Cross Rick Astley with Barry from Eastenders, go to the Netherlands and then sing it live. Viewer discretion is advised.

As you will all be aware, this changes daily, hourly, by the minute.

It's Eurovision weekend. And I believe it should be a live orchestra and everyone FORCED to sing in their own language even though it will render what would be a top 5 performance into 15th because Dutch sounds like someone clearing their throat.

PLUS!

WHAT IS A DOG SHEEP? And yes I have checked the lyrics on 3 separate sites. "Ha ha you'll never believe it Ha ha you got no idea Ha ha walking the dog sheep"

I'm sorry. Real life rant. Very tired. We know what needs to happen.

Me arriving on your misery filled timeline.

The raw footage of the death of Rodney Bewes in Doctor Who is GOLD!

Far fetched

“In 2025, these data center protests successfully stalled over $100 billion worth of these facilities,” says journalist @karenhao.bsky.social. Hao adds that so many communities are able to mobilize because the issue “really does cut across political lines.”

Next #CXLFireChallenge spotlight 🔥 An Australia-Mexico partnership: ISFMI & Biomasa field-tested Emissions Reduction Traditional Fire Management (ERTFM) — supporting healthier landscapes while creating financially sustainable pathways for communities. Watch the video!

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴. • • • #PatriotDay #NeverForget

When ya kids discover your playlist and dig it too!

It was a crime that shocked Spokane and set off a manhunt. A wife and mother, shot and killed while walking with her husband in Lincoln Park. Watch the debut of 509's Most Notorious Crimes: Murder in the Park Wednesday at 7 streaming only on KXLY+.

CORE Rules! ChimeraSHOCK! TTRPG in a world of Steam Engines, Bi-Planes, Airships, Black Powder, Super Science, Swords, and Majhic... Evolution on each world like ours doesn't happen all at once. Technology doesn't propagate at an equal rate. Cultures collide. #dnd #steampunk

Wemby taunting SGA lol

SHIFTERS. A sci-fi series by Kal Fulsom "SHIFTERS 02: Living with Humans" a.co/d/ddaGXP1 "SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01

GO LEAFS GO

Believe They’ve Got the Resources to Get Well | Listen UP Episode 6 - Marie McGuire - Out Now! Therapist Marie McGuire explains EXACTLY how belief in oneself (and others) is the cornerstone of recovery, in Episode 6 of Listen UP. EPISODE 6 - OUT NOW - lk2.app/luep6 #recoverymindset

DeBriefed: Europe’s energy-crisis plan | Renewables overtake coal | Colombia’s fossil-fuel summit ✍️ Written by @daisydunne.carbonbrief.org Read here ➡️ buff.ly/iQkVvh7 Subscribe to DeBriefed ➡️ buff.ly/J6uB9Kc

🔴 Comienza el #14HorasFdS con Ana Marta Ersoch 🗣️ "Miles de personas, 40.000 según la Delegación del Gobierno, 80.000 según Sociedad Civil Española, integrada por más de 150 asociaciones, se han concentrado en Madrid contra el Gobierno" 🔊 En DIRECTO rtve.es/rneaudio

The US Constitution is 7,500 words. You could read it in under an hour. He apparently couldn't be bothered. Or more likely can't read. New piece. Trump vs the Constitution. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/austinsi... #Constitution #Trump #Emoluments #WarPowers

Featured on KTVU 2 News, Ca Climate Action Corps Fellows & AmeriCorps service members joined nearly 200 volunteers for a #MLKDay of Service at Rainbow Park in City of San José. Together, they planted trees & restored green space. 🪴 Find opportunities at bit.ly/45Y4Vcx @cityofsanjose.bsky.social

Showed him a little Indiana Jones sentimentality ..........

Great to see that he was outed. Not so friendly neighbourhood Bobby 👮‍♂️ 👏👏👏

AND IN OTHER NEWS

Cargo Clippy stayed silent, so our Rust code is flawless. #rust #clippy #coding

Take this whole fucking flotilla, load them onto buses, bring them to the Gaza border, and release them on the other side. Don’t let them back in, no matter how much they whine. After a year, pick up whatever is left. They wanted to go to Gaza? All dreams should come true. #hamassupporters

Best start to the day Velcro-Pumpkin, Violet & George on gate duty

the algorithm in physical form. #imurme #brainrot #funny #memes #internetbrain

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How do you do your hustings? Our last candidate clinic was all about preparing for a hustings - ensuring you feel in control! Catch up: https://youtu.be/JJvrV821v9M Next Mon our session is how to protect yourself online! https://www.elect-her.org.uk/events-workshops/candidate-clinic-march-30

steyer literally *is* the petrocracy how do people this cataclysmically stupid leave the house every morning without accidentally exploding themselves

