If we ignore my horrendous swing, we can focus on me hitting a 90mph fastball down the first base line! The haters said I couldn't do it! My hand? Numb. My ego? Wildly inflated. My birthday? Off to an excellent start.

Even the most professional of US press secretaries can get distracted from making her Patreon weekly roundup video when Cody Bellinger hits a home run on the television

I'm working on the weekly Canadian politics roundup for my Patreon and accidentally invented Doug Ford's new Ontario slogan

I'm a TikTok CBC star, tell all my haters

If you haven't watched my latest video about Poilievre's reaction to Mark Carney's shiny new majority government, he wrote the Prime Minister a very lovely congratulations note and I think you all should hear it! youtu.be/fkduTKAuLn8?...

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt explains how the US-Iran war is going for all you brainless losers who didn't understand the President's amazing speech yesterday! youtu.be/TJVEiGu4-Yc?...

Told my cat that pitchers and catchers to report this week and now he's licking a book about the history of the Blue Jays, so no matter how obsessive I get about them at least I won't do that (probably)

When someone asks Doug Ford to name three university courses that aren't Drug Dealing 101

I have thoughts on the Toronto Blue Jays' injuries thus far and how they can improve them with the power of Comedy

We now have two of our shows live!! But there is plenty more to come from our season of #ttrpg one-shots. We have some incredible performers and wild tales to share with you all, so please pop over, come say hi, and enjoy some out-of-this-world stories with us www.twitch.tv/starmetalpro...

The New Arab paid a visit to the closing weekend of 'Excursion Across Time', Iraqi artist Dia al-Azzawi’s two-month exhibition in London charting his career, curated by the Head of Research at the Azzawi Studio Louisa Macmillan.

Looks like this comet has been caught in the act of reversing its spin… No aliens needed! iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3... #astronomy #astrophotography #nature #news #science #scicomm

Bandai Bridge Niigata from Media Ship, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Coming up on 12 News: Providence Police Chief Oscar Perez talks about why it's so important to catch parole violators. Watch at 5 p.m. for more: https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/man-on-parole-for-murder-arrested-in-alleged-drug-trafficking-operation/ 

Gaza be child, dream. Let me be a child, a human, a dreamer, a camp-breaker.. A dance routine #Gaza #Be #child #dream

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💡 Genius. One of the best OpenClaw automations I've seen. Finds homes without pools → renders a pool into the backyard → calculates ROI → generates a cinematic video → mails the owner a before/after postcard. All automatically.

It appears HHS head Robert F. Kennedy Jr.‘s promise to tell Americans exactly what causes autism is unlikely to happen in September. But there’s still that potential Tylenol study reported in the WSJ. More in Conversations on Health: How We Get There. Links on stephanishelton.com/conversationsp

Early one morning during Ramadan, Sahara and her family had to flee their home. Amid airstrikes, they sought safety in Beirut, in a school turned into a makeshift shelter. There, they received vital support from local organizations. Her story: https://bit.ly/3PP05cA

Infinity stones anyone? Also, I’m pretty sure I could lift that hammer. Probably not the real Mjolnir, but that version is made of plastic and I’m feeling lucky. 🔨 ⚡️

SOFIA CANTORE WHAT A GOAL 🤌 @washingtonspirit.com get on the board in the W Champions Cup final! 🎥 CONCACAF W

ABS confirmed in #Cardinals at #Brewers (Top 2). Milwaukee Brewers challenged the ball call on Kyle Harrison's pitch to Bryan Torres. Ball confirmed. HP: Adam Hamari | Upheld 50.0% (24/48). Later: Bryan Torres grounds out, third baseman Luis Rengifo to first baseman Jake Bauers.

"A lot of these [Project 2025] authors came from the first Trump administration," said @dgraham.bsky.social. "So their idea was to put together this vision for sort of maximalist executive power. ... To establish a very socially conservative vision of America."

The Sh** Cycles? Ep. 36 is out! Are we doomed to repeat the same cycles of panic and chaos every time a groundbreaking technology emerges? Anne Trager and I fight the "slippery slope of negativity" surrounding AI today. With the help of Matt Ridley’s The Rational Optimist (published in 2011).

The use of AI in asylum decision-making is likely unlawful. These tools rewrite interviews, choosing what to include and exclude. Without knowing this, asylum applicants can't be sure accurate information is used to inform decisions. 📺️ ORG's @sarahalsherif.bsky.social explains the legal opinion.

Who can #GuessTheStation ? And how long did it take you? 🧐 Post how long it took you in the comments below. 👇 #Station #Quiz

Peter Thiel relocated his family to Argentina, enrolled his children in school there, and bought property in an attempt to avoid the Antichrist he helped get elected. After rumors surfaced that Trump wanted to “drill, baby, drill” for oil on his forehead. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/w...

Another reason I boycott Apple. They are complicit in genocide.

