Looking at US news through the filter of Bluesky. When things are already far weirder than you could ever have imagined, what's next?

Take that January 🌞 Local temperature 9°C (48°F)

Walking into 2026 like

I... just... omfg everything is backwards 🤦‍♀️

A happy little fizzy-pop can and a bouncy tune to give everyone a pleasant little timeline cleanse.

Bounce

Behold the floaty D20 of vague fortunes bathing in the blue waters of the Magic 8 Ball

This really is the most anti-Groundhog Day I've ever seen online. People are tired 🥺

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Good morning! 😱➡️😌 Overwhelmed? Just take a step back, breathe, and grab a coffee. Even the loudest days can start with a quiet moment. ☕️🌅 "Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are." — Chinese Proverb 🧰 Created in @ImagineArt_X #GoodMorning #TheScream #MentalHealth

Not Everyone Sees The Good In You Dr. Karri Bryant is Taking Over "Let's Be Clear" with Dr. Khaalida Forbes and Prophetess Tiffany Wilson. Look for the episode on our YouTube Channel! #JamalBryantPodcast #Podcast #JamalBryant #Takeover #KarriBryant #KhaalidaForbes #TiffanyWilson #MentalHealth

Resistance grows with every attempt to quiet us. They can change the rules, but they cannot change our resolve. When we are told to back down, we push forward even harder. This is how real change begins and how victories are earned.

⛔ In #LatinAmerica, the workers and peasants of #Bolivia, "with revolution running through their veins," have taken to the highways and are telling the pro-capitalist president, who came to power six months ago: "Get out‼️" A new problem for #Donroe ( #Trümp)‼️ A must-see‼️

What is our path out of this nightmare? What is Trump’s endgame? David Sanger joins @djrothkopf.bsky.social, @edwardluce.bsky.social, and @rosabrooks.bsky.social to discuss the global effects of Trump’s war in Iran. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... youtu.be/Eu985-sEeRQ

"They would describe me as a big freak athlete for my size." Arkansas defensive lineman Cam Ball gives an analysis of what he thinks folks would say about him #NFL #NFLCombine

CFH unfiltered: #TPUSA

NJDEP and NJ Department of Community Affairs today highlighted the success of a major state-led effort to collect and safely destroy PFAS-containing firefighting foams from hundreds of fire departments across the state at no cost to them. 🔗News release at dep.nj.gov/newsrel/26_00320/ (1/3)

Les trois infos du jour ! - For All Manking revient pour une sixième, mais dernière, saison... Vive l'Uchronie ! - La Servante écarlate débarque en intégralité sur Disney+ - Wonder Man s'offre une saison 2 #Uchronie #ForAllManking #thehandmaidstale #MargaretAtwood #WonderMan #Marvel #disneyplus

Last year at DoN, Kazuchika Okada wrestled Speedball Mike Bailey with this mind blowing mid-air reversal. ULTIMA WEAPON INTO HIS DROPKICK. #AEW

Want a burst of joy right now? Hey friends, want a quick joy boost? God tells us in Philippians 4:4, 'Rejoice always, and let your gentleness be known to everyone.' That means joy isn’t optional—it’s a command. When you choose joy today, you tap into His strength, turning ordinary moments into mi

Yes. But very hidden. And there are many like it. @alfonsjg.bsky.social

This woman will be Trump's next Director of National Intelligence. Why do you think she will be? You guessed it... She's a Mossad agent.

So, uh… Turns out I got a lil too excited yesterday and, uh, slightly mixed up the date. Sorryy SO announcing something HUGEE not in 3, but 2 days!! 👀 #gamedev #indiedevs

Dating small talk. Drone. Mansplaining. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom

📔SOMETIMES WOMEN DON'T STAY SILENT: 📕MISTAKES MEN MAKE by Marlow Stevens. On Amazon and All Good On-Line Bookstores, including Ebay. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G3JB3948 #books, #Booktok, #shorts, #BookReview, #authors,#shorts

The final strike of Rome. 🏛️🛡️ Struck between 1449 and 1453, this silver stavraton represents the last stand of Constantine XI and the fall of Constantinople. A physical witness to the end of a 1,500-year-old empire. 🪙⚔️⛓️ Shop the final legacy: Kinzercoins.com

Szeth My current favorite character from The Stormlight Archive. It's supposed to be an Everstorm in the background. The bit of blue is supposed to hint at the Stormfather. #art #digitalart #brandonsanderson #thestormlightarchive #szeth #fanart #character […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Acting AG Todd Blanche throws a fit: "I'm the acting AG, okay? The fact that I used to be Trump's lawyer is just a fact." Gee, does someone need a juice box and a nap?!

