Well done The Onion.

This is where I am going wrong ...

Nothing says America first than African granite, carved in Italy, for your government building.

@mja66.bsky.social Leclerc signs a new Ferrari deal!

Like a good fact, me. Unlike BadEnoch.

Inspirational orator.

Meanwhile, in Italy ...

Wow. Basically scaring people into not voting Green locally.

From UK161 News. All the lovely people who want to Unite the Kingdom Hide behind our flag.

Ignore the wishes of the family.

Thank you! 😊🎩

🤡Putin to Ukrainian troops: “refuse the criminal orders coming from illegitimate regime, otherwise you become complicit in their crimes”

This is what I’m doing when I’m on Bluesky

Mom thought I’d be judged but she was pure love 💛 Supported me & helped choose KUGIG feminine wash 🛁 #fypシ゚viralシ #trendingnow #reelsfypシ #viralreelschallenge #wolink #womenhealthdomain

Fraser Tolmie outright lies about what was said about the future of the Snowbirds. Romanado says an announcement is coming on the 19th. Tolmie demand an answer RIGHT NOW! #QP

Happy #Caturday! We're learning about the pool floats today 🤪🐈

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"US Secret Service personnel are on the scene of an officer-Involved shooting at 15th St and Independence Ave in DC. One individual was shot by law enforcement. Their condition is currently unknown." Selina Wang is the ABC News reporter from the viral clip of shots fired by the White House.

51% of Americans live in childcare deserts—areas with little to no licensed care. I'm running to eliminate them by 2030 with federal construction grants and insurance reform. Check out my full childcare plan at www.varelaforcongress.com/childcare

Devex’s Ayenat Mersie is in Kigali for the Africa CEO Forum, the largest international meeting of the African private sector. She shares the key conversations she has been tracking as Rwandan President Paul Kagame calls for Africa to retain control over its critical minerals. #ACF2026

INCOME INEQUALITY Income inequality has been expanding for 40 years, with a systematic transfer of wealth from the middle class to the wealth Here's the 4th of 5 topics for "LAVA TALKS". See the problem, solve the problem! #Joellavaforcongress #ca30 #caprimary #wealthgap #fairwage

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#WWE #WrestleMania 42 - #Penta makes his #MortalKombat inspired entrance | #wwewrestlemania

@stephenking.bsky.social dRUMPf's Health Secretary "Dr. RFK Junior," catching their lunch ! (Yeah, yeah, I know he's NOT a medic . . .) 🤠

Nu ska Cléo och jag måla. #finncleo #ateljén #caturday #catsofmastodon #FediPets

Behind the scenes footage of Arsenal's Premier League trophy lift 🔥

Journalist: Trump wants help from Europe to open Strait of Hormuz. Gen. Richoux : "He can go F*ck himself. He wanted to invade Greenland and now he is begging for help from Europe."

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ed.c.sutton A "pro-military" state should never tell service members overseas that their votes can be thrown out for political convenience. South Carolina must do better.

Pro wrestling veteran Joe E. Legend and WWE/AEW’s Adam “Edge” Copeland were once a tag team! Wanna watch the full interview? Click on the link here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUhl...

Unionize Texas! ✊🏽 Workers at Graphic Packaging International in Waco just voted to form a union with @steelworkers.bsky.social so they can have a voice in the workplace. If you’d like to form a union, visit texasaflcio.org/form-union

Dans la série "tout arrive", les news US : en temps et disponibles dès maintenant ! Pour toutes demandes, réservations, rien de plus simple : téléphone / messagerie / emails 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗻, 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱 & 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝟬𝟯 𝟮𝟬 𝟱𝟱 𝟭𝟬 𝟭𝟬 𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆@𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆.𝗳𝗿 #lillemaville #librairieindependante #librairesdenhaut

Fun on the inflatables this morning for Health Week

˚◦꒰🥼 i did a little deep dive into uma musume yesterday, i like this uma. she is me...! well... she look like IRL me...! i'm gonna go grab a VRC avi and play toys sometime~꒱ sorry, i— uh– collect all the autistic girlies and kin them. so the silly horse girl franchise isn't an exception XP

Trump cares more about himself, his family riches, and his ballroom than the struggles working families are facing because of his policies.

Jogando Pokopia agora Hitmonchan: - Trouxe um presente para você... Não é nada de especial, mas espero que goste. SOCO NA CARA 🥊✨

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4/10/26 congressman fry doesn’t want to do his constitutional duty. Yes, I said doody. #news #politics #currentevents

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Strikes are underway by the Air Force in Sarafand, Bisarya, and Kharaib following evacuation warnings from the IDF spokesperson.

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Tesla had a terrible quarterly report! 🥳 Tesla Takedown Blues #teslatakedown #teslaearnings #tesla @the-wolves.bsky.social

Can FEMA return to its golden age? Did FEMA even have a golden age? 🔍 On last week's Priorities Podcast, Professor Samantha Penta of @ualbanynews.bsky.social joins Sophia Fox-Sowell to discuss recent recommendations to improve FEMA. 🎧 ➡️ statescoop.com/radio/will-w... 📽️ ➡️ youtu.be/9_hEMH1teVE?...

Today, I spoke about the National Day of Mourning for workers. No worker’s life should ever be the price of doing business. We owe the dead our grief, and the living our courage to act. Watch here: youtu.be/PEpcX76PMAo?... #DayOfMourning #Nanaimo #BCPoli #workplacesafety #labour

Access to fresh, healthy food shouldn’t depend on where you live. Senator Baskin’s FRESH Communities Act will bring grocery stores to underserved areas and support local farmers. Proud to co-sponsor this bill that will benefit public health in communities across New York.

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT TONIGHT at 10 on SOPBS: Independent Lens: Keep Quiet and Forgive A child sexual assault survivor challenges Amish traditions that silence abuse in their communities, helping others seek justice.

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It all started in 1957 with a little boy named Matthew when he asked for a Sheriff Woody doll. Matthew: A Toy Story Prequel, now available linktr.ee/theanthonykt #indiewriter #toystory #pixar #disney

Vote Pauline Hanson's One Nation if you want migrants who'll assimilate into Australia's traditional values and culture... like rape and wife-beating. Make your mind up Pauline. Bullsh*t artist. #auspol #OneNation #Rape

Post Dawntrail story in a nutshell

Elon Musk’s SpaceX announces that it intends to make its stock market debut next week at a $1.77 trillion valuation. The highly-anticipated initial public offering is expected to be the largest ever and will raise $75 billion in fresh cash for the company.

By vaulting over obstacles, @MisterAlpha444 moves around quickly and quietly. Could you keep up with this speed? bit.ly/007FirstLigh... #007FirstLight #EarnTheNumber

here is my coda bear taking the path not making a new path 😆

Honor. Courage. Commitment. This Memorial Day weekend, we remember the Americans who gave their lives in service to our country and the families who carried that sacrifice forever. Last year, I shared this video honoring my grandfathers’ service. I wanted to share it again.