Autokratismus korreliert mit Humorlosigkeit. Vor allem, wenn es um das autokratische Ego geht. #jacquestilly #putin #trump #erdogan #xijinping #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Die Gerüchteküche brodelte bereits, jetzt haben #Stern und #BILD das Transferfenster weit geöffnet. Wen wird das Wechselkarussell endgültig in die zweite Liga befördern? Wer wird der neue Spielmacher, der Deutschland aus der Abstiegszone rettet? Was wird aus dem Bankdrücker, der sich am Stammplatz ⬇️

Warnstreiks im Öffentlichen Nahverkehr. Gut, dass wir aktuell mehr als 3 Millionen Arbeitslose haben! Können die schon mal nicht die Straßen verstopfen. Die deutsche Privatwirtschaft durchläuft aktuell die längste Rezessionsphase seit 2002/2003. Die ver.di Forderung nach mehr Geld für den ⬇️

Als Hund 🐕 in der Provinz haste wenig Einblick ins politische Berlin. Aber spätestens, wenn potentielle Nachmieter an der Tür der Immobilie Willy-Brandt-Straße 1 klingeln, merkste, dass der aktuelle Bewohner die Miete schuldig bleibt. #JensSpahn mutiert vom Steuergeldverschwender zum Diätkoch. ⬇️

#ZDF #Politbarometer: Bestätigung des Erwartbaren. Bekanntermaßen arbeiten die Deutschen zu wenig. Sagt #FriedrichMerz. Sagen andere Konservative. Der Hund 🐕 spart sich die zahlreichen Quellen und verweist auf die öffentlich in den Ring geworfene Polemik zur #Lifestyleteilzeit. Dass die arbeitende ⬇️

Böse Zungen behaupten, das #Bundeswirtschaftsministerium der #KatherinaReiche mache sich hier zur Lobbyismus-getriebenen Systemhure. #insm #bmwe #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Das große (Rum)Kacken Die Tegernsee-Bros: vereint im Lamentieren, Beschweren, Dissen und allgemein im Rumkacken. Während #WolframWeimer beherzt den Baseballschläger auspackt, um dem linken Wokeismus den Kulturkampf anzusagen, setzt sich #FriedrichMerz bei Caren Miosga und Bettina Schausten ins ⬇️

Die #StraßevonHormus, über die 20 % der weltweiten Erdöltransporte abgewickelt werden, ist geschlossen. In Deutschland reagieren die #Spritpreise an der Tanke. Parallel überlegt die EU, das für 2035 geplante #Verbrenneraus nach hinten zu verschieben. Was CDU und CSU befürworten. Man kann ⬇️

#Trump ist sauer, weil die #NATO sich nicht an seinem #Irankrieg beteiligt. Wird Zeit, dass NATO Generalsekretär #MarkRutte mal wieder in Washington vorbeischaut, um Daddy die 🥚🥚 zu 👅. Auch auf seinen Freund Friedrich ist Trump schlecht zu sprechen. Erst mal nix mehr mit Knie Tätscheln ⬇️

In der Diskussion um einen späteren Renteneintritt blenden Politiker und Experten gerne aus, dass viele Arbeitnehmer gar nicht erst die Möglichkeit haben, bis 67 oder 70 zu arbeiten. Wer sich mit Ende 50 nach einem neuen Arbeitgeber umgucken muss, bekommt es im Bewerbungsverfahren mit ⬇️

Trump starts pimping his ballroom *immediately* during the Kevin Warsh swearing in event

Kung Fu Caturday @bob0482.bsky.social @childrapesurvivor.bsky.social @dodibes.bsky.social @jeffblueskies.bsky.social @kbdogsrule.bsky.social @bab102.bsky.social @raykwong.lol @lenny60.bsky.social @raykwong.bsky.social @annmb48.bsky.social @kathywiley05.bsky.social @philthebartender.bsky.social

SustainabilityOnline recently published its 'Ambition Into Action' report, featuring interviews with leaders about how they are turning #sustainability vision into business reality. Here’s our interview with Didier Bergeret, The Consumer Goods Forum. ✅ Read more: sustainabilityonline.net?p=27807

Hellen speaks to us. In Greek. English in the end. Do not insult my Greek heritage, literature, culture, and identity. They are not your political toys to play with. That goes to both sides. Respect what is Greek.

When Nevadans go to the grocery store, prices should be the same for everyone. 🧵

When you diet for a prolonged period, your body adapts by reducing energy expenditure. Part of that is because you weigh less — and part is due to hormonal changes that make the body more efficient. It’s not a broken metabolism. It’s biological adaptation.

We’ll be at the 79th World Health Assembly next week. Philip Kenol, our Senior Policy Advocacy Manager, shares our five key messages. 👉 Our call for this year’s #WHA79 is to build a global health system that delivers for those who have been neglected for far too long.

I'm fighting the Trump's latest attack on reproductive freedom. Their plan would make birth control more expensive and harder to access for Coloradans. Birth control is essential and it should be accessible and affordable. I will always fight to protect the freedom of choice.

A message for Demons

Have any of y'all fallen into this trap? 😳 Check out the latest episode of the Science of Slink podcast for the full discussion: pod.link/1691190004 #polenerd #polescience #polepodcast #scienceofslink #slinkthroughstrength

High-frequency #Sentinel2 imagery and deep-learning models now map #Austria’s forests species by species, revealing complex mixes of spruce, beech, pine and larch. The new hybrid approach delivers unprecedented 10 m detail across 40 000 km² 🔗 sentinels.copernicus.eu/web/success-...

I couldn’t see myself debating white folks on which oppression is worse, especially if i know they are going to minimize/dismiss it because they don’t read and lack empathy. Also, all of the blacks girls are TOO beautiful to be up there anyway.

