This is my impression of a straight man FaceTiming a beautiful woman

wake up babe, NASA just hard launched their relationship with the White House

I’ve been judged for being a professional cuddler, Dominatrix, stripper and the list goes on BUT NOBODY can say I have a bad taste in music!!!

What I want to do after a lazy weekend: - Try a new restaurant - Frame postcards - Wear a new dress to lose to someone at chess

POV you’re selling seashells at the seashore’s en I

✨she was a fairy✨ song: melatonin by blood orchid

When the skepticism leaves my mind // I feel my fantasies ignite 🎼: I think about you almost every night by lucidmusic & jfarrari

“You’re the kind of person people wrote books about!”

Proud to be your prettiest problem 😘

“Everyone at this pool is funnier than the last person to take me out to dinner.”

‘Madman persona is getting A LOT weirder’：Nicolle reacts to Trump’s concerning AI post about SEWAGE [Edit] Trump's visit to China after another late night posting spree, erratic behavior, opportunity to seize on the "political decay" May 12, 2026 www.ms.now/deadline-whi... Deadline: White House

“The real cruelty we have in this province is there’s lots of food on the shelf… it’s just that people don’t have the money to buy it,” Mike von Massow (@uofguelph.bsky.social), at 8pm with Gary Sands (CFIG), Carolyn Stewart (Feed Ontario), and @jeyantvo.bsky.social | Producer: Mike Attenborough

A Polish-Ukrainian company unveiled the “Scan Horizon” autonomous anti-drone turret for vehicles 🥰 The AI-based system detects and neutralizes enemy FPV drones with a net launcher, operating fully autonomously without human involvement ❤️ #War #Ukraine #AntiDroneTurret #RussianDrone #FpvDrone #Drone

Big expansion: SEG Solar’s new 4 GW Houston factory pushes US capacity to 6 GW. Positioned for IRA benefits and FEOC compliance. Investors & industry, check this out: aktiego.com/sectors/ener... #Renewables #SolarPower $SOLAR

News Update Today for April 9. #trump #iran #epstein #news

A truck sank in freshly poured concrete on the I-41/894 interchange after the driver physically removed a 'Road Closed' barrier and drove past construction signs. https://tinyurl.com/3969usxr 

Here's what happened this week in North Carolina politics. [May 8, 2026] Still no budget. But at least they're not really working on one. Congrats, graduates - come help us fix North Carolina! 🎓

Discover how Avid and Intel are partnering to maximise DNx performance at every stage of the workflow—Watch or listen to Making the Media ▶️ avid.co/V5G750YJPug #intel #dnx #editing #mediacomposer #media #broadcast #postproduction #technology #podcast #makingthemedia #avid

The #Soviet Union was the first #socialist experiment. They had no example for guidance. Single-party state? Not ideal. But they were blazing trails while dealing with sabotage. Full ep ft Jeremy from Proles Pod Sat 5/2 at 8 am ET Find link to all our eps in comment below 👇 #Soviet #socialist

Bengal BJP leader Suvendu Adhikari has claimed his aide - Chandranath Rath, who was shot dead near his home in North 24 Parganas' Madhyamgram - was killed because he defeated Trinamool leader Mamata Banerjee in the Bhabanipur election.

Breaking News: The U.S. and Iran May Be Edging Toward a Deal to Reopen the Strait of Hormuz. More updates to follow!

Eleven unwanted puppies, eleven abandoned souls… they have no chance of surviving at the tractor brigade, and the only way to save them is to find families for all of them, which seems impossible as no one wants them.

A 53% fertility collapse didn’t happen by accident. Big Plastic engineered a toxic world. But we can fight back. Listen: https://loom.ly/WtLZOTo #oligarchy #dictatorship #dictatortrump

The economy is in ruins, but don’t worry, JD Vance has a story about his socks. #gasprices

⚛️ A quantum computer just ran for 2 hours straight—previous: milliseconds. But the real story is about how they solved it—and what it teaches us about persistence. 🎧 www.buzzsprout.com/2405788/epis... 📖 helioxpodcast.substack.com/publish/post... #QuantumComputing #Science #Technology

We are all out of options for Atlas. No more operations or treatments left. It’s quality of life now and that probably means weeks rather than months. Time to wrap him up in as much love as possible ❤️

TIME FOR WORK! 🎨👩‍🎨Live 2d Prep stream!👩‍🎨🎨 🔴NOW LIVE!🔴 twitch.tv/mechenzy

#mn #houseofrepresentatives #gunviolence #reata #keepfighting

Do better girly #girlpower #womenempowerment

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🇨🇩 Since the current #Ebola outbreak was declared on May 15, a suspected more than 220 deaths and 900 cases have been identified, in what the #WHO has declared an international emergency. In Rwampara in the Democratic Republic of #Congo, health workers are on the front line. Watch for more ⤵️

