Goddammit!! I really want her to make me bust a nut. I may have to masturbate.

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Resistance bands lat pulldown. Get that back to work! 4x8

Get those push ups in!!!

Sheesh! You ladies aren't playing on the TL tonight! Look at this! Look at this!

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Good morning. How are you? #bsky

The Knicks are going to the finals. Haven't been there since 1999. The Knicks:

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This guy really walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands.

⭕Les militants ont ciblé le site de #DSV à #Bristol une fois de plus. L'entreprise de logistique transporte des armes et des composants clés pour le plus grand producteur d'armes #d'Israël, #Elbit-Systems. Via : #the_aftershock_

Why are you talking to a salesperson about your new home? Small Smart Spaces gives you direct access to the designer and builder from day one. What would that mean for your project? #architecture #smarthomes

Mit dem neuen #Heizungsgesetz schreddert Reiche die Klimaziele. Sollte es am Mittwoch so vom Kabinett beschlossen werden, kann die Regierung ihre Klimabilanz nicht mehr ausgleichen. Ein klimapolitischer Offenbarungseid. Die SPD muss nun entscheiden, ob sie dabei mitmacht. @mikellner.bsky.social

Finding your millennial grandma's mix CDs in a future

🚀 Artificial Intelligence is revolutionizing biomedical and toxicological research! This technological leap opens incredible opportunities, but some challenges remain to be addressed, like providing quality training to the researchers 🔬💡 #AI #BiomedicalResearch #Toxicology #Education #Innovation

"Settler violence" is a myth manufactured by the UN in order to delegitimize the presence of indigenous Judeans in their ancestral homeland. #settlerviolence #israel #un #politics #mythbusters

How Gripping the Handrails Flattens Your Incline Treadmill Walk #fitness #fitnesstips #workout #health #gym #exercise

#NMR #Science #Spectroscopy

Join the Portland Chapter of HCAO on Saturday January 10th, at 4:30 pm at Zidell Yards for our Art Show and Silent Auction! Step into an evening of elegance and purpose—our silent auction invites you to bid on exquisite treasures, all in support of a cause that truly matters.

Olivia Rodrigo Tops Charts, Michael Jackson Movie Updates, and MGK Removed From TSA PreCheck #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

Xi Jinping fez um alerta a Trump sobre a Armadilha de Tucídides - um termo popularizado pelo cientista político Graham Allison - q descreve a tensão estrutural entre uma potência em ascensão e um poder governante estabelecido - dinâmica que na maioria das vezes resulta em guerra.

Chaos reigned supreme when two all-star teams led by @iamjericho.bsky.social & Ricochet fought all over Louis Armstrong Stadium during Stadium Stampede! Watch the #AEWDoN replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max PPV!

Americans on rising gas prices: "$8! We might as well get a horse... I'm a little worried. We already are paying more in the grocery store. We're paying more than we were paying before at the gas pump." And Americans are paying more for health insurance or have dropped it bc they can’t afford it!

Can you name the line-ups from Bilbao? 🤔🏆 #UWCL || #UWCLfinal

Heriberto Hernandez WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM off of Devin Williams!

We know budget repair is needed to reduce the high interest costs Australia is paying on national debt, but Australians are already doing it tough & cutting income support would only hurt those most vulnerable. A 25% gas export tax is a modest proposal for the use of our national resources.

Seeing a report in VAERS doesn’t mean a vaccine caused it. VAERS is an early warning system where anyone can submit a report, and entries aren’t proof of side effects. Scientists use VAERS to spot patterns that may need study. Vaccines are among the most closely monitored medical products in the US.

Photovoltaik und Wärmepumpe aus einer Hand – das spart nicht nur Zeit, sondern auch bares Geld. Statt mehrere Ansprechpartner zu koordinieren, bekommst du ... #kostenWärmepumpealtbau #Beelitz

YEEEES W O N D E R F U L SNAKE TYTY

South Carolina got blocked from carving up districts. Turns out people are tired of politicians picking voters instead of voters picking politicians. #SouthCarolinaPolitics #Democracy #RedistrictingBattle #PoliticalNews #Government #VotingRights #ElectionNews #BlueskyPolitics #Gerrymandering

I call bullshit. Caleb says he's not against anyone and claims he's just there to "preach the gospel." He wants to make sure public school kids aren't exposed to people or beliefs that differ from that of his fundamentalist religious group that he pastors in Belfair, a 35 mile drive from Tacoma.

