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All my woo-ing reminded me of that episode of Futurama where Bender becomes human, and he becomes obese, and people think he's alive because he keeps saying "Woo!" but it's actually just air escaping from the folds of his fat.

There are legitimate reasons to enjoy sports like baseball.

Wait for spring. It can be gardening cosplay.

What makes it dirty? Is it dirty because of...you?

For @brinkofgaming.bsky.social and @cdub77.bsky.social. Just gonna clear up a few things.

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"Just jump in the dang water." 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫, Branch Manager at American Pacific Mortgage, compares starting video content to being a kid standing on the high dive. You can stand there, contemplate, and let the fear build up, or you can just go. He reminds agents that they already

A strong student-teacher relationship is key. When students feel safe, valued, and comfortable, learning thrives. Show genuine interest in their needs and what they find fun. Be yourself, build connections first, then focus on lessons. #TeacherTips #ClassroomManagement #StudentEngagement #Education…

SO. MUCH. LOCAL. NEWS. Let me bring you up to speed here...

😎 Thursday is almost Friday so that’s cool! Kicking it off with James Murphy’s Art Mix & High AltiTED’18 with Tug ✈️ before Brittany brings us her Goose Dance Party 💃🏻🪩 Today in Goose History: 3/12/23 at The Cap with Kyle, before LarryHood brings us his Five 🖐️ Keep it Ted ✌️ wtedradio.com 🕑EST

Trump falls asleep as speakers talk about service members dying for their country on Memorial Day

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Ben Stiller's view watching his Knicks make the NBA Finals for the first time since 1999 🧡💙 (via @BenStiller)

Republicans thought redrawing the Texas lines was going to lead to a series of similar moves across GOP states -- and maybe double-digit seat gains before the 2026 midterms. It hasn't worked out that way. At all.

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Let's make the word "billionaire-ism" part of everyone's vocabulary. It's a mental illness and should be addressed as such. #theycouldbesaviors #fictionforchange #readmore

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A sunny, post-vernal-equinox #Caturday EggDay for Merlin. And some ham hock for Maj. It feel very spring-like today (but the mid-week forecast disagrees!)

Salford City co-owner David Beckham is at Wembley 😎 Watch Notts County vs. Salford City in the League Two playoff final live on @paramountplus 📺

Assista ao momento em que o foguete New Glenn, da Blue Origin, explode na plataforma de lançamento durante um teste de ignição estática em Cape Canaveral. www.cbsnews.com/news/blue-or... 1/2⤵️ 🎥PressTV👇🏾

Mauricio García de Quevedo, director general de la Federación Española de Industrias de Alimentación y Bebidas: "Si se confirman las noticias del fin del conflicto en Oriente Medio, creo que podremos remontar la enorme presión sobre los costes que hemos tenido estos meses" rtve.es/play/24-horas/

Let this day remind us of what we are working toward together, a Texas where every family can thrive, every child can grow up safe, and every mother can breathe a little easier. Happy Mother’s Day.

I didn't get to run Mooncar Light much because my work schedule got in the way, but I did get a moment on the broadcast when Travis made a silly pun with my name. Some of the most fun I've had on iRacing and the most entertaining broadcasts in sim racing. I'll miss it.

Stephon Castle: getting READY 🔥 Spurs are looking to force a WCF Game 7 back in Oklahoma City on Saturday! 📺 8:30pm/et, NBC and Peacock 🍿 NBA Conference Finals presented by Google

🚨 Big news from CGC! 🚨 Todd McFarlane signing announcement coming soon—time to dig through those boxes! We can press, clean & ship your books straight to CGC so they’re ready to max out their grade. #ToddMcFarlane #CGCSignatureSeries #Spawn #SpiderMan #TheComicBookPresser

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❗️“The United States wants Ukraine to be able to defend itself, and we will find a way to help them,” — U.S. Secretary of Defense Hegseth.