The unique landscape of Socotra Desert Rose (Adenium osaeum, or subspecies of Adenium obesum), on Socotra Island, Yemen. #nature #plants #flowers #landscape #geography

Unitree has revealed their first Mech Prototype, the GD01 #ai #artificialintelligence #news #tech #robot #robots #mecha #china #unitree

Welcome back to #1990s tech...did you love it? Here's what I made about back in the day. I tried to make a retro rhythm that's ace...

Rewatching the Gallery eps…Jon/Dave have to realize that something is missing from the new movie! It’s time for Din to cross the threshold, leave behind the safety of his creed, and enter a new world w/ out the helmet where the real journey w/ his son begins. Why they so afraid?! 😩

Air Sabu from Briscoe! #AEWDoN

"Without You" is about realizing that love isn’t just about feeling good, it’s about becoming a better version of yourself because of someone else. #indierock #alternativerock #romance #emotionalrock

RSV Maternal Vaccine Cuts Infant Hospitalizations in Real World, Yet Insurance Barriers Risk Widening Racial Gaps This Season Insurance barriers in the Dallas study will blunt the vaccine's proven 67% efficacy from RCTs, leavi ▶ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wSSG0mmWt2c #TheFactum #VITALIS

don’t you hate it when you murder a guy and then have to run really far to get his body

Are you ready for the Final Four today? I-L-L!

Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown - Magic Spear I Composer: Ryo Watanabe

#Spanish PM Pedro Sanchez is in #China for his 4th visit, aiming to deepen economic ties. Diego Rodríguez León, general director of the New Economy International Forum, said Spain seeks to balance #trade by increasing exports while welcoming high-quality Chinese investment in critical sectors.

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This joke absolutely slays.. #FreePalestine🇵🇸

Schon gewusst? .🔥🔥🔥🔥 THX to Stolz Deutsch💪🏻🇩🇪

#Εφαρμογή εύρεσης #συγκατοίκου #Ελλάδα #Roommate finding #app #Greece #

Ok. Maybe that’s enough tiktok for tonight @deardean22.bsky.social here ya go.

Diky reakci na post @jindrichsidlo2 jsem nasel tuhle dokonalou skladby Vindaloo, nejlepsi fotbalovy hymny vsech dob z Tops Of The Pops pred zacatkem mistrovstvi v roce 1998.

16 years of rule in Hungary led by a corrupt fascist Viktor Orban comes to an end! A victory for Democracy! A loss for MAGA and Putin!

Are you paying attention? 👀👈🏽✨

Happy Spring Festival🧧 from $daCAT #LunarNewYear

~500+ people showed up at Oak Park and Grand today to STOP THE CRUELTY! #StopTheCruelty #IndivisibleSLOCounty

Live now! 💜 www.twitch.tv/pmsjordan

“No accessible ID” … did they check the victims front pockets before eight well-fed men piled on him like kids in a ball-pit?

TONIGHT at 9 on SOPBS: Lucy Worsley Investigates: The American Revolution Exploring how the American Revolution affected Britain, with sabotage, espionage and political unrest reshaping the empire.

Sports Department Administrator, Norwich School. Closes: 16/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/cqr8n8. #independentschooljobs #norfolkjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

you sleep, Sleepy Post boosts your visibility while you dream. Wake up to results. #socialmediaautomation #sleepypost

Cecilia Zandalasini finds a cutting Kayla Thornton #WNBA

💬 Are we talking enough about #ADHD? In this #MindtheKids episode, @tamsinford.bsky.social highlights the importance of proper assessment and awareness and sheds light on the realities of ADHD diagnoses in children. With host @claragfaria.bsky.social. 👉 https://bit.ly/48Y7hd7

harvey check in

#tariffs #imports #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/u8jwzpgz