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Fantastic Planet C'est tres bonkers ❤️

Or, hear me out...

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The Time Machine (1960)

Looking at US news through the filter of Bluesky. When things are already far weirder than you could ever have imagined, what's next?

I... just... omfg everything is backwards 🤦‍♀️

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Many of you will have seen this but for those of you who haven't, this is astonishing. It's what happens when people who comment on Facebook posts stand for election and actually win.

Putin promised China uninterrupted exports of Russian energy resources: "Our country is one of the largest exporters of oil, natural gas and coal to China. We are ready to continue reliably ensuring uninterrupted supplies of all these types of fuel."

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“Women absolutely deserve respect.” -Aretha Franklin

Zakaria exposes how Trump treats a catastrophic global war like a cheap reality TV show, constantly contradicting himself.

About 150 people marched from Cal Anderson Park to Seattle City Hall in support of Trans rights. One chant: "Katie Wilson you can't hide, there's a Trans genocide!"

Melissa Horne turned to hormone therapy after struggling with anxiety, irritability, and sleep disturbances, ultimately finding relief at The Skin Spot in Cape Coral. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/hormone-therapy-women-health-florida/71349183 

I WAS THERE! Eric Love remembers the energy crisis of the 1970s and he knows what US leadership refused to grasp: we should've gotten off oil - or at least prepared better before this "excursion." #IranWar #EnergyCrisis #NoWarForOil #AddictedToOil

A VA C&P exam is different from a normal medical appointment. Understanding that distinction can make the process feel less overwhelming. We explain what a C&P exam is and the examiner’s role in your claim. #veteransbenefits #vaclaims #cpexam

🎙️🎧 Check out this episode from the Powerful Women Podcast! Theresa Anderson, Production & Operations Director for ArtPrize, joins Jennifer Moss to share her story! https://www.wgvunews.org/2026-03-02/the-amazing-innovator-taking-artprize-to-new-heights-shares-her-story #powerfulwomenwgvu

Bring in use it or lose it policies You won't be long seeing more properties coming back into use Then everyone can have a home in Ireland The government could make this change now The question is whether they want everyone to have a home Dyke Parade Cork City #DerelictIreland

Long Island Rail Road workers are picketing outside of stations on Saturday after contract negotiations with the MTA fell through. The strike has halted North America's busiest commuter rail, which could leave hundreds of thousands of riders scrambling.

A wholesome moment with Alexia 🥺 #UWCLfinal || DisneyPlus

South Carolina got blocked from carving up districts. Turns out people are tired of politicians picking voters instead of voters picking politicians. #SouthCarolinaPolitics #Democracy #RedistrictingBattle #PoliticalNews #Government #VotingRights #ElectionNews #BlueskyPolitics #Gerrymandering

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📺 Brad Keller conecta, carrera(s) para Ramón Laureano.

British tourists confront and turn out vacationing Israelis from a restaurant in Vietnam.

The Sh** Cycles? Ep. 36 is out! Are we doomed to repeat the same cycles of panic and chaos every time a groundbreaking technology emerges? Anne Trager and I fight the "slippery slope of negativity" surrounding AI today. With the help of Matt Ridley’s The Rational Optimist (published in 2011).

On #TonightVMTV at 10PM with Shane Coleman: 🚨 Taoiseach distances Fianna Fáil from Bertie Ahern’s immigration comments. 🚨 Fewer breath tests, low convictions & rising fatalities – is road safety enforcement failing?

I would rather have my face peeled, then have to sit through… What, I’m trying to think of what that show is all about?

Adorable raccoon family spotted in Central Park 💙🥹 Vid credit: mickmicknyc on Threads

✨ @shadeprotocolgame.bsky.social KICKSTARTER DETAILS! Tune in to learn more!!✨ ✨ ✨ open.spotify.com/episode/5sjs... ✨ ✨ #razzledazzle #razzledazzleshow #indiegamedev #shadeprotocol #metroidvania

Naw im all for the mid century builder. I still need proper f7's but ive been putting together this one for a year or so now.

On Workers’ Memorial Day, I’m honored to stand with AFGE Local 1133 President John Hetzel and members from the Robley Rex VA Medical Center, and grateful to receive their endorsement. #CaringforKentucky #AFGE #UnionStrong💪

Haven’t read A Rose Adrift yet? It’s the perfect read for anyone who loves small town shenanigans, heartfelt romance, fun-loving characters, and a plot that keeps you flipping the pages🌹📘 #aroseadrift #smalltownromance #romancebooks #booksky #booktok #mustread #indieauthors #writingcommunity

Upgrades EDGAR Upgrades! Day 4 of 28 | #gamedev #wickfordgames #indiedev #gaming #day4 #batteries