In this episode of Beyond the CV, Alejandro Aballay, PhD, dean of @MDA_UTHGrad, reflects on the curiosity that first drew him to science, the resilience required in research, and what it means to prepare the next generation of scientists. 🎥 go.uth.edu/BeyondAballay

Destructive weather is crashing the home insurance market, putting millions of policies at risk. As wildfires, floods, and storms become more frequent and severe, insurers are raising premiums, exiting markets, and dropping coverage. Who should pay? https://bit.ly/448cAEp

Rapid Onset + Profound Anesthetic Effect + Lowest Cost = Orabloc® being named a Best Product by Clinician’s Report (And we agree!) Hear what sets Orabloc apart from other anesthetic options on Dental City’s Practice-Proven episode 2: https://ow.ly/OQhy50Z4JGq

Today I was in Turner Co and got to the salon a bit late. Mr. President…..game on! After today, I think we will ramp up the videos a bit. Today’s topic is a bit more serious. It’s important to stay til the end so that you have all of the info you need to cast your vote. @barackobama.bsky.social

Aprender a pedir perdón

#StreetFighterII #Arcade #Fighting

To all the inspiring women out there, Happy International Women’s Day 💜 @sinn-fein.bsky.social

Remember when Nazism in Ukraine was dismissed as "Russian propaganda," @nytimes.com turns itself into a pretzel trying to whitewash 🇺🇦 state funeral of WW2 Nazi collaborator Andriy Melnyk. The headline? "In Ukraine, a Divisive 20th-Century Hero Comes Home" threadreaderapp.com/thread/20590... 👈

TREINEN ALERT

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Das ist ja mal was: Ein Custom Bike mit versenkbaren Blinkern:

AN UNSULLIED SHIELD (1913) is an early (though not the earliest) example of the "ancestors climb down from their portraits" trope. A young wastrel is shamed for his partying ways by a mystic television program showing his forebears dying in combat.

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If you believe...

1/3 Η αποψινή εκτόξευση του Falcon Heavy μπορεί να ακυρώθηκε λόγω καιρού, αλλά ο «βασιλιάς» των αιθέρων δεν απογοητεύει ποτέ. 🚀⛈️ Ας θυμηθούμε τη στιγμή που η SpaceX έγραψε ιστορία με αυτόν τον συγχρονισμένο χορό των boosters.

Are your allergies acting up? A delayed start to warm weather could lead to a 'pollen explosion' across the country. We have the outlook for Canada this spring, and details on which community has had it the worst so far. ⬇️ Watch more video: https://ow.ly/AZra50YINPS

The PS2 Had Some WEIRD Games… Here Are 5!

A 5-year-old begged ICE not to take his father. “Papá, no.” Juan Bonilla Lagos has now spent seven months in ICE custody. 🚨 His family says he has attempted suicide three times. ICE does not just detain people. It leaves families trying to survive the break.

AI Isn't Just for Computer Scientists. Speaking on NDTV, Dr.Premachandra Sagar, our Pro Chancellor, explains why DSU is opening up its AI infrastructure across every discipline - medicine, management, design, architecture, and beyond.

#redpuppetpanda #fyp #pink #viral #trending #bluesky #memes #comfortcharacters #hyperfixations #shitpost

Drug prohibition was never the solution — it was the problem. Cato's Jeffrey A. Singer, MD, explains why protecting people means trusting them to make their own choices.

Demain, 10h, le petit déjeuner rôliste fort en chocolat en direct ! - les traditionnelles news (FIJ, jeux...) - La création de personnage pour Vileborn - Votre ressenti autour des associations www.twitch.tv/dice_story #jdr #jeuderole #twitch

National Faculty member Danielle Cooley, DO, shares updates from the new FOMCD 2026, including the integration of the mind-body-spirit approach to osteopathic across all competency domains.

One day she's going to hit whatever this thing is she keeps going for and I'm dying to find out what it is. Will she drop somebody onto their head? Yeet them out of the ring caber toss style?

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Foley & MJF Didn’t Flinch — A Masterclass in Professionalism Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 357 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #MickFoley #MJF #AEW #Wrestling

Image and video created on the #dreamface app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Regular normie Christians know there's some debate over God's gender. They might not buy it. They might not care. But the idea that God must be male isn't that strong. Also: Watters disqualifies himself, then claims authority to judge. That's the right for you.