"Describe the rest of your life in five words." Stephen Colbert: "My family, my friends, fun."

Trump: "New Jersey loves my administration more than any other, and they love ICE, and they love the Border Patrol."

Affluenza manchild Spencer Pratt doubles down on his obvious and cruel lie that the unhoused in Los Angeles are from somewhere else, claims they're on "fentanyl and super meth." (Most of these people are sober, employed, and they simply cannot afford homes.)

Pete Hegseth once again engages in a losing battle against his mortal enemy, pronouns.

Chuck Schumer had a senior moment.

Bipartisan AIPAC team up: Byron Donalds ($77,000) and Josh Gottheimer ($2,062,000) work to defend the control of US elections by Israel from Hasan Piker.

BREAKING: New Jersey State Police in Newark threaten to arrest all members of the press in draconian display of unconstitutional behavior, over half a mile outside of Delaney Hall ICE facility - well outside the curfew zone.

Trump, waving little pieces of paper around: "I'm too cheap to put up a projector."

Trump: "The homeless aren't staying here any longer. We just can't have them in the nation's capital."

Errol "Emerald Mine" Musk, developer of Elon "AI Data Center" Musk: "There is no racism in South Africa."

Not #luisDiaz lifting it backwards 😅 #bayernmünchen #bayernmunich #fcbayern #bayern #bundesliga #germany #deutschland #colombia #lfc #ynwa #football #footballnews #footballculture #fyp #sport #sports

What are you seeing out there? You can stay up-to-date with the latest on the KRDO Weather App: https://krdo.com/about-us/download-our-apps/ 

The absolute inhumanity of this Administration! ***************************** I need to tell you the story of Kevin Gonzalez. www.instagram.com/reel/DYNvWay...

😂Straight to hell. Do not pass Go.🤣

Howdy from another windy day in #BigBearValley where breakfast has been delivered and served. #BaldEagles

Welcome To The Old School, New School, Need To Learn Though Show! We are LIVE on kabf.org RIGHT NOW. Starting things off with our Pledge Allegiance To The Old School Cuts Of The Week, showing love to Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, playing,It Takes Two (Red Alert Remix) RIP to Both

Polymarket Trading Patterns, Market Dynamics, and IMF Funding Updates #finance #economy #business #markets

The Saviour @TheSaviour Who did this?🤣 x.com/TheSaviour/s...

What does faith look like when it’s tested? #FaithTok #ChristianLiving #GodGoesBeforeMe #LoveLikeJesus #TrustGod #PeaceInChrist #GraceOverJudgment #christiancontent #christantiktok #christanity #FaithFriday #christianfyp #fyp

Mouse Mindfulness 4/26/26 🐭💜 The life you have is a gift🎁 live like it’s the present💝🫶🏻 #fyp #mousemindfulness🐭 #mindfulness #lifeisagift #quotes

Crazy first lap of the Rolex 24. Multiple LMP2s come together the #11, #18, #04 and #2 all with damage. And the #24 BMW spins on the start #IMSA #Rolex24

Nashville/Two Rivers Area- A crash on Briley Pkwy northbound past McGavock Pike 6:39am CT. Get Instant Tennessee Traffic Information Right Now With Commander Chuck's “LIVE” Traffic Video. Saving you Time and Gas Money. commanderchuck.net

She Hides in the Corporate Boardrooms but She is a 300 year old Sorceress 📕RAVENA Queen of Elysium by Marlow Stevens. On Amazon and All Good On-Line Book Stores. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G3WQT8PF #Bookstagram #bookstagram #BookReview #BookRec #Booktok

🪑 IAP Helix Chandelier • STL and 3MF files ➡️ Download 3D print model: cults3d.com/:4341640 💡 Designed by iamprinted

Whole Life Insurance is a scam & is one of the worst products In the U.S. Here’s the truth: ➡️ Buy TERM life insurance ➡️ Invest the difference ➡️ Build REAL wealth & Not overpay for coverage Watch: linktw.in/PrHDmX #lifeinsurance #terminsurance #financialliteracy #personalfinance #wealthbuilding

Designing a 3D-printed push-click mechanism for a Chromecast remote holder was a fun challenge. STL files available for anyone to print their own!

Happy Easter Friends 🐰 #mikeythedeathdoula #happyeaster

Mélanie Joly: "Prime Minister Carney is in contact with President Trump constantly ... and they will be meeting each other very soon as the G7 will be hosted in France in June, so very shortly."

Good news alert! Late last year, PA's Environmental Quality Board took an important step toward expanding the distance between new gas drilling sites & homes, schools, & hospitals. We need to demand the Department of Environmental Protection advance this NOW. Time, like peoples' health, is precious.