A very violent domestic Attack #CoerciveControl #TraumaBond #LoveShouldntHurt #MilitaryAbuse #InvisibleAbuse #ControlToFreedom #SafetyPlanning #RestrainingOrder #CustodyWin #DocumentTheAbuse #LegalProtection #SurvivorRights #SurvivorStory

Our Government is committing mass murder around the world! We need to speak up now ! Now is the time ! It’s American responsibility to speak up and act when our leaders are behaving out of line ! Fucken do something!!! Now ! #iran #gaza

Sip back and relax.🍷Now that you’ve made it through the week—it’s time to enjoy the fruits 🍇 of the vine. #AElaineWines

A day will come when Donald Trump no longer dominates our politics. Even though this is obvious, it’s hard to keep in mind. The future will belong to those who can think clearly about what happens next.

Sick f..cks They are cheering and clappingwatching the homes of Lebanese people being blown up, flattening whole villages

Fun fact: Before “BACKROOMS,” Kane Parsons was already building an audience with fan-made “Attack on Titan” animations on #YouTube.

🌍 This #WorldHomelessDay, poet @surfingsofas.bsky.social shares Not Just One — a powerful poem about homelessness, hope & change. 🎶 Donate as little as £1 to hear the full poem & support young people facing homelessness: everyyouth.org.uk/product/not-... #HomelessnessAwareness

Episode 25 of Total Nileation, the podcast that brings you the good news they don’t report is out now! Available wherever you get your podcasts. 🦎 Lizards can regrow tails. Starfish can regrow arms. Axolotls can regrow basically anything. Mammals? Not so much… until now. 📎 Sources: Ars Technica

CAGE MATCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE? C’mon, America! You’re better than this. Just the latest embarrassing, odiferous distraction from Epstein, Iran, and all the rest of Agent Orange’s messes. #Iran #Epstein #cagematch #UFC #WhiteHouse

Happy birthday to one of my Aries Queens. She is the BEST sis in law, and I am so thankful for being in the family fold now. New Orleans folks are some of the most welcoming and supportive people I’ve met. I had to show her some 💕 and I can’t wait to reheat all the good leftovers 😏

Humanity is apart of nature, not above it! Your generation has far more power than you may realize. And if you harness that power, if you find your leadership, your issues, your voice, the world will not be able to ignore you. You will have to be accommodated! Believe me, I know that’s true!

Days of Baromir (Tales of Baromir Book 2) by Eric Johnson!  Now in English and Spanish! amazon.com/Days-Baromir-Tales-Book-ebook/dp/B0C8JZPNXD Dias De Baromir ¡Ahora en inglés y español! amzn.to/3OZMNd6  #sciencefiction  #cienciaficcion Follow @kimjohnson562.bsky.social for more!

Sen Andy Kim: Refusing to address the inhumane conditions at Delaney Hall is a choice that ICE and GEO Group are making. Putting profit over people. Here are 3 things Secretary Mullin COULD focus on fixing right now.

I am the furry hero you didnt know you needed... or wanted. Here to save you from... I dunno, boredom? Idk imma fox

on m'avait dit : le monde est merveilleux comme une bulle de savon et puis, il m'avait bien fallu renoncer à mes illusions : les bulles de savon c'est dégueulasse tags : on ne dit pas qu'on n'aime pas avant d'avoir goûté, #truth #psychology #children #education

Made a Ryld and Zyn Tomodachi MV (had to cut a few seconds and the introduction I made because 3 min is the max here 😭) But I love this. It's so cute. They're so cute together! 💕 Happy Pride Month everyone!! Ryld belongs to @bunnieka.bsky.social #RyldZyn #BG3 #Drow

Alejandro Kirk se fractura el dedo pulgar y se estima que estara 6 semanas fuera. #Beisbol #AlejandroKirk  #beisbolmexicano  #Mexico  #miraloaqui

Cuuchan's core in GeoGuessr ☝️🤓 [Part 2] #FeileaVision

Julia is using her magic to help Fleur, whilst Fleur is worrying about her work situation. She doesn't know just how tricky it's about to get ... 🤓 #writinglife #witchyfiction

Michelangelo emerges as a queer icon through his poetry for Tommaso Cavalieri, revealing romantic feelings. Some works were later altered—revisionism! Despite sodomy laws, Florence had nuanced views on queerness. His art and writings reflect deep admiration for the male form. #QueerArtHistory

Así describió Quentin Tarantino el Hollywood actual; según el famoso director, las nuevas películas estadounidenses «son imposibles de ver sin criticarlas a fondo». El director añadió que prefiere leer libros a ver películas de Hollywood. vk.com/ria?z=photo-...

Another Flotilla Kidnapped person (Canadian) out of the 500 people from 45 countries that were kidnapped in international waters by the most evil country on our planet She describes 👇