Thierry Vermeulen wird trotz des Wechsel von Verstappen Racing uaf Mercedes nächstes Jahr sehr wahrscheinlich wieder im Emil Frey Ferrari sitzen und sowohl in der DTM als auch der GTWC antreten

I’d say more like since Jan 20, 2017 … But @mehdirhasan.bsky.social & @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social are actively working to join Zohran’s orange president buddy in their towering hypocrisy re., their criticism of @kamalaharris.com campaigning w Liz Cheney in 2024. Agree or nah?

July 6, 1972, David Bowie performed "Starman" on Top of the Pops, a moment that shocked conservatives with his theatrical gesture of draping an arm around Mick Ronson. It skyrocketed his fame in the UK and cemented his rise to stardom. #DavidBowie #Starman #Music open.spotify.com/track/0pQskr...

Scientists discovered more than 1,100 new species of sea creatures, according to the Ocean Census. But are they legit? Some experts are skeptical because they are not all formally described — meaning they haven’t gone through the process to prove what they found is new to science.

Haha! I found the loophole in every game/book/movie/show/etc about someone causing the end of all knowable universes! It's a new episode of #ChromaGun2! #streamersupport #youtube @gamingnews-rt.bsky.social @pixel-maniacs.bsky.social @pmstudios.bsky.social buff.ly/yzeT787

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⚡️Vladimir Putin is being welcomed in Beijing by Wang Yi, according to media reports. #Warnews #World

The Worst Episode Of Bluey! #highlights #tv #autisticgamingplus

Wanted to finally post somethin' on this site, so here is #low-poly model of The Roaring Knight from #deltarune, which I made in #blockbench some time ago.

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This might be the best way to experience Alberta 🏔️🤠 Horseback rides, mountain views, and unreal local spots, this is Canada at its peak. Catch the Experiencing Canada on Sunday, April 26 at 8 p.m. ET on The Weather Network.

🎶 Oh wouldn't it be nice to hear from Paul McCartney (strum-de-dum-a-strum-de-dum-de-dum) Better still if he'd Collaborate with Starkey

"Everyone needs health care." Full stop. Yet Trump's refusal to extend ACA tax credits will kick millions of Americans off their plans. Hear from @underwood.house.gov:

🏛️ Moderner, größer und smarter - heute sprechen wir mit dem Präsidenten des Oberlandesgerichts Karlsruhe über das neue Prozessgebäude in Freiburg.

A 1951 Cold War era cancer research document that sat in archives for decades has been declassified. The revelations are now prompting people to ask, “Does this prove cancer is a parasite?” & “Why was this research kept hidden?” 🪱 #Cancer #CancerResearch #Declassified #Disclosure #Biopsy

Young people SKEPTICAL about assassination attempts? Will Biagini reviews a new survey that found that 32 percent of young voters aged 18-29 believe that the White House Correspondents Dinner assassination attempt on President Trump was faked.

Public support for same-sex marriage in the United States, year by year since 1970.

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FINAL: New York Mets 2, Seattle Mariners 3. ▪️ Cole Young lines a single to left field to walk-off the Mets 3-2! 📺: #MLB on Mariners TV

Hispanic voters are a growing force! It's a mistake to see them as a minority. Over 1 million eligible voters each election. Latinos from all backgrounds are shaping our political future. #HispanicVote #LatinoPower #Elections #CivicDuty #USPolitics

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In a major loss for Trump, Randy Feenstra, the candidate he backed in Iowa's Republican primary for governor loses to Zach Lahn. FOLLOW LIVE: www.ms.now/liveblog/pri...

ICYMI — 🤔 “I’M NOT COMMITTING TO PUTTING ANYTHING IN WRITING.” 🚩 Blanche tells Rep. Meng he won’t issue an official order rescinding Trump’s $1.776 billion sedition fund heist 🤔, and we’ll all just have to take his word for it

A cool-looking handmade mahogany sliding lid box with a unique spring-loaded latch mechanism. A DIY woodworking project by Olof Davidsson (@od_form). The design includes a hidden spring that automatically pushes the box open when the latch is released. #woodworking #diy #craftsmanship #cool