He does so every time he opens his mouth without food in front of it.

Yours is perfect description of the fantastic installation. But the internet can't be denied a poop pun like that just hanging in the air.

The danger is real.😆

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I'll never understand why those reporters go straight to Barack Obama, and get their question answered. 😆

Can we all agree that from now on the elevated suit in card games is called "obama"?

Praise Bob! 😎👍

"No person shall be ELECTED to the office of the President more than twice". There's NO chance his reading comprehension bothered beyond that point. Because his brilliant mind discovered the loophole to "legally" stay in office forever. 😆

And I think he may go golfing this weekend.

One can count on Costanza's Razor to explain this regime. 'The most cynical explanation is usually the right one.'

🇸🇪 PM Kristersson: Yesterday evening, we had a working dinner on board a Swedish Coast Guard ship where we discussed the big commitments of ours to counter Russian shadow fleet, and as you know, we've done so quite significantly.

Top 🤔🤔🤔 moments from Hegseth’s hearing, day 2

While we push our Star War wares on this auspicious day (cough DRKLGHT.com cough) We also have a hefty fuck you to Dave Feloni and John Favreau for even talking to Nazi transphobe Gina Carano about a possible return

Xi has sent a very clear warning to Putin: during today's banquet dinner, the band played Swan Lake. State media did not note whether the bunker midget started choking on his Peking Duck when the music started. 🦢🦢🦢🦢

Amazing video of the construction of the Kusuma Neolithic Hall, a recreation of a 4,500 year old structure found near Stonehenge... More: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

F (BL)U(ES) for all my San Francisco friends. Say F U to the status quo that got Trump elected and vote for Saikat Chakrabarti for congress in 2026! @saikatforcongress.bsky.social #cello #blues #jazz #activism #political

BBC Politics asked me about Liberal Democrats’ chances at the elections on the 7th of May. We’re going to be strong contenders where we’re competitive against the Conservatives, & in many parts of the country we are now the only contenders against the divisive politics of Nigel Farage & Reform.

Masked agents. Unmarked cars. American citizens being snatched off the street, deported, or killed. The lawlessness of ICE needs to stop.

1/3 A rare meaningful debate on Serbian TV with Boško Jakšić and Darko Obradović: - A Belgian court recently ruled that the 🇧🇪 state failed to take necessary measures to prevent the risk of genocide in Gaza - Serbia remains among the few countries that still “proudly” export weapons to Israel 👇

#Colorado #ColoradoPolitics #PhilWeiser #SubstackLive #Drought #WaterCrisis #HousingCrisis #ODC #OurDemocracyCollective

How I feel about libraries! ❤️ 🫶🏾🙏🏽

No need to rush, everything will deflate in due time. 🤷‍♂️

Rep. Tom Kean Jr. voted to cut $1 trillion from Medicaid, along with every Republican in Congress. Why? To give trillions in tax handouts to the richest people in the history of the world. - @alaw202.bsky.social

Drop some STAR WARS 🤖 🖤 🚀

#MichelleObama Serving That Miranda Priestly Vibe... #ThatsAll #AndEmily #PleaseBoreSomeoneElseWithYourQuestions

🇺🇸 Celebrate Memorial Day and the weekend at Moda Cafe & Bakery! Freshly baked pastries, delicious breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and sweet desserts await in Richmond, TX. ☕🥐🍰 #MemorialDay #ModaCafeTX #RichmondTX

war richtig gut besucht heute das #tempelhoferfeld

"The wars going to be over in less than a week" ... Haven't we seen how this plays out before? #politics #progress #democracy #progressive #change #vote #nowar #peace #impeachtrump

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Precious family . 😍

For all the milk and medicine, sometimes their new family makes the difference. When Wangalla resisted greens, Misheck turned it into a ritual. He'd pull his chair outside her stable with a bushel of fresh greens, hand-feeding each to Wangalla. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/wangalla

Post someone who looks good in a dress.

