First thing I thought.

You heard him. If the world is a casino, now is a good time to cash out. Everybody can retire at the same time, sit back, and wait to celebrate the most anticipated post birth abortion of the millennium.

My stepmother used to make fun of me for doing that. Turned out to be cuisine in the future 🧑‍🍳 The Colonel's lucky I'm a fan of open source 👾

I heard some archbishop dude deemed that little kremlin gremlin a heretic

*russomisia intensifies*

Poor guy... I thought he didn't even have a bank account.

Cat plays with snek. Come get these beans edition. #Caturday

My kind of scoundrel.

3 of 4: The benefits of Māori wards.

RobertDothard.com 🏋‍♂️🏃‍♂️😁 The ABC'S of Exercise & 💯 Fitness! #Exercise #Fitness

Here's the most valuable thing you can say to any prospect ever. To see the full video, go here: https://f.mtr.cool/avmzfcptwq

Some Canadians just got paid from a $500-million settlement in a lawsuit that accused #Loblaw of overcharging customers for bread, but the payouts are leading to humorous comments online. #Canada nowtoronto.com/news/canadia...

கால்வாய் ஓர மக்களை சந்தித்த தமிழக வெற்றிக் கழகம் எம்.எல்.ஏ ரமேஷ்...! #TVK #Thalapathy #CMJosephVijay #TamilnaduPolitics !

Gen. Wald: Saying goes that Russia had second-best military in the world before it invaded Ukraine. Now it has second-best military in Ukraine. It’s not just funny, it’s a truism. Ukraine has done a fantastic job of defending itself, shown great courage. We should support them.

As global oil prices skyrocket and conflict with Iran rages on, it’s clear that this administration continues to succumb to its worst impulses. @djrothkopf.bsky.social and @normornstein.bsky.social break down Trump's corrupt dealings and the battle for American democracy: YT: ow.ly/qPbh50Yu6aw

You lost any chance at credibility the moment you repeated a 5+ yr lie. Rittenhouse didn't cross state lines with a firearm. The rifle was always stored in Kenosha, WI with the owner, Dominick Black. ADA Binger will explain the origin of the rifle. ⬇️

Replying to @Dstarz💚🏒🥅💚👧🏻 I hope this helps #womenshistory #progressive #liberal #womensrights

Nagoya Station West Gate, Aichi, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Harrowing testimony of Australian filmmaker Juliet Lamont, kidnapped by the israelis on the @gbsumudflotilla , battered & sexually assaulted

#AEWDoN 8e/5p, HBO Max PPV Tomorrow, 5/24! Stadium Stampede Chris Jericho/Bobby Lashley/Shelton Benjamin/Jack Perry/Young Bucks/Kenny Omega vs Ricochet/Bishop Kaun/Toa Liona/Mark Davis/Andrade/David Finlay/Clark Connors ANYTHING GOES on PPV, TOMORROW!

Silly little cilia. Say that 5 times fast. #AGirlandHerGay #Science #Podcast #Curiosity

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Der gefährliche Komfort von Vibe-Coding https://glm.io/208867?n #VibeCoding #Coding #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #KI

The UFO community trying to do research in 2026. So much baseless baggage dragging things down.

Theresa McCall-Jenkins, veteran family support specialist at Buffalo Prenatal-Perinatal Network, talks to The Buffalo News about the program's goal and why she won't be retiring anytime soon. buffalonews.com/news/local/b...

THAT'S HOW THEY WILL FORGE VIDEOS OF AMADEU'S FORGED CONFESSIONS, BUT ALSO VIDEOS OF SMOKING AND DRINKING

Ebola update May 20,2026

ABS overturned in #Reds at #Mets (Bot 1). Cincinnati Reds challenged the ball call on Chase Burns' pitch to Juan Soto. Ball -> Called Strike. HP: Emil Jimenez | Upheld 69.7% (23/33). Later: Juan Soto strikes out swinging.

Alliance founding member & former Washington Governor Jay Inslee on how states & cities will keep moving forward to defeat climate change: “[The U.S. Climate Alliance] has reduced its emissions by 24% because of the local action we decided to take in our own jurisdictions.” #COP30

Robert Jenrick claims Reform is for workers Reform voted against the Employment Rights Bill because they back zero-hours contracts & fire/rehire If you really were the party of workers you'd be asking why someone working 40hrs/wk cant afford to pay their bills in the 1st place

📺 El jonrón de dos carreras de Ketel Marte (9)

¿Siguen existiendo los techos de cristal en el deporte? 🧗‍♀️🏆 Durante la gala Top Women in Sports, hemos querido poner este debate sobre la mesa con Almudena Cid (@almudenacid), Audrey Pascual (@Audreypascual_), Fátima Diame (@Fatimadiame) y Sergio Scariolo (@sergioscariolo).