#LulaPresidente2026

Republicans in Congress are going to new lengths to cover up the disgusting crimes of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell. As I’ve said, we can’t have one system of justice for the powerful and another for the rest of us.

Good Afternoon And Good Evening From The Legend One And Only G.6. Mindset President Fox Happy Hump Day And Happy Wednesday Enjoy The Rest Of Your Day Mutch Love From G.6. FOX GOD DID G.6. 😀😀😀

Spencer Pratt on Fox News describes Gov. Newsom and Mayor Bass as "alleged criminal partners" and says "they both should be in jail together"

Trump made you a promise: he’d cut your energy bills in half. He started a war instead. Now gas, electricity, and groceries are up, and they aren’t stopping.

~ You Deserve to Take Good Care of Your Body. ~ 5s video Topic: physical therapy. Captions on. What makes you want to treat your body well? What removes stigma from disability, for you ( if applicable ) ?

WATCH: With separatism being stoked, Elizabeth May asked today what the government is doing to protect against foreign influence. - À VOIR : Alors que le séparatisme est attisé, Elizabeth May a demandé aujourd'hui ce que fait le gouvernement pour se protéger contre l'influence étrangère.

Hand exercises using metal balls are showing promising effects on memory, focus, and cognitive stimulation in people living with dementia. The hands are directly connected to brain regions responsible for attention, coordination, and memory processing. mciandbeyond.org

Continuing with this, things are looking sharper. Worked more in the simulation under the hood (tiny glimps into the actions log here) and improving items, materials, environment and more. #roguelike #devlog #LÖVE #darkfantasy

🏳️ "El PP tiene qué explicar qué estuvieron haciendo juntos en la embajada de EEUU", declara Enrique Iglesias. 💰 "EEUU lleva interfiriendo en la política de Latinoamérica desde hace muchos años, lo hacen en todos los países que puedan", cuenta Loreto en #MalasLenguasN

Dubai, free for tax but not for speech

"I think it's essential." Aaron McGowan has signed a new contract at Tranmere until the end of the season, but Craig Perkins tells the News Show getting another defender in this transfer window is vital. Subscribe to listen in full #TRFC

Happy Saturday from Mara Elephant Project and these mischievous calves! Playtime builds strength, coordination & social skills, and that tiny “retaliation” charge is all practice for the future. Just a little reminder that growing up can be messy, playful, and absolutely adorable.

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~500+ people showed up at Oak Park and Grand today to STOP THE CRUELTY! #StopTheCruelty #IndivisibleSLOCounty

A daily special set meal with stir-fried vegetables, ramen, rice, and dumplings for only 900 yen – a truly generous portion. 🏠Dim Sum Ramen Nakano 📍: 1F Sugawara Building, 5-50-7 Nakano, #Nakano-ku, #Tokyo 🚃: Nakano Station 💰：- ? * Opening hours and prices listed on the menu are subject to change.

We control the strait, not Iran. According to Pete Hegseth, behind-the-scenes realities confirm that we are in charge.

Trump admits again that the election was rigged Why is nobody arresting this piece of shit?

On World Facility Management Day, we take a moment to recognize the dedication, care, and resilience of everyone working in FM. We see you. Behind it all. Today, and all year round. Thank you for everything you do! #WorldFMDay #FacilityManagement #BuildingConnections #FacilityManagers

A timeline of the Iran War negotiations last weekend

Yearning... longing...for a kiss but... #cdrama #StoryOfThePearlGirl #ZhaoLusi #LiuYuning

Spurs pep rally tonight at 7pm... https://bit.ly/4fVh4ok

Wes may be gone, but he left us one parting gift: ANOTHER consultation. Children, parents, NHS staff have been saying for years we have a crisis. We do not need more words, we need action.

The McDoodles took over Poznań for the 10th anniversary of 60 Seconds!, and our towering mural is the perfect match. Poznań just got its most fallout-friendly glow-up. 🥰

Father God 😮‍💨

No way!? You don’t say!?

Ce soir, sur le plateau de Pascal Praud sur Cnews, à propos du meurtre de Lyhanna : « Personne ne veut protéger les prédateurs sexuels »... Eh bien si, vous ! On n’oublie pas votre copain, le pédo Morandini, inscrit dans le fichier des délinquants sexuels (FIJAIS)… 🤢

Okiraku Ryoushu no Tanoshii Ryouchi Bouei FINALIZADO! 9/10 é uma obra de Reencarnaçãoe fantasia,aqui temos Van onde ele é expulso de casa pelo Pai por ter nascido com magia de produção enviado a uma vila remota, mas devido sua magia ele desenvolve sua própria vila com essa habilidade especial.

Renting is changing. As a landlord you need to get on top of these important changes. The law has now changed, and it will affect how you manage your tenancies. Act now: read the guidance, and check what you need to do at gov.uk/rentingischanging