First thing I thought.

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My stepmother used to make fun of me for doing that. Turned out to be cuisine in the future 🧑‍🍳 The Colonel's lucky I'm a fan of open source 👾

Poor guy... I thought he didn't even have a bank account.

I heard some archbishop dude deemed that little kremlin gremlin a heretic

You heard him. If the world is a casino, now is a good time to cash out. Everybody can retire at the same time, sit back, and wait to celebrate the most anticipated post birth abortion of the millennium.

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*russomisia intensifies*

#WomenInSTEM have been breaking new ground - yesterday, today, and tomorrow. On the 10th International Day of Women and Girls in Science, we share the stories of our colleagues Ingrid, Ling, and Zeena. See what working in science means for them: go.boehringer.com/wEaFd #LifeForward

The crew ready with the stretcher tho. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Get a look into last week's events as our PLNU Music Department welcomed local jazz groups from PL High, Correa and Dana Middle Schools to join our Sea Lions for a truly groovy night! 🎵 🎷 🎶 🥁 #jazznight #plnumusic #music #plnu

Nothing to see here, just Russian drone that got stuck in trees while trying to attack Kyiv. Casual Tuesday in Ukraine

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Trump will freeze $10B in funding for ONLY certain states, inc. CA. This will affect Temporary Assistance for NEEDY FAMILIES, #CalWORKs, cutting off access to child care subsidies & a critical line of defense in preventing families from falling even deeper into poverty by enabling parents to work.

Just days into a tenuous ceasefire, it remains clear that the President has not properly assessed this enemy.

Ausar SITTING on that flyover gather

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On this episode we discuss the attack on Iran. We talk the weapons used, tactics, Iran’s retaliation in Qatar, and the impacts on the Ukraine war. Watch or listen to the episode on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6WXq... Watch the Flash Traffic Podcast on YouTube: youtu.be/H71K-KvVrWI?...

Fuccin dying on this keyboard

So y'all trying to tell me people are having raw, non-seasoned, news paper ink flavored seafood boils now?

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Greetings from beautiful Wrigley Field, where Shota Imanaga starts game two of the Cubs three-game set with Atlanta. Sunny and 76. Wind blowing in from right. 670 The Score broadcast time is 6:05 pm CT. Join us!! The focus is always on what happens here on this field.

Happy #Svengoolie Eve to you too Christopher!

Tuesday after a bank holiday hits like… 🩵| #VitalityBlast

🎺 Nous sommes heureux d’annoncer les résultats des concours réguliers 2026-2027! Cette année, le FRQ investit plus de 257 M$ en bourses et subventions de recherche. Nos félicitations! #communautéFRQ 👉 Les détails :https://frq.gouv.qc.ca/le-frq-investit-2574-m-dans-la-recherche-en-2026-2027/

The federal government has ended funding for missing and murdered Indigenous women and girls. See how Indigenous leaders are standing up for the cause, tonight on APTN National News. Watch live: www.youtube.com/@aptnnews

🚨 April 1st: Russia bans #Telegram! With internet shutdowns and now their own army’s main messenger blocked, Putin is desperately trying to hide reality. But millions are waking up, protesting, and ready to defend their right to information. Something big is brewing - #russiaiscollapsing

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At this point all I can do is sigh cuz folks were warned ts would happen

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Fadel gets his ass kicked in Invincible VS DAY 1. 💀 #invincible #gaming

Turkey-Central Asia cooperation is often viewed on an East-West axis, but it's also about North-South trade, Daria Isachenko said. Our webcast covered the Organization of Turkic States, Eurasia energy politics and how the Caucasus fit into regional trade: www.youtube.com/watch?v=reo6...

Glad to have secured $2,345,000 to help keep clean water flowing in Santa Fe. Agua es vida!

You entered her comments, you are not the victim of an attack. Please remove yourself if you feel scared, threatened or attacked in any way. This video is what you look like with that ridiculous reply.

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Fiza Ali and her husband Ijaz Khan reenact their viral scene in London once again جنہیں میرا اٹھایا جانا بھاری لگا تھا آج لندن میں وہی منظر ہلکا لگ رہا ہے, فضا علی #FizaAli #EjazKhan #London #showbiz #ViralReel #Trending

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Tree kangaroos of rainforests of New Guinea. They are active at night and hide in tree hollows during the day. They are smaller than their land relatives (50–80 cm, 5–18 kg), clumsy on the ground, but acrobats in the trees: leaping 60 ft (19 meters) Vegetarian diet, carry baby 44 days in its pouch

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Last week I spoke in Parliament about the Health and Social Care Committee's Community Mental Health Report. We were baffled that there is no waiting time target for mental health like there is for elective care.

When you know it's time to shut your computer and go for a walk.

Nerdfact: na listi njegovih predatora su uglavnom pastrve. Rijetko mi padne na pamet da pastrve jedu ptice ali eto, i to je prirodno. Vidju ga kako se brćka mali ptić 🥰 #animaly

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Here is Trump, for comparison.

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Yep. So now you know. Anyone who votes Republican cannot be trusted. They are either too Stupid or too Nazi. You’ve been warned.

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1.Inflation Discussion 2.Israel-Lebanon Conflict 3.Nature Photography 4.Vehicle Songs 5.Arsenal Parad #Domingo #Bomdia #pazar #ellam #HakikaT Arsenal

As you can tell absolutely no bias whatsoever. But like I can’t help I love drawing my sona 😔 anyone else? #oc #sona #digitalart #illustration #characterart #procreate #art

East Sussex County Council are looking for a visionary leader who combines technical expertise with strategic, service focused insight, and a deep understanding of people and culture, to become their new Chief Digital Information Officer. For more, please visit www.faerfield.co.uk/eastsussex

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. No.1 Squid. (I want them to say "You're our Splatfest Champion" but there wasn't enough space)

Black Lives Matter Month is a reminder that the fight for justice is not history. It is the work in front of us. We honor the voices that demanded change and remain committed to safer, fairer communities across New York.

Marco Rubio responds to Rep. Meeks's claim that Trump and his allies are making billions while the American people suffer: "The ranking member made accusations against the president that…are completely false."