"I think it's pretty grotesque to see him selling the future of our children and grandchildren down the river" - Zack Polanski discusses Tony Blair's latest intervention on Sky News

⚠️Do YOU BUY IT? - When Trump Names a Company and buys its STOCKS⚠️ #stocks #nasdaq #nyse #trump #thematrixnetwork

Happy Friday Beautiful People

What will happen today in the Teatime Travellers’ Adventures? Cue the Theme Song by Clay Aiken: Rewind ⏪

Lovely stuff on Sky News this morning.

mrcodydahler: #Iran #Lego #f'djt #Epstein #IsraelFirst #WarCrimes

#inflation #bitcoin #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Economy/en/bs/United-States-bond-rout-drives-Bitcoin-slide/1278853

This 2D game is getting along really well. #indiedev

Super Short Thought 'A look in the eye and a word in the ear' takes up what James has to say about real friendship, neighbourliness and ally-ship.

#rhoa 🤝 #doitforthedream 🤝 #welcometothew "yodel-ay-hehehe! "know about it drew"

Fossils from the London Clay reveal a warmer ancient Earth filled with giant, unusual life. Scientists use fossils and genetics to trace ancient lineages—even the distant ancestors of raccoons—living in a world of prehistoric giants. Watch The Mystery of the Giant Birds on Curiosity Stream

Not obtuse at all, dude. AOC is driving around with one headlight 🤪

I have asked the Prime Minister when he will act to help businesses facing soaring energy prices as a result of the Middle East crisis

Published yesterday: "North of #Hebron | Footage shows a Palestinian child forced to raise the flag to be filmed during the raid on Beit Ummar" on State of #Palestine 's #Israeli occupied West Bank. www.threads.com/@pbipalestin... #FreePalestine #Israel #MiddleEast #News #Palestine #WorldNews

BREAKING:l 🚨 People detained inside Delaney Hall in Newark say guards are beating detainees and deploying some kind of chemical inside the ICE facility. This comes on Day 7 of a hunger and labor strike over spoiled food, worms in meals, black mold, delayed medical care, & dehumanizing treatment.

Humanity is apart of nature, not above it! Your generation has far more power than you may realize. And if you harness that power, if you find your leadership, your issues, your voice, the world will not be able to ignore you. You will have to be accommodated! Believe me, I know that’s true!

Days of Baromir (Tales of Baromir Book 2) by Eric Johnson!  Now in English and Spanish! amazon.com/Days-Baromir-Tales-Book-ebook/dp/B0C8JZPNXD Dias De Baromir ¡Ahora en inglés y español! amzn.to/3OZMNd6  #sciencefiction  #cienciaficcion Follow @kimjohnson562.bsky.social for more!

IVANGELI. #GOSPEL #CHRISTIAN #BIBLE #ZULU #EVANGELICAL #LOVE #TREND #VIRAL #FY #CHURCH #GOVIRAL #TRENDINGREEL #GAUTENG #ZULU

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I-81 @ EXIT 66 (DOWNTOWN HARRISBURG/SOUTH FRONT ST) 🕒 12:42 AM - 12:43 AM ET (3x speed) 🌡️ 60°F | Clear 📍: 40.307650,-76.888160

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“Oh Clifford dear, you shouldn’t have…!” #Congratulations to Lady Katie Boyle #MyMy 100 today! The Queen of presenters, famous for wearing no underwear while presenting the #Eurovision Song Contest in 1974 - she did it four times don’t you know. #VivaLaDiva #Abba Happy Birthday 29/5/26 - 20/5/18 🥂

Μy 🖋🎬🍏🍎 "13 Strokes..." (#short #art #experimental, 2023) won 1 🏆 in American Filmatic Arts Awards: Best Foreign Short Experimental, NY, USA, 8th Annual Edition, 2024. 💖🌞🙏 #filmmaking #author #writing #writer #poetry #filmfestival #photography #shortfilm #poster

Ukraine's Air Force marked Kyiv Day with an atmospheric video honoring the capital Kyiv is home to 3.5 million people. Over the last month, Russia launched several large strikes at the capital, trying to break its resistance euromaidanpress.com/2026/05/14/r...

Food bank CEO: We used to spend about $14,000 a month on fuel for the fleet of trucks that distribute food to those in need. That's gone up another $10,000 per month. That is money that could go to food which now will have to go to gas.

From Lakefront Buyer to State Insider, Governor Kemp turns real estate sales into so much more.

Leaked video from inside ICE detention center in Louisiana shows starving men begging for "Food! Please, now!"

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Mortal Kombat, Sega, Nintendo, Tetris Cover #mortalkombat #nintendo #sega #tetris