#FlávioBolsonaroCriminosoPeculato #CiroNogueiraMensaleiro #LulaPresidente2026 #lulareeleito1ºturno #lulapelotrabalhador #LulaPresidente13 #leandrograssgoverndordf #SimoneTebetSenadoraSP #HaddadGovernadorSP

We really are living in a weird ass timeline where we find out from freaking Kelsey Swanson that the RHOM ladies are hanging out #RHOM #RHORI

don’t worry i fed Harvey again when selina left

Bored.com - Fun Stuff To Do When You Are Bored Oct 2006 Archived Web Page #bored #2006

It is amazing, considering how bad Donald Trump's acting skills were in his cameos, and unfortunately, watching 90s TV, every once in a while he's mentioned in a propping way🤯, which is why 👩‍🔬 needs to work harder on her time machine—👩‍🔬:I told you, it's a lack of funding!!!

Go right ahead! Create that marxist utopia. I'll wait!

All Men Until It's No Men Pt2 #misfitformation #trending #allmen #fypシ #fyf

Sixty Seconds Of Stephen On this date 4/27/1997 Stephen Kings The Shining Mini series premiered #TheShining #StephenKing #MickGarris #SamRaimi

251st 70 be Accurate. Thank You For Everything 46 W3 Miss Those Glasses at night Sunwear Sunscreen and Daydream in the 🍯 goodness of true Golden nurshiment, Made By M07h3r Earth 🌎🌍

Gotta put those 3 minutes to good use! #bluesky #music #movie #clips

At @paeditorial.bsky.social, we've earned our exceptional reputation by going above and beyond to provide a truly outstanding, personalised service for each of our clients. Some of the world’s most well-known academic publishing houses trust us to manage their journals. #AcademicPublishing

Documentary Film Struggles_ Funding & Streamer Challenges. Producer Director PARIS BARCLAY discusses the new feature doc "BILLY PRESTON: THAT'S THE WAY GOD PLANNED IT" Full Interview: https://www.westdoconline.com/post/documentary-billy-preston-that-s-the-way-god-planned-it

DID YOU KNOW that Trailing Lantana can create a waterfall of purple flowers almost year-round in warm climates? 🌸 This fast-spreading groundcover is loved for attracting butterflies and bees, while also handling heat and drought better than many delicate flowers. Native to South America, Lantana

The White House is the people's house, and this country belongs to all of us. Let's make sure Donald Trump and his cronies know so, too.

Continue with Freaky Friday Vibes 👀👋🏻🤪 -- audio : @Adobe || video @PixVerse_ #freakyfriday #funny #weekendishere #aiartists #synthart #digitalartㅤㅤ

We were off last week, but this Sunday…

TONIGHT (5/21) at 6:00pm EDT, we're sailing off to the Antarctic, in search of the deadliest catch in the NEW(ish) survival horror game 'Crabmeat'! Youtube: youtube.com/@buddha_saurus Twitch: twitch.tv/buddha_saurus

Collab Time! 🥳 www.twitch.tv/pmsjordan

This is what the opening act in semi 2 was for 10 years ago. Performed by the hosts, with no playback (yes, they remembered all the languages) #Eurovision

Tell'em, Kirk

. @frost.house.gov and Ranking Member @robertgarcia.house.gov are with Oversight Dems in Orlando, Florida hearing about how Latino and immigrant communities are being targeted by this administration. We will continue to investigate the abuses by DHS and ICE.

What Reform and the Conservatives won't say about expanding North Sea oil and gas: it won't make bills in the UK a penny cheaper! A diverse mix of UK-produced green energy is how we lower people's bills and provide the true energy security we need.

Uniter Mary Peltola (D) is running for the U.S. Senate 🐟 Vote like your fisheries are on the line. #BlueEarth #ResistanceEarth #DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory 🎥 Sir #DavidAttenborough + @marypeltola.com

Dept of Veterans Affairs says it appears from satellite imagery that there’s “further damage” to war graves at the Gaza War Cemetery in addition to ones already bulldozed by Israel, but can’t advise if or how many damaged are Aus Graves coz we’re not allowed in. Shocking. #auspol

Caine's Crashout but Deadlock #deadlock #tadc #VA

WHITE AND BLUE: See it here first. The Binghamton Police Department is starting to move away from the plain black vehicle design that so many agencies have been using in recent years. Watch the video and read details in this WNBF News story: wnbf.com/binghamton-p...

Goooooo Tartan

Here's my tux and I'm ready for #TheGameAwards    The song is Gold by Spandau Ballet

“It looks like the enrollment drop could be closer to 5 million.” Somewhere right now a MAGA Republican is explaining why 5 million Americans losing their healthcare is fine, actually.

ABS overturned in #Dodgers at #Diamondbacks (Bot 7). Los Angeles Dodgers challenged the ball call on Kyle Hurt's pitch to Tommy Troy. Ball -> Called Strike. HP: Jordan Baker | Upheld 53.4% (31/58). Result: Tommy Troy called out on strikes.

Contingent Commander (Part Time), The Royal Hospital School @rhssuffolk.bsky.social . Closes: 16/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/aznt2g. #independentschooljobs #suffolkjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social @isaschools.bsky.social