What makes it dirty? Is it dirty because of...you?

At once?

All my woo-ing reminded me of that episode of Futurama where Bender becomes human, and he becomes obese, and people think he's alive because he keeps saying "Woo!" but it's actually just air escaping from the folds of his fat.

Shake, shake!

There are legitimate reasons to enjoy sports like baseball.

For @brinkofgaming.bsky.social and @cdub77.bsky.social. Just gonna clear up a few things.

@olympics BTS of @LindseyVonn training with the US Ski Team in Copper. 👀 Lindsey has always embodied the true essence of the Olympic Spirit. Who else is excited to see the American’s potential return to professional skiing?

Humein Desh Bachaana Hain,Vote To Khud Modi ji Hi Daal Lenge.

Ihab Hassan: "𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘢 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘥𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵ã 𝘥𝘦 𝘈𝘭-𝘛𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦𝘩, 𝘯𝘢 𝘊𝘪𝘴𝘫𝘰𝘳𝘥â𝘯𝘪𝘢, 𝘦𝘴𝘵ã𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘴 𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘢, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰-𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢 𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳çá-𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘳." 🧵🎥3/3

Use your voice

On this day in my crochet (and college) history, 1-23 years ago! At the end, I have an assorted group of college memories. At the 2 minute mark are pics of me on stage in the production that this recording is from. I played Cain. That’s me getting murdered by Abel. So that’s me singing Scarlatti.

Good Morning Have a Wonderful Day 💙 Image created on the #Davinci app Video created on the #aireel app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Anthony Scaramucci: “If Obama acted the way Trump is acting, Fox News hosts would be calling for his impeachment. This guy is falling asleep in the Oval Office. He spent $8.2T in his first term, and he’s going to rack up $9-10T at the pace he’s on now.”

The Protocol That Changed It #mindset #recovery #wellness #kaos #consistency

Taylor Swift’s Game-Day Label, Shakira Shares Her Journey, and Mindy Kaling’s Transformation #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

#355.2 - Successful Experiment? - JACK&JOZEF - Is theatre only possible with subsidies? #ad #fy #fyp #Schiedam #schiedam750 #theaterShow #subsidies #theater #TvShow #lifehack #podcast #lifelessons #news #media #ironie #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #TalpaNetwork

May 21, 2026 Italy A magnitude 4.4 earthquake struck the Campi Flegrei supervolcano near Naples, one of the strongest in recent years.

Well that honestly is bad news x.x and on one of the roughest stages in the entire game, as well as the fact that every one else there was brand new explorers to the infinite depths of the backrooms XD Wish us luck, and lets hope the music doesn't stop abruptly >.>

🇨🇦 WATCH 👀 “Now Canada can’t solve all the world’s problems. But we can show that another way is possible. That the arc of history isn’t destined to be warped towards authoritarianism and exclusion - it can still bend towards progress and justice.” 👉Mark Carney 👏 1/2

Who was the bookseller who refused to stay in his lane? He taught himself French just to read military books. 📚 Dragged cannons over 300 miles of snow to save Washington. ❄️🛞💥 Then built America’s first artillery school at Pluckemin. ⚔️ Meet Henry Knox. Book-smart. Battle-tested.

Best thing I have heard today, sums the local elections up perfectly. You cannot dump on the weak, elderly and vulnerable and think you will get away with it. Please listen, repost.

"If Russia stops its aggression, the war is over." Von der Leyen. Russia isn't stopping. New sanctions package coming. €90 billion EU loan for Ukraine finalizing - two years of military and budget certainty. Goal: negotiate from strength. The EU isn't waiting for Russia to want peace.

For the Tumblr millennials who survived on rage, yearning, and horny fictional men. Angry FMC. Obsessive MMC. Court politics unhinged. Horny but not cute. A Debt of Shattered Hope knows exactly who you are. And what you need. #darkfantasyromance

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Senator Chris Van Hollen on how deep the corruption goes in the Trump administration.

President Trump is trying to bribe and bully Middle Eastern countries, "If Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, the others (Pakistan, Turkiye, Egypt and Jordan) do not sign on to the Abraham Accords (which normalises relations with Israel), we’re not going to move forward with an Iran deal"

In Las Vegas for our client! A #BurstPipe damaged their guest bedroom and sooo much more. Our Restorerz Vegas team is on step 5 of #WaterDamageRestoration: "Removal of Affected Materials." Water, Fire, Smoke & Mold #Restoration #EmergencyServices There's No Damage We Can't Manage

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Offering cash payments from the fund ???? Ohhh Dems will see Todd in a hearing !!! Against the law ??? He is breaking them all over the place taking Rudy’s place.

Neera Tanden on Pam Bondi's firing: Every American should be disturbed that Donald Trump believes that the Department of Justice is his personal vengeance machine.

