God always gets blamed for the unexplainable. He's most popular among those who understand the least.

Cancer and drone crash immediately compete for leading cause of deaths.

Amen

Visualize a screenshot NFT. Happy 4/20

And I think he may go golfing this weekend.

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"Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light... supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way."

"No person shall be ELECTED to the office of the President more than twice". There's NO chance his reading comprehension bothered beyond that point. Because his brilliant mind discovered the loophole to "legally" stay in office forever. 😆

Yours is perfect description of the fantastic installation. But the internet can't be denied a poop pun like that just hanging in the air.

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Home Sweet Home 🐷🥰🐾❤️

What if the files from Leon Black's defamation lawsuit were released to finally bring some actual justice to his victims? Source #Defamation #Investigation #Accountability

Increasingly frantic statements from the Russian dictator following the humiliating parade experience – now admitting that he started the war in Ukraine to punish them for their desire to join the EU and that he intends to do the same to Armenia.

🚨 THERE WILL BE SHOTS FIRED TONIGHT! 🍻😂 They literally told us… 👀 They say it openly, right in front of everyone. The public is shown exactly what is happening… Send this to someone who still can’t see the signs hidden in plain sight 🍿👀 👉 www.charlieward.com

What skills is @savethechildren.org US looking for? At a recent career event, Douglas Mercer, Managing Director of Talent Attraction and Acquisition at Save the Children US, highlighted the specific roles the organization is currently seeking to fill. #careers #globaldevelopment #SaveTheChildren

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Fire breaks out at Huemul Hotel in Bariloche, Argentina; no word on casualties. Video: Clarin.

Throwing down and taking notes on a Sunday morning. It's something I always look forward to. Playing #2XKO with my doubles partner @aer0blue.bsky.social this morning on stream. Come hang out with us! twitch.tv/anakonistark

Good Morning! A smile to start your day. :) #goodmorning #gm #snoopy #dog #hug

⭕Un enfant et une femme âgée ont été tués après qu'une frappe aérienne #Israélienne a visé un camp de personnes déplacées à #Gaza. #PALESTINE-ONLINE

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Birthright citizenship is settled. The Constitution is clear. This push is not an interpretation. It is an attempt to force a different outcome. https://open.substack.com/pub/shanlonwu/p/birthright-citizenship-is-not-up?r=5dicwe&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Join Alaska Public Media for live coverage of the State of the Union address and Democratic response from NPR News Tuesday at 5 pm on Alaska Public Media FM 91.1, https://akpub.io/3AMXcC0 or the Alaska Public Media app. Alaska News Nightly will air in its entirety immediately after the address.

A teenager charged with sexually assaulting and killing his 18-year-old stepsister on a Carnival Cruise ship arrived at a courthouse on Wednesday morning. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/teen-charged-with-killing-stepsister-on-carnival-cruise-could-be-jailed-until-trial/ 

A sociopathic society, on par with the US.

If you took a look at the polling in the #NH01 Democratic Primary & saw that one candidate was polling significantly better with Republicans and Independents than the others, would you be surprised to learn that it’s me, the candidate endorsed by Southern NH DSA? #NHPolitics

I totally deserved that

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yup, it's called Maul: Shadow Lord, and it takes place right after Revenge of the Sith/Clone Wars S7, and it's REALLY good, it just came out last month and the two final episodes aired on May 4th, there's 10 episodes in Season 1 total and they're gonna do another season, I'm SO READY

🎙️ Dans son dernier épisode des "Grands entretiens", Anne Rosencher reçoit Richard Malka. L’avocat de Charlie Hebdo et essayiste, aborde la question politique du port du voile. Un entretien à écouter en entier ici ➡️ https://l.lexpress.fr/Dq8

This next election vote for the party fighting fraud not the one covering it up. Vote Republican! See more of NEWSMAX:  https://www.newsmax.com/

Going to protest the fact SNS shits posted giant banner and stopped little baby birds of being fed. Their parents are literally crying. Sending you pictures from 14h.

Sanguisugabogg takes you into the bunk area of their tour bus! #sanguisugabogg #digitaltourbus #businvaders #tourbus #metalband

Spotted Towhee bathing. #Arizona #Birds #Birding

Tae on IG 💜🐻💜 #V #Taehyung #BTS 🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DY9GSv4k5F2/

TikTok is losing users. They censored the F out of my account… and I’m a nobody. Big influencers who make money on TikTok are getting crushed!

Yesterday on BBC Newsnight, we discussed the ongoing war in Iran and when Trump might decide to end it. We also spoke about the UK's involvement and recent criticisms of Starmer.

50 Years Ago Today: An epic bench-clearing brawl breaks out between the #RedSox and #Yankees at Yankee Stadium after Lou Piniella collides with catcher Carlton Fisk! Bill Lee separates his left shoulder in the ensuing skirmish! (May 20, 1976) #OldSchool #MLB #Baseball #History

six shots and didn't hit anyone

"Legislators see themselves first and foremost as team players for their parties," says Philip Wallach. "They don't see their job as placing limits on the president," says @oonahathaway.bsky.social. "They see their job as enabling him." TONIGHT 8:30 pm ET @pbs.org listings: to.pbs.org/39hI6Tf

At airport lounge waiting for Beijing flight and there is a robot drinks tray because of course there is... #china #hongkong

🎶🗣️Portem… quants triplets? UN, DOS, TRES 🏆🏆🏆 #Polònia3Cat

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Der Herr Mini ist gestern in den Regen gekommen. 🐿️💦💦💦🥹 #squirrels #balkonhörnchen #eichhörnchen

CARNAGE. Des frappes israéliennes simultanées sur le Liban mercredi 8 avril 2026, en particulier des zones résidentielles de Beyrouth, ont fait 182 morts et 890 blessés, selon le ministère libanais de la Santé.

Christmas Eve night 1924, guests of The Wandering Inn celebrate the holiday unaware of the tragedy unfolding around them #tashairwin #magicmysteryspice #booksky #wanderingspirits #booktok #holidaymagic #holidayromance

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I am so tired. I am tired of a government which claims to be progressive enacting the most hostile and dehumanising policies against minorities we have seen in decades. I am tired of its supporters trying to deflect from the harm Labour is causing. I am tired of all this bullshit inhumanity. 2/

My birthday is two days away, and I am so excited😁🤞

They hate to see me coming 😅 #writing #writingcommunity #author #publishing #characters #writersky #booksky #writesky

@cmr2.bsky.social missed the best one, or was saving it for himself @therealsnicks.bsky.social

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Peach ice cream peeled off her fuzzy navel coat and jumped in with orange and banana for a whirling blender spin smoothie.

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The Prime Minister has insisted Canada needs to diversify away from the U.S. market, but this week, Mark Carney said “Canada strong will help make America great again." Vassy asks Secretary of State Stephen Fuhr: How do Canadians reconcile those two things? #cdnpoli

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@jamie.pariomagazine.com.au, @astridpizarro.bsky.social & @bobbymunson.bsky.social debate what #ScaryMovie 6 needs to do to be successful.

@DBR8 : "De Jong és indispensable per a l'entrenador" @victorlozano73 : "Casadó és molt millor que Frenkie de Jong" #OnzeE3 http://Som3cat.video/Onze

This is brilliant we need more of this ! 😂😂😂😂😂 night night Donald ! 💤💤💤