Statler: How do you call a snake? Waldorf: Long dissssssstance. #svengoolie

Oh, great. Just the thing to watch as an escape from current events.

A touchdown! We can't stand the shock! #superbowl

#svengoolie

Ugh! We're all having fun, Sven. Let's not bring Jim Henson and the Muppets into this. #svengoolie

"That's right! I'm here!" says Bela. #svengoolie

Kermit famously grew fangs and bit him! Then this happened: #svengoolie

Statler: Were you watching a horror movie earlier? Waldorf: I thought I was watching a dystopian horror movie with a bunch of unappealing characters, but it turned out to be Fox News. #svengoolie

We're shocked! #superbowl

#svengoolie

well alright Sonia Citron

#Habs Dobes on bouncing back from Game 6 "I kept the same similar things—a couple of tweaks—but I felt pretty good last game. Emotionally, I wanted to be better. I think getting pulled at home was kind of a wake-up call, and I took it personal. And yeah, we won today, so really happy." #GoHabsGo

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Today, I once again asked the MN legislature to support my bipartisan bill to fight Medicaid fraud. We convicted 300+ people for Med Fraud since I’ve been AG but the law hasn’t kept up with the need. We need stronger tools to investigate and prosecute and protect public dollars.

Everything from Round 2 of EuroLeague Part 1 #euroleague #basketball #euro #nbauk #nbaeurope

Heal with a Smile The Supreme Pontiff of Hinduism Bhagavan Sri Nithyananda Paramashivam reveals that conscious intentional giving, even a smile, becomes a healing gift that awakens kundalini in the heart. By giving without expecting anything in return, we can heal ourselves and others. #kailasa #nit

NOW AVAILABLE...NEW RELEASE EBOOK...ONLY $0.99. READ FOR FREE WITH KINDLE UNLIMITED. Bodies staged like burial rites. A killer using ritual as a message. HPD detective Leilani Kealoha must decode ancient practices while outmaneuvering federal agents and a man who won’t stop. Packed with forensic…

📣 BREAKING: Lord Neil Kinnock calls for Proportional Representation! The former Labour leader joins a growing number of voices pushing for voting system change. A consensus is building: FPTP must go. Watch a clip from his interview with @emmaburnell.bsky.social for LabourList and the Fabians👇

BREAKING: America's closest partners in the region are absorbing the blows. Fmr. U.S. Army Col. Larry Wilkerson explains why this entire operation has backfired, citing fear of losing global primacy as a major factor in reckless decision-making.

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I said what I said #Melania #epstein #throwbackthursday #chelseagods

National Cinema Dictionary: B is for Bosnian and Herzegovinian Cinema. Grbavica (Jasmila Žbanić, 2006). A post-war drama.

Get ready, Ocean City! Bennies Italian Market & Bakery is officially coming to 55th Street. Expect amazing fresh-baked bread, gourmet eats, and classic Italian treats right in the neighborhood. Stay tuned for the opening date! #OCNJ #OceanCityNJ #BenniesOCNJ #NJEats #55thStreet

"Nothing is going to stop me from getting that moment." Will Ospreay discusses how important Wembley Stadium is to him and what it would mean to be in the All In Main Event fighting for the AEW World Championship.

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Nathan MacKinnon after being hit by a puck in the face. 😳 Subscribe 👉 @funny_as_puck #Hockey #NHL

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NOBODY believes that the "assassination attempt" at the white house correspondents' dinner was real. (Maggie Reed)

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MOOD Tu as des rappeurs qui acceptent que leur musique de merde soit récupérée par l’extrême droite américaine. Et puis tu as des rappeurs qui évoluent d’album en album, sans jamais oublier d’où ils viennent. Merci Vince Staples White Flag. Cry Baby sort le 05/06.

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Bad news folks. Looks like the Brady kids will not be performing for the Freedom 250 concert either.

In my latest Substack post, “The Moments You’re Noticing Aren’t Accidental”, I share why those moments matter more than we think. Read more on Substack: The Caralyn Dreyer #mentalhealth #mentalhealthrecovery #selfawareness #healingjourney #personalgrowth

The Gaithersburg Book Festival is only a few days away! 📚This Saturday, May 16th from 10am-6pm, join the fun at Bohrer Park. From author talks to children's activities, there is something for everyone at GBF. 📖 We hope to see you there! More info: https://bit.ly/3kncZeQ

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Tim crossed from the United States to Mexico on foot three different times... driven by love, hope, and the pain of being apart. #ImmigrationStories #FamilySeparation #BorderStories #NoHumanIsIllegal #ImmigrationReform #FightForFamilies #LoveKnowsNoBorders

🇺🇸🗞️📰📌A former Pentagon UFO investigator has just said that the United States possesses "non-human" material.

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“Em São Paulo, todo mundo fica reparando quando vou de chinelo no metrô” Realidade: Mulher com uma galinha de fralda e botas na Linha 4 passando praticamente incólume aos olhares

There’s a strong system behind this success (S1E32)

Good day!☕️🔥 The battle for Chasiv Yar continues with the second attempted assault by Russian terrorists in two days! Both were repelled by Ukrainian heroes!☄️💥 🇺🇦24th Mechanised Brigade

“There are people who would be very happy to use these tools to attack our infrastructure, for terrorism or political reasons” 'Godfather of AI' and government adviser Yoshua Bengio explains the concerns with Anthropic's Claude Mythos AI model. #Newsnight

Happy pride month

Looking for ways to build stronger intergenerational collaboration? 🤝 Hear from Westminster Foundation's Kimberly Garande as she shares her top tip from the sidelines of our recent workshop on intergenerational collaboration. 🌱 Key insights from the workshop: www.big-change.org/insights/wor...

Great news! Robin Wilt for U.S. House of Representatives (NY-25) has taken the #PledgetoAmend and committed support to the #WeThePeopleAmendment, and abolishing corporate personhood and money as free speech! Robin Wilt is a #wethepeoplechampion.

Just say the money ran out💰

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