🗣️Luis de la Fuente, seleccionador de la Selección Española Masculina de Fútbol, ya sabe qué portero jugará el primer portero del Mundial: "Entre los diez mejores porteros del mundo, en mi opinión, hay seis españoles. Hemos elegido a tres" #LosDesayunosRTVEEFE

No one chooses to be a refugee, but we can choose how we respond. @tirrcvotes.bsky.social @seiu.org & @32bjseiu.bsky.social We Don't Play!💜 #unionsforallnetwork #SolidaritySeason

Donald Trump is clear: American families’ financial struggles don’t matter to him at all. If congressional Republicans don’t want to hold him accountable and help end his reckless wars and bring down prices, they should get the hell out of the way.

Jen and the SheShed Girls would like to thank Zyvara @zyvara.bsky.social for his incredible video. Zyvara is a loyal supporter of SheShed as we fight for equality, autonomy, and social change. Music & lyrics are coming soon to Spotify, Apple Music and so many more streaming platforms! #SheShed

From Berlin and Brussels to Nairobi, music and diplomacy in perfect sync. This week, #BaloziSpeaks features Ambassador of Germany Sebastian Groth 🇩🇪 🇪🇺 German Embassy Nairobi Tune in TV 47 Kenya📺on Sunday at 8PM #EUKenya50

Thin crispy crepe with Nutella, bananas, strawberries, blueberries and crunchy cornflakes, topped with ice cream and whipped cream. Get this at the Tia Crepe (티아 크레페) stall at the Bupyeong Market in Incheon, South Korea. Prices for crepes generally range from US$2.50 to $3.30 each. #streetfood

It seems like there is a lack of patience in our society these days, especially on this platform. The arguments for universal healthcare are so numerous, it can be really frustrating, repeating them, add nausea and expecting to move the needle.

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Ghost Mama’s Prey 👻 #goth #horror #indieanimation

It’s 2000. Your choice is…? Part 13. #nintendo #n64 #choice #ps2 #2000s

And there were women who just kept their long, curly hair, Roaring Twenties cliches be damned.

her and trixie are my picks for best side-ponies. amusing considering they're polar opposites but they hit on the two highest forms of intellectual comedy (Deadpan and Jerk) and maud's the only character who cracks me up just by existing.

"Mothers Against Genocide Scotland want to express that we stood in solidarity with Cabaret Against Hate Speech's actions yesterday. Any other claims are designed to stoke division, and the other group present (For Women Scotland) do not represent us or our values."

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Big Ben Bishop gets kicked out of the ringside area!🤣🤣🤣 #ACWReckoning

Clearing a crash site grants enough xp to level up any unit to level 5 💫 🌟 Wishlist the game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3386520/... #IndieGameDev #indiedev #game #indiegame #RTS #gamedev

What Is the World Bank? – Steve Hendrix with the ‘Global Minute’

“Go Ahead… Swipe 😏 (You Won’t Finish This Series)” - Part 5: “If you’re seeing this one… you didn’t quit.” #ADHD , #lifeadvice , #cardealership , #fyp , #realtalk , #creditrepair , #KatanaMotors , #HenryFlores , #SkipRate , #Finance , #BHPH , #LowAttention , #Repo

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📽 | Zarzuela ha difundido imágenes de la princesa Leonor preparándose para saltar junto a sus compañeros de la Escuela Militar de Paracaidismo Méndez Parada, situada en Alcantarilla (Murcia), como parte de su formación militar social.elpais.com/d3d…

The death toll from the Israeli strike near Jabal Amel Hospital rose to 4 killed and 127 wounded, including 39 hospital staff members, according to Lebanon’s Health Ministry. 🧵

Russia proudly announced that "exhaustive security measures" had been taken ahead of the St. Petersburg Economic Forum. Just hours later, the security measures had indeed been exhausted for St. Petersburg.

Trump begs a reporter to compliment his Truth Social post: I just wrote that. Did you like it? Did you think it was well-written? Do you want to read it? It's a Truth. I just wrote it.

Matsuyama Airport, Ehime, Japan #Japan #Nippon

RT @MLBStats: Can you guess who this hitter is based on their Baseball Savant swing metrics 🤔

Mir geht Fußball zum Glück am Arsch vorbei, andernfalls wäre ich etwas angefressen, wenn ich mitbekommen würde, dass sich Fußballstars von der ÖVP, für ihre Zwecke, benutzen lassen.