Walking into 2026 like

This really is the most anti-Groundhog Day I've ever seen online. People are tired 🥺

Behold the floaty D20 of vague fortunes bathing in the blue waters of the Magic 8 Ball

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:

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See a tree, share a tree

Looking at US news through the filter of Bluesky. When things are already far weirder than you could ever have imagined, what's next?

Take that January 🌞 Local temperature 9°C (48°F)

Count Duckula

Rosalía guanya el premi Ivor Novello a compositora internacional de l'any, un dels més prestigiosos. En el seu discurs ha aprofitat per carregar contra l'elitisme que hi ha a la indústria de la música. https://www.ara.cat/gent/musics/rosalia-premiada-millor-compositora-internacional_1_5745062.html

A 100-foot mural honoring late Milwaukee Brewers play-by-play announcer Bob Uecker is being installed on a building in downtown Milwaukee. https://tinyurl.com/4tjw8s4a 

Sorry UK, you created Russell Brand, you’re going to have to deal with him.

The Solnechnogorsk fuel-loading station, a hub that stores and ships gasoline and diesel near the village of Durykino, was hit and caught fire. 📹Exilenova+

The future of South Carolina starts with our young people and their voices matter right now. Join me today at Lander University at 5PM for a forum focused on ideas, opportunity, and building a stronger path forward together. Let’s talk about the #NewSC

Harrison Ford giving a commencement speech. #USDemocracy

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The government expecting to find Dorothy Andor out here, lol.

Check out this GMB Money Minute! 🚀

#USA #California #Evacuation #climate #anomaly #climatecrisis 🇺🇸 USA: Mass Evacuation in Southern California Due to Chemical Explosion Threat A serious emergency occurred at the GKN Aerospace facility in Garden Grove, Orange County, California. A 34,000-gallon tank containing highly toxic

My hate for the Vegas Golden Knights is becoming stronger every time the Avs lose to them.

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Long Island Rail Road workers are picketing outside of stations on Saturday after contract negotiations with the MTA fell through. The strike has halted North America's busiest commuter rail, which could leave hundreds of thousands of riders scrambling.

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David Cronenberg’s The Brood (1979) is an early example of the themes and ideas that would later define his work. The film mixes psychological drama with physical horror in a way that became strongly associated with Cronenberg’s cinema: the so called “body horror”.

Holy shit look at that egg mass! At least I think thise are eggs. Or pyrosome? 🦀 having a buffet with whatever it is! @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 925 part 3 #Doldrums #MarineLife

ICE is keeping families with children as young as 9 months old in torturous conditions (Southern TX. 12/11/25 Free countries don't starve children

@belbasaura.bsky.social 's MASCOT JUST STARTED JORKIN WHILE HIS DUPLICATE IS ON THE GROUND IN PAIN WHY ISNT ANYONE DOING ANYTHING NEW COMM I GUESS #Vgen #commission #emotes

WE MARCH JUNE 14. nokings.org

There’s a staggering surge in Black maternal deaths due to pregnancy – and we have to take action to address this urgent issue.

Lovely stuff on Sky News this morning.

Blown away by this AI work. Creepy as fuck. Original video by @icantevenproduction on Instagram and YouTube. I did NOT make this. I added a soundtrack. An AI walk-through of Epstein’s world, scene to scene, faces and names reconstructed.

Hasan Piker Isn’t Doing Himself Any Favors With This Statement

🤖 SFGiants Whew, Jungy is back 🙂

Different angle on the American Robins hanging out. Arizona (5300ft). (OC) #Birds #Birding

A very violent domestic Attack #CoerciveControl #TraumaBond #LoveShouldntHurt #MilitaryAbuse #InvisibleAbuse #ControlToFreedom #SafetyPlanning #RestrainingOrder #CustodyWin #DocumentTheAbuse #LegalProtection #SurvivorRights #SurvivorStory

Serious question: Why is the Trump administration fighting so hard to help Big Oil escape the courtroom?

Sip back and relax.🍷Now that you’ve made it through the week—it’s time to enjoy the fruits 🍇 of the vine. #AElaineWines

So true! Feels like the devil’s magic! My kid uses Claude for programming. I pay for Perplexity because I’m mostly fact checking. Cool to see you using it for business!

A day will come when Donald Trump no longer dominates our politics. Even though this is obvious, it’s hard to keep in mind. The future will belong to those who can think clearly about what happens next.

Wenn der Terzel die Nistkuhle ausbessern möchte und sich beobachtet fühlt 😊 #DettingenTeck #Turmfalken #Kestrel #Birds #Animal-Cam www.nabu-teck.de/kamera-im-de...

Circularity in fashion- how do they do it? This is the first part of many, where we will go through every stage of the fashion industry, and see how various companies/organizations are incorporating circularity. Today, we focus on sourcing, specifically next-gen bio-based materials. #circularfashion

I'm running to make California more affordable for working people. Big Oil, the utility monopolies, and the billionaire class will fight like hell. I'll fight harder. Vote by June 2nd.

Absolutely shameless, Donald Trump uses the shooting at the White House Correspondents dinner as an excuse for his illegal East Wing ballroom project.

This is the language and mindset of almost every MAGA supporter loitering around the internet, power houses, or streets. Eventually that's what artificial and unawakened leaders bring to the world

"Many Americans are asking, why did the United States have to attack Iran now? Well, let me explain..." – Sec. Marco Rubio When power fabricates foes, real risk never lay in foreign shadows. What leadership consigns its people to anguish while the world bleeds for macabre distraction?

She’s spot on! 💙

CAGE MATCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE? C’mon, America! You’re better than this. Just the latest embarrassing, odiferous distraction from Epstein, Iran, and all the rest of Agent Orange’s messes. #Iran #Epstein #cagematch #UFC #WhiteHouse

Sen Andy Kim: Refusing to address the inhumane conditions at Delaney Hall is a choice that ICE and GEO Group are making. Putting profit over people. Here are 3 things Secretary Mullin COULD focus on fixing right now.

Ahead of this week's devolved elections, we have hosted a series of events with Scottish and Welsh party leaders to discuss their plans and priorities Watch as we explore the key issues at stake in Scotland and Wales Follow our elections 2026 hub: www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/our-work/top...

Trump cronies are reportedly raising $ to remake the E. Potomac Links…through a nonprofit, with 0 transparency & no legal process He said he'd drain the swamp—not fill it w/billionaire $ @democracydefendersfund.org @democracyforward.org & Lowell & Associates are in court to expose it @ms.now👇-TN

Ben Johnson on the Packers.

CRANK IT!

WE JUST GOT HAWKMON ANNOUNCED FOR DIGIMON UP! Which starter are you gonna team up with?? #Digimon #DigimonUP

Ukraine's Air Force marked Kyiv Day with an atmospheric video honoring the capital Kyiv is home to 3.5 million people. Over the last month, Russia launched several large strikes at the capital, trying to break its resistance euromaidanpress.com/2026/05/14/r...

Cuuchan's core in GeoGuessr ☝️🤓 [Part 2] #FeileaVision

From Lakefront Buyer to State Insider, Governor Kemp turns real estate sales into so much more.

Karl-Anthony Towns straight-up outplayed Victor Wembanyama in Game 1. If that continues, this will be over quickly. ⬇️ More from last night's post-game show ⬇️ Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=f1tUcpamav0&t=2658s

𝗕𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘆𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 is coming to Steam July 9th (consoles later). Looks fun!