Statler and Waldorf
@firedstatwald
#svengoolie
19
Likes
2
Reposts
0
Replies
More from Statler and Waldorf
-
Next week #svengoolie
53 3 -
Well, there you go! Seattle wins! It's been fun posting things on this hashtag with all of you jokers. See you around! #superbowl
51 2 -
Well, if you build a house on a place called Haunted Hill, you're really asking for trouble. #svengoolie
40 2 -
#svengoolie
40 3 -
In the theater, huh? Stay away from our balcony! #svengoolie
37 1
Statler: Which hand is the Mummy's Hand? Left or Right? Waldorf: I won't tell. You'll have to wait and find out. Statler: I can't stand the suspense! #svengoolie
Ugh! We're all having fun, Sven. Let's not bring Jim Henson and the Muppets into this. #svengoolie
We'll be here next week, or we'll send The Mist to our cable company! #svengoolie
This bears repeating .....👇 Murray: ..."So, [there's] a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184,000, ... but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires."
Bad policy costs everyone: your time, counties’ resources, and taxpayer dollars. Our elections are already secure, accessible, and safe. So let’s invest in voters, counties, and a system that works—not tear it down to satisfy a few sore losers.
❌ “They 🇮🇱 forced us to keep our heads down, our knees on the ground, on hard surfaces or in dirty water. They stuffed us into unventilated containers for hours at a time. They literally flooded our sleeping space with seawater in the middle of the night.They physically beat anyone” #ISRÄHELL
He sure cares about that $400 million dollar Ballroom and Israel and his crypto grift. But Americans he doesn't think about.
"...and, uh..." Anda! #Epstein #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles #Trumpstein #TrumpisintheEpsteinFiles #PedophileProtector #TrumpRapesChildren #TrumpFucksKids
So you want to sue the federal government for their hantavirus response? Remember, I’m a lawyer, not your lawyer- this is for educational and informational purposes only. #hantavirus #classaction #federalgovernment #legal #education
Voici la liste des livres qui nous font envie en mai ! Et toi, quel livre te fait envie en ce moment ? #sciencefiction #sciencefictionfan #sciencefictionbook #fantastiquebook #fantasy #novella #fantasybook #librairie
Despite the controversy—Platner will WIN because his message lands: 'We won’t just FIGHT the oligarchy, we will DEFEAT it. It's the politics of Susan Collins—turning politicians into millionaires while telling you to be grateful for crumbs, finding billions for forever wars but nothing for schools.'
This is all you need to know about Mr. DJT. He is envious and jealous of Obama. That's bad enough. But more than that, he can't count; which may explain why he's had 5 bankruptcies. He believes that since both were elected, then DJT should get the Nobel too. But again, DJT forgot arithmetic.
The best satirists don’t just make people laugh. They help people understand power. And with that in mind, Colbert is among the best. As the “Late Show” comes to a close, a comedy scholar looks back at how Colbert used satire to explain complex topics: theconversation.com/5-reasons-st...
While Trump tries to bomb Iran back to the Stone Age, Israel is still devastating Lebanon: 1,400+ killed, 4,400+ injured, 1.2 million displaced, and 14% of the country reportedly occupied. For Australia, that would be bigger than NSW and Victoria combined. Enough is enough.
BREAKING: Chavez-DeRemer resigns as scandal engulfs Labor Department Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigns amid a widening scandal involving sexual assault allegations against her husband and an investigation into her own conduct. The Weeknight hosts weigh in.
The 115th Fighter Wing of the Wisconsin Air National Guard performed a flyover of the Watertown Aero Park during the community's Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall unveiling.
✨3 Caballeros MagicBand skins add extra magic to your band on your Disney trip! Just apply it like a sticker and peel it off after! Get yours at 💫 TheMousierge.Etsy.com 💫 or 🛒 TheMousierge.shop 🛒 🛍Join our email club to SAVE 15% - bit.ly/MousiergeWeekly
Sadqa aur Sakhawat Ka Nuqsaan? Malaal Se Kesay Bachen? | Younus AlGohar | ALRA TV youtu.be/hGie01urs3Y?... Visit our social media platforms @alratv linktr.ee/alratv #IsMehdihere? #missionofmehdi #endisnear #armageddon #iran #iranwar
Here are the adult animation series. The Adult Swim library is currently missing some newer shows that are up in other European countries, like My Adventures with Superman and Common Side Effects.
Studios didn't hire me because I had no experiences in gaming... So I decided to make my own. Here's my first indie game: Maseylia - Echoes of the Past. It's an action platformer, thought as a 3D metroidvania (with backtracking, abilities to unlock, combat...). And it's inspired by Moebius !
Noah Wyle calls on Congress to pass a tax credit for healthcare workers: "Medicine is hard enough, but so much of the damage is coming from everything around it. It's the staffing ratio that turns a manageable shift into a moral injury. It's the tuition bill that still dictates what you can afford"
Yes .. some rain! We need a lot more. ☔️ @live5news.com
🚨DAMN‼️Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew doesn’t mince words about Trump and the conflict in Iran. Saying the quiet part out loud, this war is a distraction from the Epstein Files and Trump is “public enemy number one” when it comes to the economy. Bravo Mr Kinew, more of this please‼️
Celebrate your Travel mishaps and fails with this hilarious personalized customizable cert... #travelfails #personalizedcertificate #funnysouvenir
40 years ago: NBC’s 1986 “Come Home” campaign already felt like a televised revival meeting… but then they got Michael Landon from Highway to Heaven to personally invite viewers home to NBC. 😇📺 It was like a divine command to watch Thursday night television.
