Looking at US news through the filter of Bluesky. When things are already far weirder than you could ever have imagined, what's next?

Take that January 🌞 Local temperature 9°C (48°F)

Me in my bubble navigating social media in 2026

The Time Machine (1960)

Fantastic Planet C'est tres bonkers ❤️

In the UK we had perfectly normal things like Count Duckula, Timmy Mallett and Australian imports like Round the Twist. Not a chance 😄

I... just... omfg everything is backwards 🤦‍♀️

Someone else went out for snacks this afternoon. Very fortunate to live in an exceptionally green city with lots of pedestrian and cycle routes away from the main roads.

Ahem

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

Lovely comments part 36 It’s fun to highlight stupid comments, but I don’t want to neglect to fully appreciate how the vast majority of comments I get are super lovely! Here are some from TikTok. Music by @olympiatroutpatrol.

“Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. “It is written,” he said to them, ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭21‬:‭12‬-‭13‬ ‭NIV‬‬

"They would describe me as a big freak athlete for my size." Arkansas defensive lineman Cam Ball gives an analysis of what he thinks folks would say about him #NFL #NFLCombine

New AI from NCAR can now predict severe weather *days* in advance—potentially extending warning times for tornadoes & hurricanes. Crucial for saving lives. 🌪️ #weather Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-severe-weather-hazards-future-ai.html

Can the Spurs get a win at home? #nba #conferencefinals #spurs #okcthunder #nbahighlights

Pete Hegseth told the press that now that Trump has initiated a non-Congressionally sanctioned war against Iran, other superpowers (specifically the UK) need to step up to help. We no longer need a sun, the earth just orbits around Hegseth now.

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little thing i made for @ashortsquirrel.bsky.social

Hopeful technology seeks the Ark; we pray Christ guides discovery, unveiling His promises anew. Hebrews 11:10 - "For he was looking forward to the city with foundations, whose architect and builder is God." #BibleVerse #IgniteKingdom

Dylan Harper with a put-back dunk on a missed transition 3. The Spurs are rolling! #NBASky #SkyHoops

Contact your local Hamas and Egypt Reps and ask them why there’s a 7 layered security border that traps ALL PALESTINIANS IN A WAR ZONE!!

Video from Kristin Baker shows hail coming down near Road America in Sheboygan County this afternoon. The Sportscar Vintage Racing Association event at the track was cancelled entirely around 2:30 p.m. due to the weather. Check out tmj4.com/weather for weather updates.

What terrorists look like

கடந்த காலத்தை மாற்றலாம்! இளமையை மீட்கலாம்! ரூட் பேட்டர்னை உங்கள் கடந்த காலத்திலிருந்து அழித்து, நீங்கள் விரும்பியபடி மாற்றி எழுதினால், உங்கள் உடல் மற்றும் மன ஆரோக்கியத்தை மீட்டெடுக்க முடியும்.

Bit late to the party, but wow. This style of football is what we've been missing this season... #LFC

A MAGA influencer has been arrested, and he’s connected to Trump’s inner circle. When you look at this through the lens of criminal cults and conspiracy, it raises serious questions about the kinds of people operating within these networks. 📹: @couriernewsroom

You can always head down to the home of CSS, Rough & Tumble Pub (Ballard or Columbia City), to watch every Storm game! With more than enough televisions for ALL of the sports, local brews, and great food, there isn't a better place to catch a game! #SeattleStorm #SeattleSports #Seattle

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Huge social changes occurring in real time are leading us to rethink traditional roles. Join us this Sunday as science journalist Melissa Hogenboom reveals how pursuing and maintaining power is a key part of every human interaction. 📅 Sunday 2 November 🕒 3pm 🎟️ https://bit.ly/3LcxLyt

Happy Valentine's Day! @tryxglobal in PINK is now available for purchase in North America! Be pretty in pink and ready to love the way you game. www.xidax.com/tryxflova

Yes yes Namgi married we know ...

