Christoph "Frittenfett" Ploss hat es nach zahlreichen Auftritten am rechten Rand (NIUS, BILD, WeLD, TV-Berlin) endlich mal wieder zu Interviews bei Phoenix und sogar ins ZDF geschafft. Wieder mal im richtigen Fernsehen, da isser stolz, aber sowas von. 🤗

🤔 Möchte uns Dr. Christoph Ploss (NIUS-Beauftragter der Union) mit diesem Schnipsel irgendetwas mitteilen oder trägt er nur die lustige Frisur spazieren?

Ein Schnuller käme mir beim Ulf als letztes in den Sinn. 🤣 Es gibt eine wunderbare Poschardt-Parodie von Tobias Mann, in der er keift und geifert. Doch Poschardt übertrifft die Parodie bei weitem.

Hört euch den Ulf an. Kriege das dreckige Grinsen nicht aus dem Gesicht. 😁 Ein schlechter Parteitag für die Kubicki-FDP ist ein guter Tag für Deutschland. #Poschardt #Kubicki #FDP

Hoffentlich verhebt 🏋️ sich das Kerlchen nicht. 🙄 #Amthor

Das Polizeiproblem Ostermann sieht es anders. Wenn der Geschorene nicht gerade mit dumpfen Phrasen bei Reichelt oder Poschardt hetzt, tourt er durchs Land und treibt die Wähler zum braunen Pack.

Willkommen in der Vorhölle, welcome to limbo...

Unterschätze Fritzes übergriffigen Bodyguard nicht. 🥊

Döpfner gibt sich alle Mühe, mit seinem verkommenen #Schmierfinkentum NIUS zu toppen. "Ich bin die Ricarda Lang des Journalismus." Mit Journalismus hat der Troll schon lange nichts mehr zu tun. @ricardalang.eurosky.social sollte sich gegen diese Beleidigung wehren.

BORIS Palmer bei Judith Sevinc Basad:

Cleveland wants to put Jalen Duren in action, Detroit working to get him out of it. -Allen screens for Donovan Mitchell, Duren's drop turns into a switch -Back to Mitchell and Cade kicks Duren out -Swing to Harden and LeVert rotates -Swing to Mobley who attacks Duren

think I opened some phishing bullshit by accident thinking it was an e-invitation. can these bots just fuck off 😑

Headstones are gonna roll! Get ready for #KidlitZombieWeek. A full week of death-defying blog posts, daring discussions, and jaw-dropping #prizes coming to a manuscript graveyard near you. June 1-5 on BlueSky and IG www.instagram.com/kidlitzombie... #WriterSky #KidLit #WritinCommunity #KidLitArt

Motivation

【Dream Matchups Breakdown | 2026/05/20 | Devin Vassell | 38 MINS，22 PTS, 7/14 FG, 1 AST】 Devin Vassell was absolutely sizzling from the floor tonight, fully leaning into his role as a lethal tactical spacer. #NBA For more related data: www.matchupmeta.com/game/sas-vs-...

Trump just said the quiet part out loud in Miami, bragging about unapproved wars while our economy takes the hit. History shows regimes fracture when the people apply pressure. We have to show up. 🛑 Drop a ✊ in the comments if you’re marching today! #News #PoliticsDaily #Protest #Democracy #Current

I'm disgusted at Democratic "leadership" for being so spineless and refusing to deal with this. I have personally called Dem gov's, secretary of states, Hakeem Jeffries and Schumer staffers, visited 34 Dem senate staffers in DC...no interest in this subject...NONE. IT IS STRICTLY TABOO

@___prakrithi പ്രകൃതി പണിയ ഭാഷയിലെഴുതിയ കവിത 'പണിച്ചി' വായിക്കുന്നു | Campfire Readings | Prakrithi. Full YT Video in the thread below. #malayalamliterature #literaturefestival #wayanad #wayanadliteraturefestival #wlf2024 #wlf #kerala #wayanad #malayalamliterature #lgbtcommunity #queerliterature🏳️🌈 #lgbtq

Why weren't the NDP and Conservatives viable to most people in the last election? #canada #cdnpoli #canadapolitics #canadianpolitics #frankdomenic🍁

Is 2019 as great a film year as everyone always claims? This month’s guests: Morgan from Hall of Film and Sydney Strange Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, including in video on YouTube (link in bio) #movies #filmsky

A New York City nightclub, The Matador, becomes the site of a high-profile murder that attracts the attention of an obsessive detective, a T.V. news reporter and an elusive being living outside the realms of time and space. Join us Friday! www.facebook.com/share/14f35S...

NEWS: YouTube has demonetized Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies. The satire continues. This week’s F’d TROOPS is now on Patreon. Check out my latest anti-war short film. Subscribe + watch: patreon.com/mrnewbergers...

Normalizes being bad at something in the beginning — encouraging for beginners, creators, and anyone comparing their start to someone else's middle. #EveryExpertWasABeginner #StartAnywhere #ProgressOverPerfection #EmbraceTheLearning #KeepGoing

After speaking on #AI and power @polstudiesassoc.bsky.social conference in #Oxford, my new book lands at exactly the right moment. Covidocracy is out tomorrow with @bloomsburypol.bsky.social Crises change. The struggle for power doesn’t Secure your copy: www.bloomsbury.com/uk/covidocra...

Gotta admit, I’m not a mentalist, someone who reads minds. I’m only a photo archivist. But I’d still bet 96% of you reading this haven’t looked at your old printed photos since the day they were developed. 🔗 www.scanmyphotos.com/blog/2025/04...

