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Every gear turns with purpose, every spring coils with intention. In this Oz, technology doesn't just compute—it contemplates. And it's been waiting.

Feeling a little tense? Watch this joke.

I Have A Sinking Feeling you will Laugh

"We're not choosing between worlds. We're choosing to save both." — The Emerald Signal of Oz, available now on Amazon for under $10.

Writing near Baum's birthplace, I feel the weight of every story he never told. The Emerald Signal carries frequencies older than the rainbow.

Ancient symbols pulse beneath your fingertips. The circle closes. The ritual begins. Some doorways only open when the price is paid in memory.

Quit Monkeying Around and like this post!

I tried to be good, but the demon inside me laughed.

Redemption reflects differently in waters that remember everything. What you've lost might not be gone—just waiting on the other side of the mirror.

ICYMI 🇨🇿 🇫🇮 Czech and Finnish Presidents Go for a Run in the Center of Prague Both presidents are “friends” with sports. Stubb has participated in marathons and triathlons many times. Pavel is engaged in fitness and running, kayaking and skydiving 🎥: Live 🇺🇦 #Pavel #Stubb #Ukraine #EU

South Jersey History, Cool Events, A Brewery & Dog Friendly!! #ColdSpringVillage #CapeMay #JerseyShore #SeaGlassFestival #DogFriendly

Cape May County Land of the Free: Celebrating America’s 250th Across the Shore #Fireworks #CapeMayCounty #America250 #JerseyShoreCelebration #LandOfTheFree

⛔ #Bolivia: Social movements denounce the arrival of #Näzi paramilitary groups to confront peasant marches, and the arrival of weapons

BREAKING: @chuygarcia.house.gov demands Bondi answer for her violations of the rights of Epstein survivors, protestors, immigrants and all Americans. Instead, she lobs insults at Representatives and lies under oath. Call your Rep. to demand accountability! #trump #epstein #congress #politics #news

Recent analysis released this week by KFF, the nonpartisan health research organization, reports premiums would increase 114% on average, and the people it will hit hardest are working families in rural areas like farmers and blue collar workers. #TrumpsWarOnPoorPeople Credit: @fubarpac

☢️ Catastrophe at Chernobyl, election elation in South Africa and Prince puckers his way to the top. It's Time Rewind for April 26th. 📺 Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more. www.youtube.com/@timerewind #ukraine #disaster #southafrica #democracy #prince #onthisday #history

"That should be a penalty, I was along side the mirror" "So let's just keep it cool"

Antimicrobial resistance has been growing into a serious threat, yet political action has fallen short through both lack of understanding and lack of will. The government must face up to this crisis and take the bold action needed to protect our future. #AMR #PublicHealth

Radical Love Powers Harm Reduction #HarmReduction #CompassionFirst Meet them where they are, love them there—tools like naloxone & test strips keep them safer. That's radical love. #OverdosePrevention #SubstanceUseAwareness

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line

#ItsFunnyCauseItsTrue Half A Rebound, B*tch...

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Prince William says he's 'hoping' for an invite to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding Prince William responded with "no comment" when asked about a Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding invite, adding he hopes an invitation is coming soon.

Hutson forces the issue and Suzuki ties the game late

"which signals its arrival with a sax siren, agitated drums and free-spirited bass, Mike Ladd leaps into the jazz deep end with his time-honed lyrical prowess and serious attitude" www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/thiefs-... Companion Playlist: www.submithub.com/link/slow-ja... #jazz #spokenword

It's not just gas prices: Auto loans, repairs and now motor oil are squeezing drivers.

👍Abby Smith's letter to the voters of Congleton North, explaining how she will work for you when elected. Vote for Abby Smith and #Equality on 21st May. Promoted by Jane Evans for Abby Smith, both of the Equality Party, Grosvenor House, CW12 4AB

Fall River police are seeking the public's help in locating a man accused of destroying a shooting victim's memorial. https://www.wcvb.com/article/fall-river-police-vandalism-shooting-victims-memorial/71413769 

I'm the best!! #gamingwithcameron #fortnite #gaming #epicgames #epicpartner

Shiny Recap #87 #pokemonstreamer #nintendogames #streamer #twitch #twitchstreamer #pokemon #shiny #shinyhunt #shinypokemon #shinyhunting #shinyhunter #shinydex #streaming #nintendo #shinyhunting #promosky #ShinyPokemonStreamer #shinypokemonhunting

@fjungmanyoloder The Official spokesperson for the US Government just told everyone to stop paying taxes. This level of incompetence is record-breaking!