BRAND NEW MASTERCLASS! Learn the 3-step process that took me from earning a barely livable income in New York City to landing $2 million in brand partnerships in my first 10 years as a media dietitian. Grab your spot now, before they’re all gone. ⤵️ MasterTheMedia.co/bps-masterclass

Thanks to the support of nonprofit Help Ukraine Now via UNITED24, schools in the Poltava region received generators through the Bring Light Back fundraiser. $182,000 funded 19 generators, helping children study in warm, lit classrooms. Thank you to all donors who made this possible 💛💙

Astronomy Picture of the Day A Martian Eclipse: Phobos Crosses the Sun Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, ASU MSSS, SSI apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26052... #APOD #Mars 🔭🧪

It's pouring at the station! As long as you're safe, send us your pictures at www.wsbt.com/chimein

‘Israeli’ occupation forces assault and abuse semitic Palestinian youth today in the town of Beit Furik, east of Nablus, West Bank, occupied Palestine. #EndIsraeliTerrorism ADA a DC

"And that's all it was - a theatrical event." Looking back on Frankie Goes To Hollywood's performance of 'Warriors Of The Wasteland' at Montreux Rock Festival, in this 1986 interview with Musical Box.

FACTS!

Kyle Schwarber ends Justin Wrobleski's no-hit bid with a two-out homer in the sixth inning

Power Half-Hour is a livestreamed, bi-weekly roundtable w/ a rotating group of guests! This episode features @thecity.nyc's @clauirizarry.bsky.social, @laborradionet.bsky.social's @bhamharold.bsky.social, & @americanprogress.bsky.social's @davidmadland.bsky.social: poweratwork.us/power-half-h...

🏳️‍⚧️ Am I STILL upset I wasn’t just born a girl? 🤏 #lgbtqia #mtf #transgender #foryoupage #upset (liked the sound so much i wanted to use it again 😝)

Ski Martock in Nova Scotia is attempting a massive feat of snow preservation, covering 18,000 cubic metres of snow with a specialized tarp to protect it from the summer heat. The Weather Network's Nathan Coleman has more on the ambitious project.

DID YOU KNOW that not all Chihuahuas look the same? Some have apple-shaped heads, some have deer-like faces, and others grow long fluffy coats that make them look twice their size. Chihuahuas may be tiny, but they’re one of the boldest and most loyal dog breeds in the world. Their different body

The Greek people are rebelling in front of the Israeli embassy in Athens in solidarity with Palestine. Text/ source: @eyeonpalestine.bsky.social

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

What made you decide to pursue Right to Manage❓️ For John and the other leaseholders, it came down to the level of service and how their money was being managed. There were concerns about spending and a lack of clear answers when questions were raised.

A bit of quarterstaff flow in the park. I'm always excited when a student applies the technique we just did in class ❤️ #HEMA #WMA #quarterstaff

Yeah, this is a lot of horseshit in a short time. The mad king is screwing everything up...

The Westminster bubble is excitedly speculating and gossiping about the new Mandelson messages and what this means for their own careers. We have broken politics. We need a modern, democratic, functional constitution and a different political culture. #Mandleson #Westminster #ChangeEverything

Today in History: On May 25, 2023, the Sackett v. EPA Supreme Court ruling changed the landscape of water protection in the U.S. by stripping federal safeguards from millions of acres of wetlands.

Gaat me er niet om dat het een mes of dolk is. Het gaat me het vakmanschap. Zoals dit ook: www.youtube.com/shorts/-9986...

Watch Wemby motioning to everyone as he comes up to guard this pick-and-roll. Precipitates a super clean three-way switch. -Fox switches onto KAT -Champagnie switches onto Bridges -Wemby switches onto Hart Easy to make a mistake in this coverage, but the Spurs nail it.

Thank you, Julie! 💙 @lindanoel8.bsky.social @still-leslie.bsky.social @kaplanikids.bsky.social @davidqhog.bsky.social @kissmytiara.bsky.social @democrac4ever.bsky.social @glitterck.bsky.social @hairworm.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol

So langsam kommen immer mehr Videos aus dem Iran durch. Aufnahmen des israelischen Angriffs auf die petrochemischen Anlagen in Asaluyeh im Süden Irans, am 6. April während der Operation #RoaringLion

Hallo AfD Freunde wünsche einen wundervollen Tag🖤❤️💛 💙💙💙💙🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪💙💙💙💙💪💪💪💪🫡

There aren't many sins in my life I have not committed The difference between Saint George, the slayer of dragons, and me is that I am certainly no saint. George bears his soul to caller Mae in Oklahoma Follow #MOATS 556 #GeorgeGalloway #SaintGeorge #dragons #sins

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