COIN OF THE WEEK TIME! MEET: THE SENSOR COIN ✨ 👀 Targets the highest value coin ⚡️ Zaps everything in its way 🧠 Built with raccoon laser science #roguelike #indiedev #raccoin

I'm so triggered this morning. It has already started. I've seen people posting desserts with cranberries and cranberry sauce. I will say this only once: CRANBERRIES DON'T BELONG IN DESSERTS. #RealDesserts #DessertFails #LetThemEatCake #ChocolateLovers #FallFlavors

Thank you to the Houston Furniture Bank team for the incredible work you do serving families across our city. Our Community Spotlight recognizes your commitment to providing essential furniture, and helping create dignified homes throughout Houston. #Houston #CommunityImpact

Wondering how to navigate brand partnerships without the guesswork? I've got you! In this week's Master the Media podcast, I'm answering real questions from Brand Partnership School students—the ones that matter most when building brand relationships. 🎧Listen here! masterthemedia.co/podcast/

💥 AFU work in the area of ​​occupied Novoazovsk, Donetsk region.

she looks stunning

See smoke, post smoke ✨ Please cleanse ya mind in whatever way you can y’all. It’s been a lot lately 😭

Being surrounded by the #History of my people especially during times such as these was such a moving and transformative experience. Let’s make sure the legacy of liberation and freedom continues! ❤️❤️❤️ #blackhistorymonth #MLKDay #mlk #civilrights

Daily Mario Music - Day 34 !!! GBA Rainbow Road ↳ Mario Kart World ↳ Nintendo Switch 2

#Εφαρμογή εύρεσης #συγκατοίκου #Ελλάδα #Roommate finding #app #Greece #

Willst du mein Babysitter sein und meine Herrin Mami bei meiner Erziehung unterstützen? Sissy Baby Vivian Tootinyforher will auch ein ganz braves Mädchen sein.

On this day in 2021: At Double or Nothing, The Young Bucks defended the AEW Tag Team Titles against Eddie Kingston and Jon Moxley in an absolute classic. A brilliant match—right crowd, right time. Awarded ⭐⭐⭐⭐¾ by the Wrestling Observer Newsletter. (via AEW)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECCA 🩷🩷🩷🩷

A banner week for tyrants, racists, and dummies (or banner decade, really)

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We can have fun with science, but we shouldn't ignore science. That's how you get pandemics. #DailyZombie #Zombie #Cartoon #Shorts #OC #TacoViking #NeptunesMoons #CosmicCrash

she’s got three seconds to make me believe she doesn’t have wings those angel allegations are serious business

Happy Spring Festival🧧 from $daCAT #LunarNewYear

This is where research skills are built! 🧬 Inside a Biomedical Science lab at Ontario Tech, students study the diffusion of red blood cells through hands-on learning. 🔬

Following the Ambassadors for the ERC meeting in Brussels, meet Eleonora Macchia, Ambassador for the ERC in Italy 🇮🇹 She develops cutting-edge biosensors for early diagnosis and joined the initiative to bring research closer to society, and inspire others. 🔗 buff.ly/Gp5bk5U #Amb4ERC

This is top tier, chef's 💋 puuurfect! Tell those kids they won the lottery with a good humor teacher. Everyone enjoy this video. Those quotes were hilarious and on point! 😂🤣🫠 🔁 gabedannenbring Turning my students quotes into a gospel song part 2 #teacher #teachersofinstagram #teacherlife

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water strider studies for #InverteFest 2. staying in one place (in a world that won’t stop moving!!

Why sleeping less than 5 hours damages your brain permanently 😱 Scientists reveal shocking effects of sleep deprivation on y… 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

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ABS overturned in #Dodgers at #Diamondbacks (Bot 7). Los Angeles Dodgers challenged the ball call on Kyle Hurt's pitch to Tommy Troy. Ball -> Called Strike. HP: Jordan Baker | Upheld 53.4% (31/58). Result: Tommy Troy called out on strikes.