Chris Ahuja for Congress
@chrisahuja
I owe Brad Sherman an apology. Last November, after the airplane gooning incident, I called him an impotent career Democrat. I was wrong. Brad Sherman is clearly not impotent. He is, in fact, a full-time gooner. Please accept my apology! #CA32 #ChrisAhuja #GoonerBrad
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