnbarrot.bsky.social French Foreign Minister #Brexit #EU #UK

🦹‍♀️😭 RANKING MARVEL RIVALS INSANE SEASON 7 SKINS! PART 2! 😭🦹‍♀️ [ #MarvelRivals | #Vtuber ]

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SHE IS RISEN! #HappyEaster #StarTrekIntoDarkness

What an incredible experience speaking with the Artemis II crew before their splashdown today. As the top Democrat on the Appropriations Committee responsible for funding NASA, I’ve fought to ensure America continues investing in space research and exploration. (1/2)

Republican Alabama attorney general candidate Pamela Casey says she's a prosecutor, not a career politician. But what does that actually mean for voters? #alpolitics #pamelacasey #elections

Chaos in Laos #Klimakatastrophe

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Went on a bit of an adventure today and found lots of babies! Spring has sprung i suppose. Here we see a Wood Stork and her babies.

1/2 www.instagram.com/reel/DZBLQS0... This has to be one of the funniest and most uplifting moments a follower has shared. Your voice truly matters. Never forget that local judges, local leaders, & people in their communities can create real impact & real change, even when it doesn’t

Happy Pride Month!  This June, we celebrate love and the right for everybody to be their best, authentic self. I will always fight those values, and I will always stand with our LGBTQ+ communities.

Yvonne’s Purples&Pinks for summer colour all year round on these Redbubble products. https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/80421197 #easygiftingwithyvonnemarrs #floralart

*Sheds some positive D.Va light on your weekend* 💙🩷💙

Stretch Your Mind, with Kanipavasana! #Yoga #InternationalYogaDay #KAILASA #Nithyananda

Chelsea's in her 💰 on this one!

Why are the 13 million lower-income families across the country – a group we call ‘Unsung Britain’ – so frustrated? Because they are working more than ever, and yet their living standards have stagnated over the past two decades. @ruthcurtice.bsky.social on The Policy Fix podcast ➡️ buff.ly/Wl3riSt

Tongariro 🇳🇿 Neuseeland Der Tongariro-Nationalpark, gelegen im Zentrum der Nordinsel, ist der älteste Nationalpark Neuseelands. Dank seiner spektakulären Landschaft und seiner Naturwunder erfreut er sich anhaltender Beliebtheit.

Weeping Over the Thorns A lament is not an attack; it is a cry of grief,,, The Fruit of the Spirit Love • Joy • Peace Forbearance • Kindness • Goodness Faithfulness • Gentleness • Self-control Against such things there is no law. www.tiktok.com/@27edge/vide... open.substack.com/pub/charles4...