🗺️ Biome Collecting (Week of 5/3/26) 🗺️ ❄️ Frosted Heights 🧊 🔗 STREAMS & SOCIALS 🌐 linktr.ee/lamecast #disney #disneydreamlightvalley #dreamlightvalley #cozygaming #gamergirl #smallstreamer #disneydreamlight #disneygame #disneygaming
BIG sculptures of unborn babies in Qatar👶 Want to know more about these sculptures? https://righttolife.org.uk/news/damien-hirsts-giant-sculptures-of-the-development-of-the-unborn-baby-are-still-on-display-in-qatar-a-decade-later
Kailasa's International yoga Day Competition | 21 June 2026 Experience the Original Yoga, revived by THE SPH Bhagavan Sri Nithyananda Paramashivam. Nithyananda Yoga is not a new form of yoga; it is the Original Yoga, revived directly from the source through the Vedic and Agamic scriptures. Submit y
"Among the slain residents was a Palestinian woman who happened to be passing by the building; she had been purchasing Eid clothing for her late brother’s children when the missiles struck. Her funeral took place earlier at the Al‑Ahli Cemetery."
One of history's most devastating scenes unfolds as Gaza, occupied Palestine lies in total ruin, while ‘israeli’ long-range IDF snipers continue targeting semitic Palestinian survivors moving through the destroyed ancient city. #Israeli_Terror 𝙁𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 Palestine 🇵🇸 news 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙪𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨
Chris Wright # 1.....I don't care if the United States commits war crimes. Chris Wright # 2.....Trump is talking shit. He won't do that. Iran doesn't have to worry.
A saree is not just worn, it is felt—like poetry wrapped around the soul. One graceful drape can turn a simple moment into timeless elegance. Traditionally over 5,000 years old, the saree is one of the world’s oldest surviving garments still worn today. In every pleat lives heritage, strength, and
CPCF arrangements for 2024/25 and 2025/26 announced Funding and other arrangements for community pharmacies for 2024/25 and 2025/26 have finally been agreed, with community pharmacy receiving the largest uplift in funding across the whole of the NHS. cpe.org.uk/our-news/cpc...
Want to expand your wishlist?! ✨ Share a link to your game in the comments! 🚀 Let’s keep the indie hype rolling and give each other’s projects some love this week. 💙 #wishlistwednesday #indiedev #indiegamedev #gamesindustry
Jared Woolley finds the corner to give the Kitchener Rangers a 3-1 in the Memorial Cup final
I had a wonderful time making this gentle animated wallpaper for the @vgen valentines day gift exchange! I loved getting to know about the gentle, wholesome, friendship between the two of Null0's characters and it was an honor to be able to bring them to life! #art #artist #animator #vgenartist
Malker Bicycle Light Sets Have An Ingestion Risk. The button cell batteries in these units are easily accessible, posing a risk of serious injury or death if swallowed and violating required safety standards. #recallalert #batterysafety #productrecall #childsafety #safetyalert
Fix team trust & accountability with PI Diagnose, powered by Meritas Advisory Group. Watch now! And then 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼 to see it in action - https://www.rfr.bz/bab2a32
In Sailor V’s presence, Sailor Moon’s tiara changes. After Zoisite and Tuxedo Mask retreats, V reveals that she’s been watching them through the arcade game, and reveals her civilian form as Minako Aino. <S1ep8 (“Act 8: Minako - Sailor V”)> #SailorMoonCrystal
When a doctor says the system is a disaster, listen. Tens of millions uninsured. Millions more can’t afford basic care. Yet the GOP keeps writing blank checks for war. Today’s war powers vote is a chance to demand better. Call your rep. We deserve healthcare, not endless wars #FundHealthcareNotWar
Maduro defied US-backed coup to rescue Chavez i For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos
On the PBD Podcast, @mehdirhasan.bsky.social challenges Patrick Bet-David on his support for Donald Trump’s racist refugee admissions program. Watch the full debate here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT3g...
'The @USAmbUN Mike Waltz just lied. He said, Francesca called Israel "a stain on humanity." Of course, Israel is a stain on humanity. it's a million stains on humanity. but facts are facts are lies are lies. And Waltz is a shameless, genocidal liar: '
Funny that Way -- A Gay Girl's (see lesbian) Guide to Humor Oct 1999 Archived Web Page 🏳️🌈 #funnythatway #1999 #pride
Bake the perfect artisan sourdough bread loaf with our premium starter. Naturally fermented for digestibility and rich flavor. Shop our Etsy starter now and enjoy fresh, crusty bread at home! #organic #easyrecipe #boule #naturalleavened #authentic #homemade #craftbread #fermentation #slowfood #bake