This👇🏻

vm.tiktok.com/ZNd4t7qL9/ 🇺🇦 #Zelenskyy #Ukraine #war #Kyiv #bus #capital #news #president #world Kyiv 29.08.25 President Zelenskyy is traveling by bus to the opening of the National Military Memorial Cemetery.

She ought to be a shame of herself. That absolutely looks like dog food🐕🐾🐶🤮🤮🤮🤮 #MacaroniSalad 🤮🤮🤮

How worried am I about Trump starting military action in Cuba? Deeply. The analog is Putin — looking for a distraction when things go badly at home. Trump is already teasing it through people close to him. Watch full video here: substack.com/@thekenharba...

🟠 SPORT IN TV La 19esima tappa del Giro d’Italia. Al Roland Garros parte il terzo turno. Proseguono gli Europei di ginnastica ritmica. Al Mugello inizia il week end della MotoGP e nel basket si gioca gara-1 del Playoff Scudetto

youtu.be/3dRxjYmUAUo?...

the ameriKKKan way .

1/2 Ukraine’s drones hit Russian targets across operational depth, including an ST-68 radar under a radome in Feodosia and a Pantsir-S1 near Novofedorivka in occupied Crimea. Other strikes hit fuel rail tanks in Makiivka, a logistics depot in Mariupol, an ammo depot in Rubizhne,

Americans don’t need another forever war.

We should not allow people to gamble on war or on human lives. Full stop.

Have you ever had leaky pipes? VANA did on her tour RV... #vana #digitaltourbus #businvaders #tourlife #metalcore

We all had that one perverted teacher. Sauce is Seitokai Yakuindomo.

𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗟 -𝟭FDGDGDFG

In case, the #GreaterIsrael project, based in the #Talmud and misinterpretation of the #Torah such, are still unknown variables, regarding the future dictatorship, called the #PaxJudaica and its #NoahideLaws, we have a very vivid and graphical example of how modern #Israel will treat all of mankind:

💉 People taking the GLP-1 weight loss drugs semaglutide and tirzepatide might be missing their recommended daily protein intake ✨Follow the link for more information on this story✨ buff.ly/xAi40hl #science #sciencenews #research #stem #facts #knowledge #sciencefacts #GLP1 #weightloss

Learn how @AFLCIO’s state federations of labor are taking on AI in @poweratwork.bsky.social's new blogcast! @mrsethharris.bsky.social is joined by Pres Lorena Gonzalez of @californialabor.bsky.social & Pres Chrissy Lynch of Mass AFLCIO to discuss! poweratwork.us/blogcast-103...

Tornyol builds micro-drones that kill mosquitoes - www.ycombinator.com/companies/to... #tech #technews #drones

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#Bears Friday injury report: RB D’Andre Swift didn’t practice (personal) and is questionable to play against the #Giants. TE Durham Smythe is also questionable. OUT: CB Josh Blackwell, LB T.J. Edwards, DE Dominique Robinson. Moore, Odunze, Byard, Kmet, Monangaiall FULL.

Here's what's coming up tonight on WKOW!

From 11–13 February 2026, the global community comes together in Marrakech, Morocco, for the 6th Global Conference on the Elimination of Child Labour. Help build momentum: show the red card to child labour ✋🟥 Here’s how 👇 #EndChildLabour

Jesús Sánchez getting hit by a ball thrown from the stands (from the Sportsnet broadcast)

Our #FreeWebinarWednesday programme for January – June 2026 is live! Find out more about the free webinars, what’s coming up and how to register in the CALL Blog: https://bit.ly/44k6Ozz

Drop something YELLOW 🚖🐝💛🌻🍯

Josef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @goodbadftblpod@twitter.com: Paul Scholes NEVER listens to music! 😳🎶

Again, my Don Diva Magazine cover stories are available at the link: online.fliphtml5.com/vvcea/dlsg/ #truecrime

📺 Cristopher Sánchez contra los Padres.