Descubre lo que los Astros tienen preparado para ti hoy. Horóscopo del 15 de Abril lazoastral.com #horoscopo #astrologia #tarot #signos #zodiaco #amor #aries #tauro #geminis #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #escorpio #sagitario #capricornio #acuario #piscis

We need to be on our best behavior and KEEP DADDY HAPPY We have the one and only @Nikoheart.com at #UKSGRed26 running #BadCheese - From Speedboat% Be a good mouse in chat at twitch.tv/uksgmarathon

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Egg #4 Epstein Files (Edited for length; his account info @ end of video for full-length)

THE BUZZER SOUNDS IN OKC. WEMBY AND THE SPURS WILL FACE THE KNICKS IN THE 2026 NBA FINALS 🚨 Game 1: Wednesday, June 3 at 8:30pm/et on ABC

Them: you can’t hear an image. Me:

"Jeff Lenberg, a computer technologist implicated in the breaches in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Georgia, made a video demonstrating how to compromise vote totals with software allegedly obtained in the breaches." #Resistance #WeAreTheFlood

ABS confirmed in #Yankees at #Athletics (Top 7). Jazz Chisholm Jr. challenged the called strike. Called strike confirmed. HP: Dan Iassogna | Upheld 38.5% (30/78). Later: Jazz Chisholm Jr. flies out sharply to center fielder Henry Bolte.

Every person they work with say the same thing : They are really involved in their music, they write, they chose everything. Idk why so much people think otherwize (i know) Nothing really moved before their discharge, everyone was waiting for them to come back to decide of the album's direction

In East 17 news... [from the Almost Daily podcast]

David Lammy to fix the prison system.

Big ideas are better shared! Save with a group subscription, available now on substack. #biology #scicomm #evolution #podcast

Let’s face facts, Badenoch and Farage want Britain to be the 51st state of Trump’s America. I do not.

'The European left needs to open its ears to the words of leaders like [Evo] Morales and [Jose] Mujica when they say a change in international drug laws is essential to move beyond extraction and imperialism towards equality and democracy.' Full comment from Kojo Koram coming soon to newint.org

“People are grappling with the fact that their land is being taken.” – Natasha van Hoff, People’s Alliance for the Right to Land, speaking at our conference 'Reclaiming Power: Organising for Just, Equitable and Ecological Transitions' held in Sri Lanka in May.

Thank you to the Sacramento County Office of Education for hosting such a powerful and meaningful ceremony for Japanese Americans who were incarcerated during World War II and denied their diplomas. [1/2]

Aid workers. Supply routes. Warehouses. Food deliveries. These are lifelines — not targets. #NotATarget

𝗙𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 is coming to bookshelves, Kindles, and KU ✨️this spring!✨️ Want an ARC? Drop your email here: forms.gle/BK5apGZBX8K7... Expect: ❤️ Age Gap 🧡 Workplace Romance 💛 Angry/Calm 💚 Chronic Pain Rep 💙 Hurt/Comfort 💜 Jax Sends Nudes 🤍 Lots of Tea 💕 Tristan’s Giant…Bed #mmromance

Video shows emergency crews working to rescue eight people who were left dangling midair on a roller coaster after it malfunctioned at Pleasure Pier in Galveston, Texas. The incident was a terrifying experience for riders at a Texas amusement park on Thursday. jpeg.ly/stW4A 

Serhiy "Flash", an advisor to the Minister of Defense, noted that current intelligence tracks the movement of troops and the construction of fortifications and roads in Belarus, adding that this is no secret.

This season has been Rocky. But is the future brighter? 0.0% playoff odds. Record 22-38. First to hit zero on basechaser.com this season. New front office. Holliday & Condon in MLB Top 100. Veen adding 40+ lbs. Six straight top-10 draft picks. The climb has started. basechaser.com/rockies-rebu...

#trump #netanyahu #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/v79b0rqs

...adolescentes vítimas de violência sexual e da garantia de seus direitos. “O DNA da extrema direita é cortar direitos da população que mais precisa." Afirmou Cesar Calejon.🎥👇🏾 🧵3/3

here is my coda bear taking the path not making a new path 😆

🤣🤣🤣 Die Ehefrau, die eine Kamera installierte, um ihren Mann vom Naschen abzuhalten – und die Reaktion ihres Mannes ist einfach genial. www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideo...

In this economy?