Oopsie! Dave McCormick (R-PA) catches himself calling it the "Trump Regime" mid-sentence. Gotta love it!

PM Carney: "Led by the US, technological change is accelerating at a pace we have not seen in our lifetime. The US is transforming all of its commercial relationships, as is its right. The world is becoming more divided and dangerous. And Canada recognized these developments earlier than most."

What’s really in the Epstein files? U.S. Rep. Melanie Stansbury joins Chris & Gabby to discuss what she says she saw in the unredacted documents & why she supports a Truth Commission to investigate Epstein’s #NewMexico ties. #NewMexicoNewsInsiders Podcast out now.

3/3 in cities across the country! 📣Our free community event will be rescheduled — but the Fitness Court is available to you now!👟 Post your questions in the comments and hope to see you there soon! 😅 #Boston #MaldenMA #Community #Outdoors #NationalWalkingMonth #NECHV #VeteranSupport #Healthequity

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Caturday Kafka và những ngày mưa Đà Lạt

I'm having sex with my husband 💦 #nintendo #pokemon #disney #roythefox

Consumer News: February 19, 2026 A bad economy is a big win for Walmart. Amazon takes a news spot on top. Plus, tariffs don't seem to be doing much to bring down the trade deficit. #Walmart #Economy #Amazon #Tariffs

Being a credible global affairs reporter and commentator requires traveling to the frontlines to get the full picture - my quick hot 🔥 take from the Strait of Hormuz… #Iranwar

DEATH RIDING A BBC #AEWCollision

Tai Shan (Smithsonian National Zoo) enjoyed bamboo shoots on 5/20/26 💙

I feel like something is missing. #hottie #pretty #booty #egirl

Thank you to the Sacramento County Office of Education for hosting such a powerful and meaningful ceremony for Japanese Americans who were incarcerated during World War II and denied their diplomas. [1/2]

On Sunday, 40 people, 1 frog & 1 pup braved cool conditions in Colma to stand up against this brutal regime. Join us! #Resist #StopICE #ICEOut #ICEOutForGood #NoKings #RemoveTheRegime #StandUp #TeslaTakedown #KeithPorter #ReneeGood #AlexPretti #FreeAmerica #Colma #California #Indivisible

DO YOU WANT ICE TO HAVE $70 Billion AND NO ACCOUNTABILITY? Input Needed Before June 3 Appropriations Markups New Jersey Gov. Sherrill denied access to North Jersey immigration detention center as hunger strike enters fourth day open.substack.com/pub/charles4...

Would you watch Instagram on your TV? Meta is exploring building a dedicated Instagram app for TVs as part of a deeper push into video, but Instagram chief Adam Mosseri says he isn't interested in licensing live sports or Hollywood content. In other words, Instagram wants to take on YouTube.

Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon has a message for Black people who decry America's history of oppression: "Stop being a little boy. You're whining and crying about something that's ultimately your fault."

12 people were injured as a result of a strike on Sumy, Ukraine. A UAV struck an intersection, damaging vehicles and civilian infrastructure.

French Navy intercepts Russian tanker For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

KING KOHLI ADAPTED BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE 👑🔥 People used to troll Virat Kohli for playing "old-school" T20 cricket. But today's innings showed exactly why he has survived every generation of cricket. 👀 The game changed. Strike rates increased. Batters became more aggressive.

Lemon sour on a cable cart

WTF!🤬

Eric Trump giving this in that tweet:

Need a storm chasing romance in your life? If you love the Twister films, you’ll fall hard for Tempest Love!🩶🌪️ #romancebooks #contemporaryromance #romancesuspensebooks #booksky #indieauthors #mustread

Albertans won’t be voting on leaving Canada — many will be voting to send a message: “this will show Mark Carney that we’re serious.” — Jen Gerson (The Line) tells @jeyantvo.bsky.social what’s driving Alberta’s referendum debate and the risks behind it. At 8pm | Producer: @colinellis81.bsky.social

So here it is, ladies and gentlemen, here’s the line, and if you have to look behind you, you’re disgusting. You should take your fake Christian values, your higher-than-thou attitude, grab your fake Messiah, and leave so we can make the country great again. Immigrants were never the problem.

Jandira Feghali: "𝘌𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘴 𝘦𝘮 𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭, 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢" ✊🇧🇷

Failure is an integral part of the journey. You gain more insight from your losses than from your wins. Each failure serves as a lesson, and every lesson contributes to your growth. #FailureIsPartOfSuccess #KeepMovingForward #GrowthMindset #NeverStopTrying