If you need something to lift the mood please enjoy 50 seconds of my dog Hank. He knows Sundays are beach days. The cloud of dust. The head butt at the end. The land speed record broken! Have a lovely Sunday ❤️

#playoffs #television #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/o8wo5wsh

Estas escenas son simplemente cine. / These scenes are pure cinema. #Kingdomhearts

sarah@sahouraxo x.com/sahouraxo/st... Greenland politician Tillie Martinussen: We don’t want American wealth. Their greed drives them to shoot or invade their friends. Even with billions in oil and minerals beneath our land, we will not sell ourselves. www.facebook.com/share/v/1Hq8...

Still raining 🌧 here. I need to get my walk🚶‍♂️in before I drive my cats 🐈 crazy. 😸 #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAreFamily

BUY BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT ON STEAM #games #indie #fps #boomershooter #steam store.steampowered.com/app/3191050/

#disneylandparis fête ses 34 ans 🥳. Des annonces à venir aujourd’hui alors restez bien connectés.

Nick Cave, on hopefulness. 🙌🙏🫶👇

Is the We Met In December elevator kiss the kiss of the season?! 😘🎄 Let us know in the comments! Full episode out now — listen or watch: deckthehallmark.com

400,000 deceased veterans are buried at Arlington Cemetery. Draft dodger Donald Trump decided Memorial Day was the perfect time to joke that not many of them have his name.

Veronica Burton's 5th block #WNBA

Medal of Freedom Shortlist from #karolineleavitt

Thanks to everyone who came to #APhA2026! You redefined possible for the profession in L.A. and we can't wait to see what you do next year in Charlotte for #APhA2027. 💙 What was your favorite part of this year's show?

Good Morning Happy Saturday BlueSky

The 2025/26 Premier League champions finished the season on a high with a win at Crystal Palace. 🔥

Arsenal are onto something, reasons to be postive despite defeat

[INDIE ALERT] 📢 Fallen Fates by @hibernianws.bsky.social Venture into a vast 2D pixel-art fantasy world, face relentless battles and forge your destiny with vivid companions as you unravel the truth behind the falling crystals. Wishlist store.steampowered.com/app/3276270 #indiedev #indiegame

💔AT RISK🐶COZINE Volunteer: “The moment I offer him a toy, he picks it up& I don't think he lets it go 4 the rest of our time together! We joke that it's his emotional support stuffy …Cozine is social w/us, coming right up 2 me 2 be pet & curving into our legs” 🙏Repost2find🏡

🔥 EC's #AIOffice consults on guidelines for general-purpose AI models to clarify #AIAct rules: reply by 22 May! Working document hints at publication of guidelines & #AICodeofPractice in May-June, potentially delaying the Code past its 2 May deadline. ↪️ digital-strategy.ec.europa.eu/en/news/comm...

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Oil and militarism are deeply linked. Middle East war shows how a fossil‑fuel‑based world order fuels conflict — & how conflict, in turn, accelerates climate breakdown. 🎙️ Adam Hanieh on why ending war means ending fossil fuel dependence: www.equals.ink/p/war-oil-an...

How I pull up to the function: Here's a throwback to this fierce intro from Team France at #Paris2024! 🇫🇷✨ #Olympics | #ArtisticSwimming | @WorldAquatics

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#Patriots DT Milton Williams on former teammate A.J. Brown: "Great dude. Monster on the field. Great in the locker room. Holding guys accountable and holding himself accountable. I feel like that's everything you want in a player of his caliber."

Amos doesn’t get to go outside, but he sniffs Saffron’ paws for clues…

Romanian President says Russians should improve their targeting of Ukrainians, so they don’t injure Romanians. Read that again.

Happy pride to everyone You will always have a seat at my table. I hope despite what goes on in the world this month brings you joy !!

the monthly herta glaze #HSR #Herta

Le circuit de Charade a longtemps incarné l’esprit des sports mécaniques : exigeant et spectaculaire. Il est aussi le symbole d’un savoir-faire territorial. Mais derrière la légende, son histoire est marquée, à l’image de son tracé, par des hauts et des bas... https://l.lamontagne.fr/508

All one wayz baby, Texas is so hetero we don’t even have bisexual streets

As it's Forbidden Door season, it's worth remembering that time Kojima elbow-dropped CM Punk right in the nards 🤼

Wrapping up Volunteer Appreciation Week! We’ve been busy setting up the new Community Nature Center, managing spring growth, & hosting the 1st field trips in the new space. Our volunteers are the reason this building is becoming a community home. We couldn't do it without you! #VolunteerAppreciation

👀 The opening day of Putin's St. Petersburg International Economic Forum features a stark reality check with a vital oil terminal ablaze.

🔈 Live finalizada depois de 6h41. Voltamos amanhã para continuar Assassin's Creed 2. Sexta ele deve jogar Gothic 1 Remake e depois assistir a Summer Game Fest. Lembrando que no domingo (7) teremos uma live curtinha para cobrir o evento do Xbox!

Check out the latest episode of ASAM's Practice Pearls featuring special guests Dr. Ruth Potee and Dr. Ari Kriegsman, recorded live at this year's 57th ASAM Annual Conference >> https://ow.ly/WleE50Z6u6k #ASAM #AC2026 #AddictionMedicine #PracticePearls

"This Is About A Whole System..." | Listen UP Episode 16 - Tracey McFall - Listen Now! EPISODE 16 - LISTEN NOW - lk2.app/luep16 #wholesystemrecovery #alcoholanddrugsstrategy #addictionrecovery

#hbo #euphoria #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/sjufairq