3 years of conflict. 3 years of atrocities. The war in Sudan has upended millions of lives. You only need to read these 5 stories to grasp its human cost: https://bit.ly/4sxXtNI #3YearsTooLong

White House on lockdown after apparent gunshots:

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Trixie’s new stage name is 'The Baked and Bedazzled,' and her only trick is making an entire pizza disappear in thirty seconds.

125 patriots and a handmaiden stood on the corner of Buckner & Garland in Dallas to exercise our 1st A rights. We gather every Sunday, noon-1. Protest supported by The Funky East Dallas Democrats aka The FEDDs, inspired by 50501 organization. Sound on for honks 🚙🚙 ICE OUT NOW!

Most nail salons look the same online… that’s the problem. No consistency We post daily so you stay visible No differentiation We create content that actually stands out No time to manage We take it off your hands That’s how our clients start getting more bookings. WhatsApp +447947172627

Why military escalation against Iran could backfire Mark Halperin breaks down why “finishing the job” may not actually be possible. #Iran #Trump #MiddleEast

Wab Kinew: "There's so much to love about this country. There's so many unique cultural aspects of this place. And we're the first nation of hockey."

Have a Peaceful Holiday Season! 🎄Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Mourning Dove Medical💜 Dr. G @drmamakai.bsky.social

New cute Yoongi wiggles via Taehyung’s IG story 🤏 Yoongi was seen gently tapping his left hip/leg, seemingly to relieve stress 🥺

If they're not fighting, they might as well be writing. Writing Chairs by modder Momayo adds writing animations, new chairs and tables, and a slow Science task for turning spare time into Books. →https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3596203027

New Wardrobe Staple Alert Found the perfect bodysuit! The Popilush Deep V has amazing tummy control and actually feels breathable. Perfect for daily wear. 🦋 #TrendPikz #BlueskyFashion #Shapewear #StyleFeed

#zscaler #shares #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/7lwqqvo9

Bernie loves the manosphere, which is financed by the tech broligarchy. Just watch Theo Von’s latest interview with him. Theo advertises for Bitcoin-Moonpay thruout the interview. It’s a disgrace. Listen to Sharpton on Bernie, please, Randi!

In this Video about What Role Do Polymarket Clone Platforms Play in the Web3 Economy? Watch it out.

We're Drowning in B~LLSH!T Let's End It 🙏 What if I told you that your ability to identify B~LLSH!T is your most valuable professional skill? PART 1 of my series on B~LLSH!T. 1/XX 🧵 #Entrepreneurship #LeadershipSkills #Strategy #SauderStrategy #Stoicism #Communication #NoBullShit

Luigi Mangione gonna walk for sure!

"If you're a parent, this should make your stomach drop." bit.ly/4bHxvTk

Trump is actively trying to interfere in our elections.

Fragment uit het interview met Arsen Dmytryk door @ukrainer.bsky.social Volledige interview is ook te zien via YouTube: youtu.be/PXSuyLAHrxE?... (Evt. met ondertiteling te volgen).

Not Kitamiya ducking for the machine gun spray

We'll have chances for pop-up showers ahead of cooler temps tomorrow and Wednesday.

The Hind Rajab Foundation files a complaint with Dutch prosecutors against Israeli soldier Shmuel Assouline in Amsterdam for destroying Gaza’s infrastructure.The complaint relies on his own footage, which shows his unit (97th Netzah Yehuda Battalion) Text and source @eyeonpalestine.bsky.social

YAY! #Pi day!!!

👀 Ya es posible observar la fauna salvaje de Monfragüe también de noche. 🦊 Zorros, ciervos, jabalíes... Muchas de las especies del parque nacional se dejan ver en la oscuridad. 🔭 Utilizan visores térmicos para poder seguir su rastro. #parquenacionaldemonfragüe #fauna #observaciónnocturna

I'm suddenly really thirsty 🥵

That is why he's THE BEAST!! 🔥 #WWEClash continues on the ESPN App with an ESPN Unlimited plan: https://es.pn/watchwwe

据路透报道，中国电动汽车巨头比亚迪5月结束了持续时间最长的一轮销量下滑，不过中国国内市场需求减弱以及竞争加剧的压力依然存在。 公司全球销量同比增长0.3%。路透社计算显示，比亚迪当月售出超过38.34万辆汽车。这是经历连续8个月销量收缩后首次恢复增长。 海外市场继续保持强劲增长，出口销量增长超过80%。欧洲和新兴市场对电动汽车需求增强。美以发动伊朗战争后，油价上涨，也推动需求增长。

Proof that #ChristopherLuxon & his govt are rotten stinking Liars. #megastrikenz #supportnzteachers #nzpol #bhn #patbrittenden #chewie

The ice core lab is operated as a partnership between the Australian Antarctic Division and @utas.edu.au. Measuring different chemical components trapped in the ice, this state-of-the-art lab is one of only a few of its kind in the world. Find out more ▶️ aapp.shorthandstories.com/the-memory-o...

Africa Corps drone strikes JNIM fuel tanks near Niafunké For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

The Chief Medical Officer for England, Professor Sir Chris Whitty suggests that whilst recent public health achievements include a reduction in smoking, that the healthcare sector has failed on childhood obesity. He suggests that current attitudes to the issue are morally unreasonable.

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Don't stop talking about the Epstein' files,Trump's gonna get a quick slap of reality after the midterm elections Don't Stop TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN FILES SINCERELY The radical left Scum 🥰🥰

1/ "There are good results": Zelensky confirmed the damage to an oil terminal in St. Petersburg and a company in the Tambov region There are good results of our long-range sanctions from the soldiers of the Security Service of Ukraine, the State Border Guard Service, the Special Operations Forces